The day my partner learns this, i will leave my mortal human life behind and disappear into the forest never to be seen again.
What's stopping you in the missionary position? ?69676
The other thing I like about the cowgirl position is that you can looking into your doggy lover's eyes while you're making love, even though that mostly a human thing. It still feels like it would be romantic.
Unfortunately my gal absolutely hates missionary. She'll tolerate being on her side, but when we're making love I want her to feel more than just tolerance for the act, since my goal is to try and get us both off, first her, then myself. So basically the only position she actually likes is the position that's natural for her species, doggy style. It's one of my least favorite positions, but I do it for her enjoyment, not mine. That's not to say that I hate that position, but I like missionary and Cowgirl more.What's stopping you in the missionary position? ?
I just gotta dislocate some vertebrae in my spine. *snap* *crackle* *pop* Ah, there we go, now I should be able to stretch over and look her in the eyes! ?Eye contact would be less likely though lol!
I didn't know you were into yoga. ?I just gotta dislocate some vertebrae in my spine. *snap* *crackle* *pop* Ah, there we go, now I should be able to stretch over and look her in the eyes! ?
Yeah i thought smutposting was mandatory for mods? I feel pretty scammed!69691
No smut? I'm disappointed.![]()
Scammed, bamboozled, cheated, swindled! Those all describe this atrocity!!! ?Yeah i thought smutposting was mandatory for mods? I feel pretty scammed!
Not even when there's a slight chance of eye contact?!69697
Scammed, bamboozled, cheated, swindled! Those all describe this atrocity!!! ?
Also, almost! I don't normally go through the back door, only pussy for Floofy! Lol
Oof, no. Anal gives me the hibbie-gibbies. I knew a zoo that used to go through the back door with his canine girl, and one time he pulled out and liquid, similar to what you'd find when squeezing swollen anal glands, was all over his dick. It actually stunk up the entire room. *Shutters* I'd rather go with pussy instead, nothing hotter than planting my seed in her warm pussy, even if I'm planting the seed in soil that won't allow for anything to sprout! LolNot even when there's a slight chance of eye contact?!