Owning a pig

Disanima

Disanima

Esteemed Citizen of ZV
Hi there fellows,
I've always had a dream into owning a pet pig :pig_love:
I have a thing for really large farm breeds, but I think it may be really difficult to manage one of them (or to avoid stupid questions on why I own it without eating it), so, I came to the conclusion that owning a smaller breed (like a pot belly or a kune kune) may be a simplier alternative.
Anyone has some experience with them?
Are they big enough to have sex with a human (please, avoid the boring answers like "you shouldn't choose a companion just for sex", because I'm not an hypocrite and if my companion can also be a sexual partner that's even better, and, if I'm asking this here before even thinking about it it's because I'm a responsible owner) without any complications?
Thanks for your answers
 
Are you looking for a sow or boar? I've been with a pot belly sow and she was borderline as to her size, much like smaller breeds of canines there's no way to be certain.
 
Mare Lover 1975 said:
Are you looking for a sow or boar? I've been with a pot belly sow and she was borderline as to her size, much like smaller breeds of canines there's no way to be certain.
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I have not a real gender preference, I guess the first criteria I'm looking for for my first experience is a good temperament, so I thought that a sow might be easier to handle (but I'm just guessing without any experience)
 
Thanks for your replies :)
Do they need some special cares?
I've heard they need to see the vet more often than a dog because of hooves and tusks' care (I'm not sure that females have tusks, so probably only a boar need that?)
What do they eat?
I've heard they can get fat really fast, so it's hard to get the appropriate feed for them?
Sorry for the lots of questions, but I guess you are the only one who has some experience with them that I know ?
 
I trimmed her hooves myself as I do my own horses as well, and yes you do have to be careful not to overfeed one as they will get very fat quickly.

The one that I had experience with belongings to my ex wife and she was the one who took care of her mostly. I do remember that she would eat nearly anything, veggies were a favorite of hers and she also liked dry dog food, wish I could tell you more about caring for one but I wasn't her main care giver.
 
Just to supply a tidbit of information from a (non-sexual) site about keeping pet pigs; most commercial pig feed is high-energy, made in order for the pig to grow real fast, for obvious reasons when the end goal is to produce bacon. The site recommended never using commercial pig feed and instead relying on fruit and vegetables, along with leftovers.
I wonder, how should one go about keeping a stock of pig feed like that? Store in a separate refrigerator perhaps?
 
And further info from some guys I wrote with recently: Apparently vagina girth is a bit small, when comparing sows and women. This guy recommended a size of 260 pounds in order for the sow to fully take it in with no trouble. Smaller sows would only be able to accept thinner than usual penises.
Please everyone, share your experiences. This is an interesting topic.
 
Nanuaraq said:
And further info from some guys I wrote with recently: Apparently vagina girth is a bit small, when comparing sows and women. This guy recommended a size of 260 pounds in order for the sow to fully take it in with no trouble. Smaller sows would only be able to accept thinner than usual penises.
Please everyone, share your experiences. This is an interesting topic.
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I have had sows many times when I was younger.
If she had given birth, she was just right for me, wonderful vagina.
But if she had not given birth, she only could take one finger. She liked that when in heat but impossible to fuck her.
And it follows that I liked the older sows, nice big pussylips and a vagina that fits so good.
 
Nanuaraq said:
Just to supply a tidbit of information from a (non-sexual) site about keeping pet pigs; most commercial pig feed is high-energy, made in order for the pig to grow real fast, for obvious reasons when the end goal is to produce bacon. The site recommended never using commercial pig feed and instead relying on fruit and vegetables, along with leftovers.
I wonder, how should one go about keeping a stock of pig feed like that? Store in a separate refrigerator perhaps?
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I've read something like that on commercial feeding. I guess that there aren't enough studies on pet pigs to prepare balanced diets, since they are relatively new in the pets' world.
I guess that if you already have some experience with farm animals, it's easier to figure out a good diet...
Nanuaraq said:
And further info from some guys I wrote with recently: Apparently vagina girth is a bit small, when comparing sows and women. This guy recommended a size of 260 pounds in order for the sow to fully take it in with no trouble. Smaller sows would only be able to accept thinner than usual penises.
Please everyone, share your experiences. This is an interesting topic.
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Well, I'm not surprised that they are smaller than women xD
In any case, I'd like to know something more about different breeds of pet pigs.
Pot belly are the most famous, but there are also Kune kune, and I've heard that they are bigger than pot belly...
 
Disanima said:
Well, I'm not surprised that they are smaller than women xD
In any case, I'd like to know something more about different breeds of pet pigs.
Pot belly are the most famous, but there are also Kune kune, and I've heard that they are bigger than pot belly...
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And KuneKune are just gorgeously cute too...
Anyway, I've also read about them being relatively smaller than women, but I do tthink this is not obvious. Dog breeds of sizes around 80 pounds should AFAIK be able to take a man's cock full on with no problem (and their male relatives also have quite large members), so one could have the impression that a sow of around 80 ponds would do just fine. But it seems not.
 
Nanuaraq said:
And KuneKune are just gorgeously cute too...
Anyway, I've also read about them being relatively smaller than women, but I do tthink this is not obvious. Dog breeds of sizes around 80 pounds should AFAIK be able to take a man's cock full on with no problem (and their male relatives also have quite large members), so one could have the impression that a sow of around 80 ponds would do just fine. But it seems not.
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Before being ‘streched’ from given birth they are too narrow.
Remember that the boars penis is only as a finger in size, but the dogs dick gets much thicker when inside the bitch.
 
humananimal said:
Remember that the boars penis is only as a finger in size, but the dogs dick gets much thicker when inside the bitch.
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Yeah, that's undeniable.

I don't know if pet pigs could be suitable partners for sex with a human, in any case I'm not stuck to the idea that I could only have vaginal sex with them, because I'm very willing to try also the anal way... I mean, even if the vagina can be large enough only in sows who have already given birth, the anus should be far more stretchable (I dunno why, but infos on pigs on the receiving end of anal are impossible to find... :unsure:), and, even if that way would be not accessible there are always lots of way to have fun, like giving oral, fingering or just sharing our body heat while we cuddle. I simply love the idea to share my bed with one of them and hug their round bodies :pig_love:
 
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Disanima said:
Yeah, that's undeniable.

I don't know if pet pigs could be suitable partners for sex with a human, in any case I'm not stuck to the idea that I could only have vaginal sex with them, because I'm very willing to try also the anal way... I mean, even if the vagina can be large enough only in sows who have already given birth, the anus should be far more stretchable (I dunno why, but infos on pigs on the receiving end of anal are impossible to find... :unsure:), and, even if that way would be not accessible there are always lots of way to have fun, like giving oral, fingering or just sharing our body heat while we cuddle. I simply love the idea to share my bed with one of them and hug their round bodies :pig_love:
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Didn’t write about anal, which I never did or wanted
 
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Disanima said:
Well... I expected that, I haven't found many people who enjoy the idea xD
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I am not sure about cows, but in the threads about dogs and pig, both sexes, many ask about pictures / videos of anal activity.
So you are certainly not alone in this desire. It is just not mine, we are all different.
(By the way - what is the meaning of ‘xD’ ?)
 
humananimal said:
I am not sure about cows, but in the threads about dogs and pig, both sexes, many ask about pictures / videos of anal activity.
So you are certainly not alone in this desire. It is just not mine, we are all different.
(By the way - what is the meaning of ‘xD’ ?)
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You misunderstood. I wasn't being judgmental, since the desire to have vaginal sex with a female animal is pretty normal (I could say that I'm the abnormal here 😜), but I wasn't surprised because I've read of very few people interested in anal with pigs, while there are way much more people interested in anal with horses or cows, for example...

xD basically means this > :LOL:
Like : ) is this > :)
Before emoji there were lots of expressions created with letters (since the era of sms I would say, but, some like me still use the literal form nowadays)
Nanuaraq said:
I still can't stop staring at that gif of a cow with a fist up her arse.
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I can understand that feeling xD
 
Disanima said:
Yeah, that's undeniable.

I don't know if pet pigs could be suitable partners for sex with a human, in any case I'm not stuck to the idea that I could only have vaginal sex with them, because I'm very willing to try also the anal way... I mean, even if the vagina can be large enough only in sows who have already given birth, the anus should be far more stretchable (I dunno why, but infos on pigs on the receiving end of anal are impossible to find... :unsure:), and, even if that way would be not accessible there are always lots of way to have fun, like giving oral, fingering or just sharing our body heat while we cuddle. I simply love the idea to share my bed with one of them and hug their round bodies :pig_love:
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Ooooh, that's love 😍
I always wondered how many guys really loved the bodies of pigs and liked to really be intimate with a sow, more than just fucking their cunts. Thanks for lighting up my day :)
 
Disanima said:
Before emoji there were lots of expressions created with letters (since the era of sms I would say, but, some like me still use the literal form nowadays)
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Look up "ASCII art"
Some of it goes back to telegraph days. (look up "WRU"), there was even a key for that one.
 
Nanuaraq said:
Ooooh, that's love 😍
I always wondered how many guys really loved the bodies of pigs and liked to really be intimate with a sow, more than just fucking their cunts. Thanks for lighting up my day :)
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Hehe, you're welcome. I really find their bodies sooo sexy 🥰
caikgoch said:
Look up "ASCII art"
Some of it goes back to telegraph days. (look up "WRU"), there was even a key for that one.
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Well, I'm not a youngster, but I'm not so old xD
Btw, that's interesting... but, you are a genius on this matter compared to me :ROFLMAO:
 
Tarzanzoo said:
I`m interested in pig sex
What if I pay for random farmer to spend some time with his pigs? I can enter the cage, have pigs ass and balls licking and possibly anal and vaginal sex. Is there a big risk?
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Yes, there's a *GIGANTIC* risk. Let's put it in short-form: *MOST* - not all, but most - hogs are nearly totally unsocialized to humans. At best, the majority of them view us as food-dispensers. And they're not at all shy about viewing us as THE FOOD. Think a nice rare steak. Or maybe something even tastier. They will not hesitate to mob you, then once they've knocked you down, eat you. No, I don't mean give you a blowjob or lick your ass - I mean ingest your (perhaps not yet quite dead) body.

You wanna get with a pig sexually? You better make damned sure that it's one that's been socialized to people, and you know it well. Best if it's been raised by you, though not absolutely mandatory. Otherwise, you're risking quite literally becoming pig shit.

The only likely place you'd be able to get any "action" in your little "pay to play" scenario is fence-hopping a factory farm (good way to get shot - the staff are rather protective of their walking paychecks, and will tend to shoot the predator first, then realize after the fact that they got a two-legger. Once they do, it wouldn't be a bit surprising if they simply toss the corpse into the nearest feeder pen, where the hogs will take care of all but the tiniest traces, and you'll be featured as a cold case on some cop show 30 years from now - as a missing person case that was never solved.
 
UR20Z said:
Yes, there's a *GIGANTIC* risk. Let's put it in short-form: *MOST* - not all, but most - hogs are nearly totally unsocialized to humans. At best, the majority of them view us as food-dispensers. And they're not at all shy about viewing us as THE FOOD. Think a nice rare steak. Or maybe something even tastier. They will not hesitate to mob you, then once they've knocked you down, eat you. No, I don't mean give you a blowjob or lick your ass - I mean ingest your (perhaps not yet quite dead) body.

You wanna get with a pig sexually? You better make damned sure that it's one that's been socialized to people, and you know it well. Best if it's been raised by you, though not absolutely mandatory. Otherwise, you're risking quite literally becoming pig shit.

The only likely place you'd be able to get any "action" in your little "pay to play" scenario is fence-hopping a factory farm (good way to get shot - the staff are rather protective of their walking paychecks, and will tend to shoot the predator first, then realize after the fact that they got a two-legger. Once they do, it wouldn't be a bit surprising if they simply toss the corpse into the nearest feeder pen, where the hogs will take care of all but the tiniest traces, and you'll be featured as a cold case on some cop show 30 years from now - as a missing person case that was never solved.
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Sounds like a movie story)
 
Well... A bit too drama in your depiction, but I agree on the main points, especially on the fence-hopping risk. It's rare to find a domestic pig which is not used to the human presence (at least in my country), but that doesn't mean they wouldn't eat you alive if you are dumped in their pen wounded and weakened...
Yeah, they can be scarier than they look 😅
 
UR20Z said:
Yes, there's a *GIGANTIC* risk. Let's put it in short-form: *MOST* - not all, but most - hogs are nearly totally unsocialized to humans. At best, the majority of them view us as food-dispensers. And they're not at all shy about viewing us as THE FOOD. Think a nice rare steak. Or maybe something even tastier. They will not hesitate to mob you, then once they've knocked you down, eat you. No, I don't mean give you a blowjob or lick your ass - I mean ingest your (perhaps not yet quite dead) body.

You wanna get with a pig sexually? You better make damned sure that it's one that's been socialized to people, and you know it well. Best if it's been raised by you, though not absolutely mandatory. Otherwise, you're risking quite literally becoming pig shit.

The only likely place you'd be able to get any "action" in your little "pay to play" scenario is fence-hopping a factory farm (good way to get shot - the staff are rather protective of their walking paychecks, and will tend to shoot the predator first, then realize after the fact that they got a two-legger. Once they do, it wouldn't be a bit surprising if they simply toss the corpse into the nearest feeder pen, where the hogs will take care of all but the tiniest traces, and you'll be featured as a cold case on some cop show 30 years from now - as a missing person case that was never solved.
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I can figure out you are writing about / from a country where it is normal to shoot first and ask later. Just like the cowboy-movies I saw 40-50 years ago.
In a large part of the world such behaviour will put you to jail and sadly along with the hog-lover.
My personal experience with loving the big sows is 40 years ago, they where used to be handled by humans, and when in heat she would let me do her just like a boar.
Nowadays the pigsties are quit different in my country, the pigfarms are quit secluded to avoid diseases. So only the workers at the farm has an easy access. But no farmer in his right mind will dare to shoot at someone there.
But you are right about the eating. Pigs are omnivorous, so besides the food they are given, a death pig or dead human will probably be eaten too.
 
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