Bad Genie

[Deleted member 76481]

Granted, but they are all taken

I wish people would follow order when answering threads

 

[son1911]

Granted, but the order is randomized.

I wish I could use an abacus.

 

[Johnterry4658]

Very well, done. You are now able to use an abacus, too bad the bones in your hands have disappeared.

I wish I owned an island.

 

[son1911]

Granted, you are now the owner of the Bikini Atoll. Beware of the radiation.

I wish I lived in a castle.

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Granted, but as always the princess is in another castle

I wish I could write a symphony

 

[son1911]

Granted, but no musician wants to play it.

I wish I could do calligraphy.

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Granted, but you only are able to write incoherent gibberish

I wish I could solve every mystery that hasn't been solved

 

[son1911]

Granted, but someone else will take all the credit for it.

I wish we lived in the world of Scooby Doo.

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Granted, but you are Scrappy Doo, the worst ever lol

I wish I could discover what is in the deepest parts of the ocean

 

[son1911]

Granted, but once you get there, you can never escape.

I wish I could remember the lyrics the first I hear a song.

 

[K9trucker]

Granted,but it will be the only thing you can remember

I wish for a magic wand

 

[son1911]

Granted, but you have to be a wizard to be able to use it.

I wish for a flying broomstick.

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

granted, you watch it fly away and never return

I wish I could cast an illusion spell and appear as a monster

 

[Taopony]

Granted, but you can only use it during Halloween

I wish I could find treasure in my backyard

 

[son1911]

Granted, but it's buried 50 metres under ground.

I wish I could beat the Sims.

 

[Taopony]

Granted, but you speak Simlish from now on

I wish that I could communicate telepathically with horses

 

[son1911]

Sul sul. Oh feebee lay arriba chandler nooboo.

Zor araganda awisa poa.

 

[Taopony]

Houston, we have a problem

I wish @son1911 would make sense again

 

[son1911]

Granted, but sometimes I malfunction.

I wish I could win a game of poker.

 

[Taopony]

Granted, but you can't play poker after that

I wish the meaning of life was 69

 

[K9trucker]

Granted,but only with yourself

I wish i was young again

 

[BlondLion]

Granted. You are now a toddler with no memories of your current life, but everything around you stays the same.

I wish I could shapeshift into anything I desire at will.

 

[K9trucker]

Granted,you shapeshift into something inanimate and no longer have will to shapeshift.

I wish i could breathe underwater

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Granted, but only underwater for the rest of time..

I wish I could spiderman crawl up buildings

 

[Deleted member 76481]

Granted, but someone would always have to come to get you down like a scared kitten from a tree.

I wish people were more respectful and understanding to each other

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Granted, now every stand up comedian is homeless lol

I wish the US had free healthcare

 

[Deleted member 76481]

Granted, but half the population killed each other in second civil war and Texas became an independent country.

I wish there was a button to set outdoor temperature to my likings

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Granted, now everyone knows you are an old lady lol

I wish I could flip through the pages of a book and completely absorb everything written in it

 

[KitsuneMichiru]

Granted, enjoy permanently ink-stained hands.
I wish I could see the aurora borealis in person.

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Granted, now nothing else will ever compare to the beauty you witnessed, everything else just seems like a let down lol

I wish I could travel back in time and meet all of the Beatles