Deep quotes you heard or made up?

dartel

Esteemed Citizen of ZV
Better stack the odds then and get married at a make your own sundae bar.
The quote is from a Big Bang Theory episode, and Sheldon was telling Howard why he should have a make your own sundae bar at his wedding reception like another professor at the university did.
 

ShanoirII

Citizen of Zooville
"I heard my mom coming into my room while I was going to town on a sandwich, so I quickly put my penis into a dog instead, because that would be easier to explain."
 

HugDoggy

Esteemed Citizen of ZV
Sometimes all it takes, is to change you to inspire others to make a change also, then before you know it you've changed the world.
 

humananimal

Esteemed Citizen of ZV
When his fly is open :
a qoute from the Dave Allen Show (yes that old, about 1971 - 1986)
‘The cage is open but the lion is sleeping’.
 
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HugDoggy

Esteemed Citizen of ZV
When his fly is open :
‘The cage is open but the lion is sleeping’
Well there is bound to be trouble if that lion awakes and wants to play.

I once handed a friend a can of fly spray. They inquired what they needed the can for, to which I replied "Oh... I just thought, it might help you with that fly problem down south."
 
“I am but human”
Say in response not in its normal context of messing, up but when you succeed because for as much as we humans fuck up, we are capable of so much more greatness.
-some guy on tic toc.
I don’t know why this stuck with me
 
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