I know, my partner had many tits"If its got tits or tyres it will give you trouble"
So is that because the devil has a really really big dick? Coz I know a few stallions...
are we talking mcdonalds burgers here?"Would you call life without burgers living?"
Depends on how you measure ‘to be better’"It is better to be an unsatisfied thinker than a satisfied fool.
The wise man plagued with trouble and doubt is better off
than the contented oblivioso who worries not."
Yes, every value statement is ultimately subjective, depending on the frame of reference. There is not really a tangible absolute value on anything in every conceivable situation.Depends on how you measure ‘to be better’
If the goal is to be content, then your statements is wrong.
"People with guns don't understand. That's why they get guns, too many misunderstanding."
Is that dog winking at us or is it just the lighting?
We are all animals, but maybe that is what was meant."Animals are basically retards with reproductive rights."
-Some guy on Reddit
Unless you're smart enough to avoid them.We brag about our intellect, but many animals can easily take us out and eat us, or use as food for the offspring.
”wifes should be like a Kleenex, soft, always ready to get wet, pliable “"Husbands should be like a kleenex, soft strong and disposable."
That's GOTTA be C&H?"Never be too old for jumping in leaves."