Count to ∞!

[ShanoirII]

85405

 

[FloofyNewfie]

85406

Gotta beat the Ted!

 

[ShanoirII]

85407
where is he farming his likes anyway?

 

[FloofyNewfie]

85408

Some from here, some from the DF, and some from the non-zoo porn threads.

 

[ShanoirII]

85409
a jack of all trades
but im the master of this one

 

[FloofyNewfie]

85410

A master you say? Before today when was the last time you posted in here... last week?? Lol

 

[ShanoirII]

85411
i just mean im good at it.
i have the skills required.
i know the secrets on how to maximize my likes

 

[FloofyNewfie]

85412

You gotta get in here more often though. Ted usually shows up about 2-3 times a week and normally plays for awhile. You're slippin' man!

 

[ShanoirII]

85413
yes, i need to have this page in splitscreen with other windows

 

[FloofyNewfie]

85414

You must learn to count in your sleep! You just gotta train your third eye! ?️

 

[ShanoirII]

85415
but does my third eye come with a third hand to type with?

 

[FloofyNewfie]

85416

Nah, you must do so utilizing telepathy.

 

[ShanoirII]

85417
i need to use my third eye to connect my brain directly to the internet

 

[FloofyNewfie]

85418

The only downside is that your mind would be vulnerable to computer viruses. Imagine getting a BSOD in your mind! Lol

 

[ShanoirII]

85419
if i did contract a computer virus in my brain while using my third eye to access the internet, would i go to a doctor, a technician, or a shaman?

 

[FloofyNewfie]

85420

You'd go to Avast and hope for the best. Otherwise you'd need to format yourself and reinstall the last version of Microsoft Windows CE (conscious edition)

 

[ShanoirII]

85421
but what if McAfee tried to force itself on me (like it has been doing to my computer every day for months)?
it is a dual-type Virus/Anti-Virus

 

[FloofyNewfie]

854 double 2

McAfee tries to force himself onto everybody. McAfee is a registered sex offender. ? You'll need to install the weapons driver.

 

[ShanoirII]

85423
where can i download one of those?
can i download two and dual-wield them?

 

[FloofyNewfie]

85424
You can go to www.microsoft.com/weapons/category-all

Dual welding is generally not recommended as it is RAM intensive and takes up a lot of hard drive space.

 

[ShanoirII]

85425
oof, those are riddled with microtransactions. must have taken lessons from EA on those. even got a +5 damage bonus for ordering bundle A, but a fire elemental bonus for bundle B.

ill have to start mining for dogecoin in my head to pay it off.

 

[FloofyNewfie]

85426

It's the price you gotta pay for protection. Otherwise McAfee is going to try to lure you into his white rusted out windowless van with promises of candy. Lol

 

[ShanoirII]

85427
or he'll have to scratch out a few letters of McAfee and make it look like it reads McCafé.

 

[FloofyNewfie]

85428

Lol, is that all it takes for you to get kidnapped? The promise of McDonald's coffee? ?

 

[ShanoirII]

85428

Lol, is that all it takes for you to get kidnapped? The promise of McDonald's coffee? ?

85429
is candy all it takes for you?
must be some good "candy"

 

[YIMBY]

85430

 

[ShanoirII]

85431
or maybe i will get lucky and mcafee will turn out to be attractive and i will develop a bdsm fetish to help me cope with being kidnapped.

actually, wait, that went off the rails very fast. scratch all that.

 

[FloofyNewfie]

85432

is candy all it takes for you?
must be some good "candy"

Nah, candy wouldn't work, I'm not a big candy eater anyways. The promise of sexy female canines in heat though............ yeah, my ass would be napped! ?

 

[ShanoirII]

85432

Nah, candy wouldn't work, I'm not a big candy eater anyways. The promise of sexy female canines in heat though............ yeah, my ass would be napped! ?

85433
so he just needs to keep some dogs, or to cover himself in dog pheromones

what about you, YIMBY? what would it take to get you in my someone's van?

 

[YIMBY]

85434
Depends how much further it is to the bus stop.