Deep quotes you heard or made up?

dartel

Esteemed Citizen of ZV
"There was a time when people were impressed that I have enough firepower to decimate a planet in under ten minutes. I miss that."
 

dartel

Esteemed Citizen of ZV
"No no no. I'm a genius WITH social skills. I'm a rare breed. Most geniuses are geniuses at arguing with each other."
 

HugDoggy

Esteemed Citizen of ZV
"The only difference between a detail and a focal point is how much attention they are granted by a viewer."
Ah you mean the "Parade stallion erection effect". To most it's just a quirky detail, but to some they can't take their eyes off it and are hypnotized by the gentle swaying as he walks.
 

Kur0Nek0Sama

Tourist
This is from a hentai discord server im in: "Post nut clarity only exists if you have morals." Sadly i'll never know who said the truest of words
 

ShanoirII

Citizen of Zooville
"Hard work beats talent when talent doesn't work hard."
That's what it said in the bathroom at my former high school.
Then someone peeled off some of the letters until it said:
"---- ---- beat- -alen- when -alen- doesn't work ----."
 

ShanoirII

Citizen of Zooville
"The world we are told was made for man. A presumption that is totally unsupported by facts. There is a very numerous class of men who are cast into painful fits of astonishment whenever they find anything, living or dead, in all God's universe, which they cannot eat or render in some way what they call 'useful' to themselves..." ~ John Muir
 

dartel

Esteemed Citizen of ZV
"I am known by many names. I've been called The final Cause, The Supreme Judge, The Infinite Spirit, but you can just call me God."
 

HugDoggy

Esteemed Citizen of ZV
It is better to piss in the sink, than to sink in the piss.

~ Diogenes probably
That's just Saturday night at the local pub. (in Australia alcohol is often called piss) So after you sink enough piss you tend to get a bit confused about where is appropriate to recycle your drinks, so pissing in the sink might well seem like a good idea.
 
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