Count to ∞!

[FoxandtheHounds]

138482

I bet I know the one he's talking about too lol, but I won't take it from the smut king. So I hope he gets the 69 lol.

 

[YIMBY]

138483
It was a typo. A very dad typo.

 

[MrsShemon]

138484

Spoiler: Closest I could find

Spoiler: Are you sure?

Spoiler: Reverse 69, aka the 96

 

[YIMBY]

138485
I always thought 96 was how you shared a bed with somebody you realy, really didn't want to share a bed with.

 

[MrsShemon]

138486

Good one! Butt to butt makes sword fights /sheathing swords impossible.

 

[YIMBY]

138487
Sheeting swords? ?

 

[MrsShemon]

138488

Should have used a dictionary for that. Will edit.

 

[FoxandtheHounds]

138489

Oof, the back gone...

 

[YIMBY]

138490
Makes sense now. Although I admit I think of a sheathe as a place that things come out of rather than a place that things go in.

Spoiler: Sheathed

 

[MrsShemon]

138491

Oof, the back gone...

By lifting her like that? I thought you were a strong lumberjack fellow.
Bending the back like that is not too difficult, atleast not before old age makes one less agile and nimble.

 

[YIMBY]

138492

By lifting her like that? I thought you were a strong lumberjack fellow.

? He's a lumberjack and he's okay...

 

[MypupandI69]

138492
I've been called lumberjack by a few lol

 

[MrsShemon]

138494

Finally a gentleman that can lift his princess if mutual mouth play is on schedule.

 

[FoxandtheHounds]

138495

Oh I am a lumberjack, I was talking about her back lol.

 

[MypupandI69]

69s in my name for a reason ?

128496

 

[MrsShemon]

138497

Oh I am a lumberjack, I was talking about her back lol.

She's fine. As a little spice in the bedroom, that ain't nothing if it is just for some advanced BJ's for a couple of minutes.
A long laster or "demands" for it to be until climax, then yes, back will start to hurt. But not for a moment of bragging about bending capabilities.

 

[FoxandtheHounds]

138498

I love 69's, the girls in my life don't bend the way for a 96 though lol.

 

[MrsShemon]

138499

But you could do a 99/66:
Be in front of her and above her, as she licks you bend forward, gently put the tail to the side and have a blast.

 

[FoxandtheHounds]

138500

Oh yeah, we do that all the time, did it earlier even. ?

 

[MrsShemon]

138501

Very good. Takes a proper gentleman to make sure that the girl enjoys it more than he does.

 

[FoxandtheHounds]

138502

I always make sure I please her before I worry about myself.

 

[MrsShemon]

138503

That is probably a huge reason why sex with someone you really like/love is so good. Both wanting the other to enjoy it more than they do themselves is destined to lead to some amazing activities, human on human anyway as our beloved animal companions have a tendency to be a little bit on the selfish side when it comes to sex.

 

[YIMBY]

138504
You're all romantics.

 

[FoxandtheHounds]

138505

Hate to admit it, but you're right. My girl is a little selfish, but that's ok. She treats me right, and I like being her foxy boy toy. Plus the snuggles? Out of this world!

 

[MrsShemon]

138506

They do make it up with snuggles after.
But jumping you to try and force you to the ground, success in that mission, some rather rough things involving the usage of a lot of muscles, just hanging over you or jumping down to just stand there until it is time to disengage and go clean up oneself does not really scream "unselfish lover".
Don't know if most males are like this or how females are.

 

[FoxandtheHounds]

138507

You know they love you though! My girl does some kinda similar things if she's not getting her point across. You could end up humped onto the ground. Lol

 

[MrsShemon]

138508

I guess.
Him jumping me and trying to force me to the ground at a very inappropriate place with people I absolutely don't want to even ponder the idea of something going on beside us was the very reason I joined here.
"How to have a sexual relationship with your dog without him acting differently outside of sexual activities" was something Google failed to provide information to. And I did what my friend hinted several times and joined her here among "like minded people".
Now, the counters here and others proved to be very friendly and interesting people, so I stuck around.

 

[FoxandtheHounds]

138509

I understand. That is one more plus to being remote, I am lucky in the sense I get to be so choosey with who comes around, and when. I understand not everyone would enjoy that though. It's easy when all your friends are zoo's and your family is lame so you avoid them.

 

[YIMBY]

138510
I could use a few more zoo friends. All mine live so far away.

 

[FoxandtheHounds]

138511

That part is hard. A lot of zoo's end up with that problem. Always gotta click with the one's far away right? Ehh, that's what the yips are for!