Count to ∞!

[MrsShemon]

117072

I aim to have smuts the people want to have.
Unless it is gay foxes, those are posted for different reasons even if a couple of counters really likes them

 

[FloofyNewfie]

117073

Any special request?

Yes, I'd like a Bacon Quarter Pounder with cheese, no pickles, no mustard, add mayo. Medium size meal, with a sweet tea for the drink. Thank you!

 

[FoxandtheHounds]

117074

Heck, now I'm hungry. I'll have what Floofy is having but hold the mayo and make it a coke with whiskey in it lol.

 

[FloofyNewfie]

117075

make it a coke with whiskey in it lol.

IIRC I think you can still order alcohol at McDonalds in some European countries.

 

[MrsShemon]

117076

No problems guys, just give me your addresses and credit card numbers.

 

[FloofyNewfie]

117077

Sure! I'm on 420 Doggy Cookie Dr., ZooVille, Interwebs 66666

Card number is 4206942069420694 12/69 code on the back is 420

 

[FoxandtheHounds]

117078

IIRC I think you can still order alcohol at McDonalds in some European countries.

That's awesome. I'll have to add my own I guess. :/

 

[MrsShemon]

117079

I am actually going to try that address.
What are the food delivery service in the states, Fodora?

 

[FloofyNewfie]

117080

That's awesome. I'll have to add my own I guess. :/

I think they only serve beer. I doubt you'd be able to get hard liquor at a Micky Ds. Lol

I can just imagine you in a trench coat pulling out a flask and shiftily dumping some whiskey in your coke when you think nobody is looking...

 

[FoxandtheHounds]

117081

117080

I think they only serve beer. I doubt you'd be able to get hard liquor at a Micky Ds. Lol

I can just imagine you in a trench coat pulling out a flask and shiftily dumping some whiskey in your coke when you think nobody is looking...

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Your imagination is pretty good, because that's the same way I imagined doing it lol. Might have to make that a reality later.

 

[MrsShemon]

117082


?

 

[FloofyNewfie]

117083

What are the food delivery service in the states, Fodora?

Well, many restaurants offer it themselves, but for 3rd party food delivery typically people use Door Dash and Uber Eats.

Your imagination is pretty good, because that's the same way I imagined doing it lol. Might have to make that a reality later.

Just don't get yourself busted for public intoxication! Lol

 

[MrsShemon]

117984

Well, many restaurants offer it themselves, but for 3rd party food delivery typically people use Door Dash and Uber Eats.

Screenshot was from Door Dash.

 

[FloofyNewfie]

117985

I've actually used neither before. They're way overpriced in my opinion. *Yes, I'm a cheap ass bitch!*

 

[MrsShemon]

117986

I was going to pay for this delivery, but the crappy third party service could not find your address.
I will have to ask for a raincheck on buying you dinner.

 

[FloofyNewfie]

117987

I can always sell my soul to a Shemon for a Bacon Quarter Pounder with cheese. You can then use Hell magic to figure the rest out! Lol

 

[FoxandtheHounds]

117088

Don't worry Floofy, I stay out of trouble.

 

[MrsShemon]

117089

I can always sell my soul to a Shemon for a Bacon Quarter Pounder with cheese. You can then use Hell magic to figure the rest out! Lol

You would shit your pants if a delivery guy came with a burger and a note with "Love Shemon" on it.

 

[FoxandtheHounds]

117090

Would still eat the burger. ?

 

[MrsShemon]

117091

I would not sent a burger to be mean.

Let's see, Floofy is in his mid 20s, that is approximately the age of 10,500,000 males in the US, 22% lives at home. That leaves ≈8,2M, 60% of those are single ≈ 4,9M potential Floofy's.
Average cost of a food delivery in the US is $34.
34*4,900,000≈167M$US, a tad bit over my food budget for the rest of Mars.

 

[FoxandtheHounds]

117092

 

[MrsShemon]

117093

 

[Mare Lover 1975]

117094

 

[FoxandtheHounds]

117095

 

[MrsShemon]

117096

 

[Mare Lover 1975]

117097

 

[MrsShemon]

117098

 

[FoxandtheHounds]

117099

 

[Mare Lover 1975]

117100

 

[FoxandtheHounds]

117101