Count to ∞!

[FloofyNewfie]

138190

Indeed, that wasn't the meme I wanted though. I remember one where it was basically a guy yelling at a bunch of oversized demons to "exercise harder!" But I couldn't find it, so I went with that one.

 

[YIMBY]

138191
I don't like exercise. Does that mean I'm actually an evil spirit?

 

[FloofyNewfie]

138192

No, it means you're America. Hand in you Australian citizenship documents.

 

[YIMBY]

138193
NOOOOOOOO! I can change I swear! I'll go outside right now! I'll do sport!

 

[Daneζ]

138194

i am a proud American tho ?

 

[FloofyNewfie]

1381 Windows 95

You must play AFL professionally to get your citizenship back, YIMBY.

 

[Daneζ]

138196

or let a huntsman spooder crawl around in your pants for an hour

 

[FloofyNewfie]

138197

He must play AFL professionally with huntsman spiders crawling in his pants. Lol

 

[Daneζ]

138198

seems fair

 

[FloofyNewfie]

1381 double 9

Y'all don't know what AFL is probably, but I'm sure he will. And that alone would be scary. Lol

 

[FoxandtheHounds]

138200

Looks lile you two scared him outside for real. Lol

 

[FloofyNewfie]

138201

Last seen 11 minutes ago. He must be working hard for his citizenship papers back. Lol

 

[FoxandtheHounds]

138202

Either that or checking for spooders! Lol

 

[Daneζ]

138203

Y'all don't know what AFL is probably,

of course I do. Australian ?? licker

 

[FoxandtheHounds]

138204

 

[Mare Lover 1975]

138205

 

[FoxandtheHounds]

138206

No lie, that made me jump a little.

 

[Daneζ]

138207

if I could be sure he wouldn’t go in my pants or bite me I wouldn’t mind holding him. Such interesting creatures.

 

[FloofyNewfie]

138208

I don't mind spiders most of the time, and in most cases I'll let them be. But I do not like them crawling on me, once they do it's game over.

 

[Mare Lover 1975]

138209

 

[FloofyNewfie]

138210

 

[FoxandtheHounds]

138211

 

[Daneζ]

138212

I still jump if I feel something crawling on me and look to see a spider. But if I’m aware of there presence I do like to give them boops ?

 

[FloofyNewfie]

Lucky 13 82 lucky 13

Yeah, I do know that with many spiders they'll crawl on you and won't necessarily bite you. But I still kinda freak out if they do. I had one crawling on my refrigerator one time, just a wee little one, and the MFer had the audacity to jump onto my face. Sorry little buddy, but you're getting the smackdown.

 

[Daneζ]

138214
all these spider bites I’ve ever got, I have went to bed and woke up with. Probably a result of them getting stuck in between the blankets and my leg/arm.

 

[rockymountaindog]

138215

Spiders don't bother me too much. I remember holding a tarantula in high school, was doing okay until the MFer got comfortable and stretched out and rested their hold body on my hand. I could feel what was either the pedipalps or fangs resting against my palm. At that point I calmly stood up and waked that bitch back to their terrarium. Then the panic of trying to coax the spider off my hand when she was already all nuzzled up and cozy in my palm.

But yeah don't hate them but don't know if I'll be holding one again anytime soon

 

[Daneζ]

138216

The spider liked you ?

I had a similar experience with a rose haired tarantula I used to know. Except is she felt comfortable with you she liked to crawl up your arm and nestle into the crux of your elbow. It was cute.

 

[FloofyNewfie]

138217

I'll umm... I'll have to take your word for it. Lol

 

[ZephyrZoo]

138218

 

[ZooDonna]

138219