Post your Sweet Little Lies

[Wasbitchpolly]

I’m so sad

 

[MareButtUddrrLovrr]

I have children.

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

I haven’t orgasmed this evening

 

[Erja]

I had a 59 second orgasm tonight

 

[MareButtUddrrLovrr]

I got game.

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

I don’t like being kissed

 

[Canilxard]

I've never done anything sexual with someone over 60

 

[MareButtUddrrLovrr]

I don't like big butts.

 

[mares4me]

I laugh at other people's misfortune

 

[knotinterested]

I cry every morning when I wake up.

 

[DLMEM202]

I never think of the above poster having fun

 

[Canilxard]

I don't want to get gangbanged by a pack of dogs

 

[JT Bullitt]

I'm not actually a zoo

 

[ShadowFox88]

I'm not actually a zoo

I'm not a Zoo either

 

[ShadowFox88]

I don't want to knock up a Mare or a Bitch

 

[DLMEM202]

I'm happy with the pint pulled for me by @Wasbitchpolly

 

[vic96]

i been sooooo bored lately

 

[CK4957 STD]

It is my job to be unpleasant

 

[ShadowFox88]

I have a two foot long penis while erect, and I leaves Mares a quivering post-coitus mess.

 

[vic96]

i hate it when people play with my hair

 

[ShadowFox88]

I hate having my head gently stroked while I am suckling on my girlfriends breasts, which I also do not enjoy doing, at all!

 

[ShadowFox88]

I love being alone, and having blue balls

 

[MareButtUddrrLovrr]

I love it when someone shoves something up my ass with no warning.

 

[ShadowFox88]

I love it when I am eating spicy foods, and sneeze in the middle of chewing.

 

[MareButtUddrrLovrr]

I love it when after I eat spicy foods, the food exits ahead of schedule.

 

[ShadowFox88]

I love it when the food is expensive and the taste is disappointing

 

[DLMEM202]

@Wasbitchpolly didn't pull a good pint tonight. Far too much head on the beer.

 

[ShadowFox88]

A German Shepherd got pregnant, and I am the father.

 

[MareButtUddrrLovrr]

I was the most popular guy in school.

 

[DLMEM202]

I never win on the lottery