Count to ∞!

[YIMBY]

Sadly, not a euphemism.
4036

 

[ShanoirII]

4037
it found its way onto this site through a sex joke
danelover posted porno and i asked him for permission to click the cookie

 

[Daneζ]

Lots of pages
4038

 

[Stoli]

its this idle game right here
the premise is that you click a cookie and buy things with cookie clicks that will automatically click the cookie for you so you can make cookies faster

4039
why is this a game
why am i playing this
why CANT I STOP

 

[YIMBY]

Lots of pages

Something like 500 counts in the last 24 hours. At this rate we'll be done in less than a fortnight.
4040

 

[ShanoirII]

4041
dont say that word yimby

 

[YIMBY]

Oh, did I jinx it?
4042

 

[Stoli]

4043

My cookie is on autopilot now

 

[ShanoirII]

4044 the Fortnite word

 

[YIMBY]

And here I was thinking it was bad luck to mention the end of the game. Like saying "MacBeth" in a theatre or writing "FloofyNewfie" in DWTM.
4045

 

[ShanoirII]

4046
saying fortnite is even worse. it causes people to begin doing cringeworthy dances and paying unholy amounts of money to buy costumes, some of which contain all-seeing eye symbolism and some of which are of half-human half-wolves, which implies bestiality, which is evil

 

[YIMBY]

I'm glad you enlightened me. It sounds like the worst thing since Footloose, the US dollar and... something else, that I can't quite place.
4047

 

[FloofyNewfie]

4048

Without spoiling the game too much for those that have never played it here's where I'm at:
Heavenly upgrades (prestige): 70% / Upgrades 70% / Achievements: 62%

 

[Stoli]

4048

MTG is doing a Fortnight crossover. Is nothing sacred...

 

[YIMBY]

Four-0-

 

[ShanoirII]

4051

 

[FloofyNewfie]

4052

 

[Stoli]

4053

 

[FloofyNewfie]

4054

 

[Stoli]

4055

??

 

[FloofyNewfie]

4056

?? is more fun though! Lol

 

[Stoli]

4057

It's a passive game I can do both lol

 

[YIMBY]

??
We can't all be so lucky.
4058

 

[Daneζ]

4059

 

[FloofyNewfie]

40-Sexty

 

[Stoli]

4061

 

[Daneζ]

Here come the sun
Doot da doo doo
4062

 

[YIMBY]

I say, it's all right.
4063

 

[FloofyNewfie]

Made a couple edits in the initial post since the original OP had their account guested. I went ahead and added a new row to the table. Whoever gets to 10,000 first will claim the spot, just like in the original.

4064

 

[YIMBY]

I'm surprised it wasn't added when the name of the game changed.
4065