Deep quotes you heard or made up?

[HugDoggy]

"50% of marriages end in divorce, but 100% of make your own sundae bars end in happiness."

Better stack the odds then and get married at a make your own sundae bar.

 

[dartel]

Better stack the odds then and get married at a make your own sundae bar.

The quote is from a Big Bang Theory episode, and Sheldon was telling Howard why he should have a make your own sundae bar at his wedding reception like another professor at the university did.

 

[dartel]

"Ah! Girls, wine, murder, mayhem, what more could you want?"

 

[ShanoirII]

"I heard my mom coming into my room while I was going to town on a sandwich, so I quickly put my penis into a dog instead, because that would be easier to explain."

 

[Duramax96]

"Ah! Girls, wine, murder, mayhem, what more could you want?"

i THINK that's from the movie..... Switch?? Not sure

 

[Duramax96]

Anyways...... here's mine

"The only thing I Have to prove, is that don't have anything to prove

 

[dartel]

"We don't need horror movies, we have American Reality Shows."

 

[Puhp]

I drink and I know things...

 

[Valkiria]

"The real problem of our society is that people believe in everything they read in internet (Galileo Galilei) "

 

[HugDoggy]

I drink and I know things...

Ah, but when one sobers up again they can't remember anything.

 

[dartel]

"You've got spunk AND balls, and I like that in a woman."

 

[Jujube94]

"The most terrible wound of all is a cut to the soul with the salt of knowledge rubbed into it."

 

[dartel]

"When you've looked too long at the past you're blind to the future."

 

[dartel]

"You've got to be crazy if you want to change the world."

 

[humananimal]

"You've got to be crazy if you want to change the world."

Not crazy, I want to change a crazy world

 

[dartel]

Not crazy, I want to change a crazy world

The spirit of the quote is that only a crazy person is capable of changing the world.

 

[HugDoggy]

"You've got spunk AND balls, and I like that in a woman."

Might I humbly suggest you're humping a little too hard if you get your balls in a woman.

 

[HugDoggy]

"When you've looked too long at the past you're blind to the future."

But if you ignore past mistakes your destined to repeat them.

 

[HugDoggy]

The spirit of the quote is that only a crazy person is capable of changing the world.

Well spirits is one way to get crazy enough to think you can change the world.

 

[HugDoggy]

Sometimes all it takes, is to change you to inspire others to make a change also, then before you know it you've changed the world.

 

[Haze]

"Damn it Jim! Im a doctor, not a engineer!"

I think that is how it is

 

[WarHorse]

I wear a cock ring.

 

[WarHorse]

I sometimes fuck mares while wearing said instrument. I am a bad person.

 

[dartel]

"Uh, your vampire's showing."

 

[RezErection247]

"Do you walk to work or bring a lunch?"

Ode to Phil (great friend,he passed away in 2005).

 

[humananimal]

When his fly is open :
a qoute from the Dave Allen Show (yes that old, about 1971 - 1986)
‘The cage is open but the lion is sleeping’.

 

[HugDoggy]

When his fly is open :
‘The cage is open but the lion is sleeping’

Well there is bound to be trouble if that lion awakes and wants to play.

I once handed a friend a can of fly spray. They inquired what they needed the can for, to which I replied "Oh... I just thought, it might help you with that fly problem down south."

 

[dartel]

"Oh, that's just what I need-now I'm channeling adjectives from H.P. Lovecraft."

 

[dartel]

"I've got a vampire by my side, and I'm not afraid to use him."

 

[cathead_biscuits]

“I am but human”
Say in response not in its normal context of messing, up but when you succeed because for as much as we humans fuck up, we are capable of so much more greatness.
-some guy on tic toc.
I don’t know why this stuck with me