Deep quotes you heard or made up?

[dartel]

"There was a time when people were impressed that I have enough firepower to decimate a planet in under ten minutes. I miss that."

 

[dartel]

"There's an old saying, 'the universe is perfect, interfere with it at your peril'."

 

[ShanoirII]

"When did ignorance become a point of view?"

 

[ShanoirII]

"The only difference between a detail and a focal point is how much attention they are granted by a viewer."

 

[dartel]

"No no no. I'm a genius WITH social skills. I'm a rare breed. Most geniuses are geniuses at arguing with each other."

 

[HugDoggy]

"The only difference between a detail and a focal point is how much attention they are granted by a viewer."

Ah you mean the "Parade stallion erection effect". To most it's just a quirky detail, but to some they can't take their eyes off it and are hypnotized by the gentle swaying as he walks.

 

[dartel]

"Leave me alone. I can't love straight when I'm in think."

 

[HugDoggy]

"Leave me alone. I can't love straight when I'm in think."

Well now it all make sense, that's why geek types struggle at times to attract that significant other.

 

[dartel]

"Never trouble trouble til trouble troubles you."

 

[dartel]

"You must be confusing me for someone who gives a shit."

 

[dartel]

"If one wants to make the gods laugh, all one has to do is make plans."

 

[KnotReady]

Two in the pink one in the stink

 

[dartel]

"Nature always has the last word."

 

[HugDoggy]

"You must be confusing me for someone who gives a shit."

Yes, just giving it is much to polite. It's always far more impressive when it's flung at high speed monkey kung-fu style.

 

[dartel]

"There's nothing more enjoyable than someone else's troubles."

 

[Kur0Nek0Sama]

This is from a hentai discord server im in: "Post nut clarity only exists if you have morals." Sadly i'll never know who said the truest of words

 

[ShanoirII]

"Hard work beats talent when talent doesn't work hard."
That's what it said in the bathroom at my former high school.
Then someone peeled off some of the letters until it said:
"---- ---- beat- -alen- when -alen- doesn't work ----."

 

[ShanoirII]

"The world we are told was made for man. A presumption that is totally unsupported by facts. There is a very numerous class of men who are cast into painful fits of astonishment whenever they find anything, living or dead, in all God's universe, which they cannot eat or render in some way what they call 'useful' to themselves..." ~ John Muir

 

[ShanoirII]

One who refuses to see evil shall never thwart any evil.

 

[dartel]

"I am known by many names. I've been called The final Cause, The Supreme Judge, The Infinite Spirit, but you can just call me God."

 

[Knottedfortune]

It is better to piss in the sink, than to sink in the piss.

~ Diogenes probably

 

[HugDoggy]

It is better to piss in the sink, than to sink in the piss.

~ Diogenes probably

That's just Saturday night at the local pub. (in Australia alcohol is often called piss) So after you sink enough piss you tend to get a bit confused about where is appropriate to recycle your drinks, so pissing in the sink might well seem like a good idea.

 

[dartel]

"Mythical is just another word for not yet discovered."

 

[dartel]

"I like my comfort zone, it doesn't have crocodile people in it."

 

[ShanoirII]

Acting like reality is negotiable and inconsequential is the trademark of someone who really could not care less about the truth.

 

[Slippery-Stroker]

Death before dishonor
If you cant cum in her
cum on her

 

[dartel]

"Gravity sucks, but earthquakes swallow."

 

[FloofyNewfie]

"If you fall, I'll always be there for you."

-The Floor

 

[dartel]

"Life would be funny if it weren't so irritating."

 

[dartel]

"50% of marriages end in divorce, but 100% of make your own sundae bars end in happiness."