Deep quotes you heard or made up?

I do not fear the disapproval of the oblivious masses of people;
I only heed the disapproval of those scarce few who actually know what they are talking about.
 
dartel said:
"To call a thing a miracle is just another way of saying it's extremely improbable."
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Or, another favorite:
To call a thing a miracle is to say that God made a mistake when originally creating the Laws of Nature, and had to suspend them momentarily to allow for an exception.
It is an insult to the Divinity to say that it has need of miracles, for it would have foreseen any contingency from the time it created the Universe, and would supply for it in the Immutable Laws as it saw fit."
 
ShanoirII said:
Or, another favorite:
To call a thing a miracle is to say that God made a mistake when originally creating the Laws of Nature, and had to suspend them momentarily to allow for an exception.
It is an insult to the Divinity to say that it has need of miracles, for it would have foreseen any contingency from the time it created the Universe, and would supply for it in the Immutable Laws as it saw fit."
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"Basically gods never make mistakes, and so if humanity is a divine creation, then all possible deeds of humankind must fall within divine parameters and therefore be error-free, right? And since humanity is error-free, why should god have to work? Her nine-to-five shift ended when she created people."
 
"How? Well, when 2 hydrogen atoms love each other very much, they bond with an oxygen atom and..."
 
"There are 2 kinds of people in this world. The kind with loaded guns, and the kind who open doors. You, open doors."
 
"Of all the creatures, man is the most detestable. Of the entire brood, he's the one that possesses malice. He is the only creature that inflicts pain for sport, knowing it to be pain. The fact that man knows right from wrong proves his intellectual superiority to the other creatures, but the fact that he can do wrong proves his moral inferiority to any creature that cannot." - Mark Twain
 
The HUSTLER Dictionary defines "crying shame as:
when a man goes through one inch of hair, then
one inch of pussy and runs out of peter".
 
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