Granted, but the turnips are rotten. I wish to play Star Wars KOTOR again.
son1911 Zooville Settler Jun 18, 2022 #391 Granted, but the turnips are rotten. I wish to play Star Wars KOTOR again.
YIMBY Tourist Jun 18, 2022 #392 Granted, but it's a remake (seriously, of all the games that don't need one...) I wish to go on a trip around the world.
Granted, but it's a remake (seriously, of all the games that don't need one...) I wish to go on a trip around the world.
son1911 Zooville Settler Jun 18, 2022 #393 (Damn!) Granted, but I have to come along. I wish I could survive in the wild.
YIMBY Tourist Jun 18, 2022 #394 (I thought the point of this game was to ruin the wish, unless snore or something?) Granted, you are now a mosquito. I wish I were an omniglot.
(I thought the point of this game was to ruin the wish, unless snore or something?) Granted, you are now a mosquito. I wish I were an omniglot.
son1911 Zooville Settler Jun 18, 2022 #395 (I'd be there to make your life a living hell. ) Granted, you are now an omniglot with dementia. I wish I had a big, gorgeous, and very furry partner.
(I'd be there to make your life a living hell. ) Granted, you are now an omniglot with dementia. I wish I had a big, gorgeous, and very furry partner.
ShanoirII Citizen of Zooville Jun 18, 2022 #396 granted. the criteria were "big, gorgeous, and furry". being a mammal wasnt one of them Spoiler: here is your furred reptile i wish the philosophers and polymaths of old came back to life to once again spread their wisdom
granted. the criteria were "big, gorgeous, and furry". being a mammal wasnt one of them Spoiler: here is your furred reptile i wish the philosophers and polymaths of old came back to life to once again spread their wisdom
son1911 Zooville Settler Jun 18, 2022 #397 Granted, the zombie philosopher/polymath apocalypse has been unleashed. I wish I never had to do the dishes.
Granted, the zombie philosopher/polymath apocalypse has been unleashed. I wish I never had to do the dishes.
ShanoirII Citizen of Zooville Jun 18, 2022 #398 granted. i give you disposable paper plates, utensils, cups, and pans. i wish i could identify who was secretly a zoo
granted. i give you disposable paper plates, utensils, cups, and pans. i wish i could identify who was secretly a zoo
YIMBY Tourist Jun 18, 2022 #399 Granted, but you accidentally out them every time. I wish I were more persuasive.
son1911 Zooville Settler Jun 18, 2022 #400 Granted, but you can only persuade them to take your money. I wish I could the use the Force.
ShanoirII Citizen of Zooville Jun 18, 2022 #401 granted, but every action you perform on another object causes an equal reaction onto you i wish for o m n i s c i e n c e
granted, but every action you perform on another object causes an equal reaction onto you i wish for o m n i s c i e n c e
YIMBY Tourist Jun 18, 2022 #402 Granted, every detail of every thing in the universe is now being processed by your puny human brain. I wish for a quality beverage, right now.
Granted, every detail of every thing in the universe is now being processed by your puny human brain. I wish for a quality beverage, right now.
son1911 Zooville Settler Jun 18, 2022 #403 Granted, the quality beverage is very grateful for you giving away your wish like that. I wish the weather were better.
Granted, the quality beverage is very grateful for you giving away your wish like that. I wish the weather were better.
YIMBY Tourist Jun 18, 2022 #404 Granted, because 24-7 thunderstorms would be awesome! (also ref. the best afternoon of my life) I wish that I'd thought to buy guacamole earlier today.
Granted, because 24-7 thunderstorms would be awesome! (also ref. the best afternoon of my life) I wish that I'd thought to buy guacamole earlier today.
son1911 Zooville Settler Jun 18, 2022 #405 Granted, but you forgot to buy it anyway. I wish I could to Hogwarts.
YIMBY Tourist Jun 18, 2022 #406 Granted, but being a muggle you never realised it was there. I wish that Saturday was pizza day.
ShanoirII Citizen of Zooville Jun 18, 2022 #407 granted, but its papa johns pizza, and they never listen to your orders so ordering from them is like playing the slots. i wish the moon had native life on it
granted, but its papa johns pizza, and they never listen to your orders so ordering from them is like playing the slots. i wish the moon had native life on it
YIMBY Tourist Jun 18, 2022 #408 Granted, but the lack of atmosphere means it won't be there for long. I wish faster-than-light travel to be possible in my lifetime.
Granted, but the lack of atmosphere means it won't be there for long. I wish faster-than-light travel to be possible in my lifetime.
ShanoirII Citizen of Zooville Jun 18, 2022 #409 granted. someone takes their ftl vehicle out for a ride, hits a tiny pebble, and generates the force of dozens of atomic bombs in the crash i wish we had a more complete archaeological record
granted. someone takes their ftl vehicle out for a ride, hits a tiny pebble, and generates the force of dozens of atomic bombs in the crash i wish we had a more complete archaeological record
son1911 Zooville Settler Jun 18, 2022 #410 Granted, it was in Ukraine. It was bombed by the Russians. I wish I were a little more sociable.
YIMBY Tourist Jun 18, 2022 #411 Granted, your countrymen now find you rude and uncouth. I wish I were a little more sociable.
son1911 Zooville Settler Jun 18, 2022 #412 Granted, black widows can't get enough of you now. I wish I didn't have to eat.
ShanoirII Citizen of Zooville Jun 18, 2022 #413 granted, now all your food is consumed in a smoothie form that you drink, and is mouthfed to you by mama birds i wish i could see into the distant future
granted, now all your food is consumed in a smoothie form that you drink, and is mouthfed to you by mama birds i wish i could see into the distant future
son1911 Zooville Settler Jun 18, 2022 #414 Granted, but it will drive you insane. I wish I could eat more food with my fingers.
YIMBY Tourist Jun 18, 2022 #415 Granted, you now suffer gigantism in your hands. I wish necessities were effortless.
son1911 Zooville Settler Jun 18, 2022 #416 Granted, you are now a buddhist monk. I wish I could live in a monastery.
YIMBY Tourist Jun 18, 2022 #417 Granted, enjoy your vow of celibacy! I wish the urban sprawl was little less urban and a little less sprawling.
Granted, enjoy your vow of celibacy! I wish the urban sprawl was little less urban and a little less sprawling.
ShanoirII Citizen of Zooville Jun 18, 2022 #418 granted, now we have suburbs that are built deep into the ground i wish for a non-papajohns pizza that stayed fresh and regenerated every time i took a slice out
granted, now we have suburbs that are built deep into the ground i wish for a non-papajohns pizza that stayed fresh and regenerated every time i took a slice out
YIMBY Tourist Jun 18, 2022 #419 Granted, but it's from that place I got it from last year. I wish that I never got sick.
FloofyNewfie The Floofy Administrator Staff member Jun 18, 2022 #420 Granted, you never feel sick nor do you feel ill. You always feel "meh." I wish I could travel the entire world.
Granted, you never feel sick nor do you feel ill. You always feel "meh." I wish I could travel the entire world.
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