Post your Sweet Little Lies

[ShadowFox88]

I rule the world!

 

[DLMEM202]

I abdicated

 

[ShadowFox88]

I'm Captain Kirk, the manwhore

 

[DLMEM202]

I am Spock and know differently.

 

[ShadowFox88]

I am a Klingon that drinks Ketchup

 

[DLMEM202]

I serve ketchup spiced with jalapenos

 

[ShadowFox88]

I jerk off with mashed potatoes

 

[MareButtUddrrLovrr]

I'm a Ferengi that doesn't like Latinum.

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

@Wasbitchpolly didn't pull a good pint tonight. Far too much head on the beer.

i thought you liked head ?

 

[Erja]

Nobody touches my ass,

 

[Aloah]

I don't want to own a male Great Dane or G.shep to help out zoogirls needing a partner

 

[vic96]

im totally confident about moving in with my bf ?

 

[CK4957 STD]

I always live by what´s going to make me happy in the moment and I never ever consider the future.

 

[knotinterested]

I never worry about what time of day it is.

 

[Erja]

I like to talk to my dick

 

[knotinterested]

I like to talk to my dick

Do you have to scold it sometimes??? lol

 

[Erja]

Do you have to scold it sometimes??? lol

I sweettalk him most of the time, best effect lol

 

[Wrongkindoflove]

I will never buy a hobby farm

 

[knotinterested]

The site of a hard cock does not turn me on

 

[Papasmerf21]

I hit it, but I didn't inhale lol

 

[knotinterested]

I hate flying

 

[CK4957 STD]

I want to be what I admire

 

[DarkWolfNL]

i never lie

 

[420Fatty]

I've cum inside everyone I've ever been attracted to.

 

[knotinterested]

I think going shopping is my job

 

[CetaceanLover23]

I think reality TV is 100% true and legit programming.

 

[Blissful_DJ]

Im not lonely and depressed

 

[420Fatty]

I firmly believe there is only one true god.

 

[DarkWolfNL]

i like my job and Always enjoy to go to it. i want nothing to change

 

[knotinterested]

No one has ever lied to me