Post your Sweet Little Lies

[DLMEM202]

@Wasbitchpolly pulled my pint recently.

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

@Wasbitchpolly pulled my pint recently.

The best pint he never had

 

[Erja]

I wanne go to work today

 

[EstridLes]

I usually kiss people's lips as a way to cheer them up

 

[Bigpaws_Bear]

Sex with animals is Immoral & probably fattening.

 

[EstridLes]

I'm fat and I blame my immoral dog fucking

 

[CK4957 STD]

I have twelve passports, driver's licenses, social security numbers; that´s why I barely remember my real name.

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

My dog has a 12 inch cock

 

[DLMEM202]

I love politics

 

[MareButtUddrrLovrr]

I'm one handsome devil.

 

[DLMEM202]

I hate wearing kilts

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

I’m so gorgeous even the mirror orgasms when I look at it

 

[EstridLes]

I tried bleach as a drink and it was pretty decent

 

[MareButtUddrrLovrr]

I'm hung like a horse.

 

[EstridLes]

I have a dick

 

[Erja]

Love to rub my clit for hours

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

My clit is in my bum

 

[MareButtUddrrLovrr]

I have a million dollars.

 

[Erja]

My nose grows like a dick when you rub it

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

I’ve starred in 224 porn films

 

[MareButtUddrrLovrr]

I'm still in a relationship.

 

[Erja]

I ve fucked the queen of Neverland a dozen times

 

[MareButtUddrrLovrr]

Big boobs are a turnoff.

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

I only have small pert boobs

 

[MareButtUddrrLovrr]

I'm clueless when it comes to playing with boobs.

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

I hate my boobs being played with

 

[MareButtUddrrLovrr]

I've never gotten a woman off just from sucking on her boobs.

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

I’ve never cum from having my boobs sucked

 

[bad_habbits1]

I do not like to fuck a guy in front of his wife and look carefully to wife's face while she become aware that her husband is being used as a woman to satisfy my man needs (priceless)

 

[CK4957 STD]

My life's in the crapper. My dog's banging the dog of a neighbor.