"If you must be stupid, at least be amusing.""Don't be stupid."
And make sure someone records it and posts it, so we can all laugh."If you must be stupid, at least be amusing."
But whenever I see you, your mouth is open. You better take care your brain doesn't over heat, being hot headed can be bad for your health.I help those who help themselves. The first step to helping oneself is to use one's brain before opening one's mouth.
~ Me
That's so fucking trueIt is the injuries that we cannot see that often leave the deepest and longest lasting scars.
Author: me
There are no real winners in war, just those who have lost less. Those that believe otherwise never took part in the battle."If you're on the losing side, then war is an atrocity. But if you're the victor, well, in that case, war is a perfectly justifiable demonstration of your inherent superiority."
"A strange game. The only winning move is not to play."There are no real winners in war, just those who have lost less. Those that believe otherwise never took part in the battle.
"Shall, we, play, a, game?"A strange game. The only winning move is not to play."
Although the quote would have been better if "The only winning move is to not play."
It is one of my favourite films."Shall, we, play, a, game?
"Love to. How about Global Thermonuclear War?"
"Wouldn't, you, prefer, a, good, game, of, chess?"
"Later. Let's play Global Thermonuclear War."
"Fine."