Pizza delivery! But, you have no clothes on...

I had an ex a couple years ago who loved to do this kind of stuff. One day we were in a hotel while traveling and had ordered delivery. She said she wanted to answer the door and be naked to see the response. I told her to go for it. When the guy knocked, she got super excited, hopped up, completely naked, and opened the door. The guy was older and had a full view of her. She tried keeping a conversation and took her time while she payed him. I am sure that made his day. There was no weird statements by him or anything. He just kept his composure
 
ManimalD said:
I had an ex a couple years ago who loved to do this kind of stuff. One day we were in a hotel while traveling and had ordered delivery. She said she wanted to answer the door and be naked to see the response. I told her to go for it. When the guy knocked, she got super excited, hopped up, completely naked, and opened the door. The guy was older and had a full view of her. She tried keeping a conversation and took her time while she payed him. I am sure that made his day. There was no weird statements by him or anything. He just kept his composure
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That is so cool! I love it! I wonder what it is about spending the night in a hotel room that often brings this out in people.
I think that's a fascinating aspect of this. And that guy...gotta respect that...he's probably been around the block a few times and has seen a lot. Of course, we don't know exactly how much he was holding back. I hope he hopped into bed that night with the Mrs. with nothing on his mind but your ex! We know he had a lot to tell his co-workers, but was likely very cool and off-handed about it.
 
MareButtUddrrLovrr said:
I would not be able to answer this one, as I'm not attractive enough to get away with it. I'd be arrested and charged with Indecent Exposure (and maybe even a sexual harassment charge as well).
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There are lots of situations in which that's actually pretty smart, even for a woman.
 
Kristy said:
That is so cool! I love it! I wonder what it is about spending the night in a hotel room that often brings this out in people.
I think that's a fascinating aspect of this. And that guy...gotta respect that...he's probably been around the block a few times and has seen a lot. Of course, we don't know exactly how much he was holding back. I hope he hopped into bed that night with the Mrs. with nothing on his mind but your ex! We know he had a lot to tell his co-workers, but was likely very cool and off-handed about it.
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The hotel thing probably has to do with the fact that you're only there for a short time and it will likely be someone you'll never see again. My ex was just the kind of person who liked to be naked. She would walk around my house naked or come smoke out back naked, even when my roommates were home
 
Kristy said:
That is so cool! I love it! I wonder what it is about spending the night in a hotel room that often brings this out in people.
I think that's a fascinating aspect of this. And that guy...gotta respect that...he's probably been around the block a few times and has seen a lot. Of course, we don't know exactly how much he was holding back. I hope he hopped into bed that night with the Mrs. with nothing on his mind but your ex! We know he had a lot to tell his co-workers, but was likely very cool and off-handed about it.
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Indeed a pretty cool situation for the delivery guy. If I would have been him I would have given the Misses a good fuck that evening too with this naked hotel lady in mind. I think the fact that you are "anonymous" in such a situation brings this naughty behavior to the surface to answer the door naked. I would love to do such a thing too with pleasure if you I knew the one behind the door was a woman. Although the thought of exposing myself unwanted to her and the risk of her reporting me for "indecent exposure" to the hotel staff would hold me back. Next to the fact that I'm "old" now and my body is not as nice to look at as 30 years ago. I walked the streets of a sea side town once in a summer thunderstorm wearing nothing but a thong to keep the rest of my clothes dry for the train ride home and I enjoyed the applause and amused remarks from the people on the terrasses very much. It made me feel great! ??
 
ManimalD said:
The hotel thing probably has to do with the fact that you're only there for a short time and it will likely be someone you'll never see again. My ex was just the kind of person who liked to be naked. She would walk around my house naked or come smoke out back naked, even when my roommates were home
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That must have driven your roommates out of their minds!
 
Flying Dutchman said:
Indeed a pretty cool situation for the delivery guy. If I would have been him I would have given the Misses a good fuck that evening too with this naked hotel lady in mind. I think the fact that you are "anonymous" in such a situation brings this naughty behavior to the surface to answer the door naked. I would love to do such a thing too with pleasure if you I knew the one behind the door was a woman. Although the thought of exposing myself unwanted to her and the risk of her reporting me for "indecent exposure" to the hotel staff would hold me back. Next to the fact that I'm "old" now and my body is not as nice to look at as 30 years ago. I walked the streets of a sea side town once in a summer thunderstorm wearing nothing but a thong to keep the rest of my clothes dry for the train ride home and I enjoyed the applause and amused remarks from the people on the terrasses very much. It made me feel great! ??
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Feelings like that can be addicting. Next thing you know, you're a full-on exhibitionist...
 
Kristy said:
Oh wow...you didn't mention girlfriends! What became of that?
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One of my roommates had a girlfriend who lived with us. She didn't seem to mind much, she was also a very sexual/alternative girl (also had a paw tattooed on her lower belly that I should have asked about). My other roommate's girlfriend did not approve at all. I got reamed for making that uncomfortable one night when my ex and my buddy had a threesome at the house one night.
 
ManimalD said:
One of my roommates had a girlfriend who lived with us. She didn't seem to mind much, she was also a very sexual/alternative girl (also had a paw tattooed on her lower belly that I should have asked about). My other roommate's girlfriend did not approve at all. I got reamed for making that uncomfortable one night when my ex and my buddy had a threesome at the house one night.
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The jealous girlfriend did have a choice, which was having her boyfriend live with HER, instead of you guys.
Was this the wild and fun time it seems to be?
"Okay, who's fucking who tonight, how much and for how long..."
 
Kristy said:
The jealous girlfriend did have a choice, which was having her boyfriend live with HER, instead of you guys.
Was this the wild and fun time it seems to be?
"Okay, who's fucking who tonight, how much and for how long..."
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Unfortunately, no. Me and my ex would have had no issue, and the one girl who lived with us (with the paw tattoo) had made some advances on me, but only when it was us two at the house alone. She had knack for conveniently running into me after I got out of the shower, and would follow me into my room as I tried to get dressed to continue whatever conversation we were having. Those two are married now, but I do regret not indulging her
 
ManimalD said:
Unfortunately, no. Me and my ex would have had no issue, and the one girl who lived with us (with the paw tattoo) had made some advances on me, but only when it was us two at the house alone. She had knack for conveniently running into me after I got out of the shower, and would follow me into my room as I tried to get dressed to continue whatever conversation we were having. Those two are married now, but I do regret not indulging her
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Ah yes, she was pretty blatant about what she wanted, and there are such regrets, but look at you, you stayed strong and did NOT betray your friend. Integrity like that is something about which you can feel good for the rest of your life.
 
Did it once. Pulled on my good badguy boots, opened the door and she handed me the pizza....I had 2 bucks to tip her with, but she was staring at my pecker....which started its usual "howdy"....right about then her eyes broke contact, and she fled in some disorder...2-3 weeks later, I ordered another pizza and when the doorbell rang, it was her. I'm fully clothed this time....she gave me the pizza, I handed her four bucks....she actually looked at me, then looked down at my boots, said "oh!" and fled again. She didnt drop the four skins though....<grinnn>
 
I'm boring, I'd probably yell out "Just a minute!" and get dressed as quickly as I could.

This reminds me of a hilarious occurrence once while I was on vacation though. My parents had ordered something from a place in town, now this first part is unrelated but I think they ordered a burger of some sort and he wanted only ketchup or something. So the guy on the other end's like "Only ketchup huh.... So no bun? Just meat and ketchup?" Yes sir, because hamburgers can come without buns 😂 anyway the delivery guy shows up to our door and I'm only in my undies. I don't know why I didn't prepare for this earlier but upon hearing the knock I end up running to the right, we didn't have one of those standard hotel rooms, it was kind of a loop where you'd walk in, and a door to the immediate left would lead to the bathroom but you could walk in front to the dining/living space, and from there it also went left. And then there was a set of doors leading to the bedroom, and in THAT room its left wall has a door leading to the same bathroom as the one you could see from the entrance. Anyway I run to my right towards the bedroom and apparently the delivery person wanted to check out our room a little since it was quite nice, you know we had two balconies with two different views so it was only natural they'd want to check it out a little. NEVER something that happened in the past but I guess they were just surprised we had such a nice room? Upon hearing them approach the bedroom I rush into the bathroom and lock both doors hoping they don't want to check that out also 😂 They left without seeing me naked but they said they could almost definitely hear me and knew there was one person they weren't seeing because I was running and stomping around quite loudly 😂 so they could probably assume what was going on........ good times
 
depends on the body confidence day..and thank goodness for contactless delivery. But i've definitely picked up a door dash delievery with no clothes on...actually after peeking to see if my neighbors door was open...a stranger seeing/wanting my naked body no big..but the woman like a mother to me across the way..nope
 
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