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Gun Ownership - NO politics, just "Do you or do you not own a firearm"

Do you legally own a firearm of any kind?

  • I own one or more firearms, and am an American

    Votes: 443 55.5%
  • I own NO firearms, and am an American

    Votes: 125 15.7%
  • I own one or more firearms, and am other than American (Feel free to specify Citizenship)

    Votes: 82 10.3%
  • I own NO firearms, and am other than American (Feel free to specify Citizenship)

    Votes: 120 15.0%
  • I am not legally able to own a firearm (Feel free to specify reason)

    Votes: 28 3.5%

  • Total voters
    798
So, a howitzer is an assault rifle.
As are:
- Rabid dogs
- Expired milk
- Hospital bills
- Karens

Damn, everything is an assault rifle xD


I think you're focusing on the word "Assault" too much there.
The point is that they need to define what qualifies as an "AR". With "AR" being a complete term.

Just like you don't need to quantify the "Cottage" in "Cottage Cheese", nor "Saint" In "Saint Bernard".

Sure, if you pick apart names like that, the individual components of the name may not make sense, but that's just... Eh, pedantic.
Yes, in my opinion, the term itself is arbitrary as fuck and completely subjective. Means different shit to literally everyone. Thus, makes no damn sense.
 
An assault rifle is typically defined as a weapon that is capable of firing more than one round per trigger pull. Meaning that it's capable of firing either full-auto, or in burst fire.

That's why I get irritated when something happens with a stock AR-15 and people sperg out calling it an assault rifle, because they're also under the (wrong) impression of what the "AR" in AR-15 stands for. They obviously think it stands for assault rifle, because they don't know that it actually stands for Armalite Rifle.
lol

YES. EXACTLY.

Big scary hopped up 22.
 
I think you're focusing on the word "Assault" too much there.
The point is that they need to define what qualifies as an "AR". With "AR" being a complete term.

Just like you don't need to quantify the "Cottage" in "Cottage Cheese", nor "Saint" In "Saint Bernard".

Sure, if you pick apart names like that, the individual components of the name may not make sense, but that's just... Eh, pedantic.
you know AR doesnt stand for assault rifle right? AR is the brand Armalite rifle. the company that designed the rifle and later sold to colt.
 
you know AR doesnt stand for assault rifle right? AR is the brand Armalite rifle. the company that designed the rifle and later sold to colt.

I didn't say AR-15. I know that that "A" stands for Armalite.
I used "AR" as abbreviation, twice.

That doesn't invalidate my point that you're focusing too much on a part of the name for a category of weapon.
Pedantics about "Assault" aren't going to win any discussion about what a category of weapon should be called.

Dogdaddy had a much better point about just setting a standard based on weapon specs
 
The entire argument about the term assault rifle, and the 3/4 of people on the left who truly believe AR stands for the same phrase, are 4/5ths of the problem... M16 does not have those two evil AR letters in it, fine, ban the AR15, and un-ban, the M16 and M4, problem solved.
 
How about the M134? That ain't an assault rifle, sooo.....
you have a point, it would look nice on the roof of my F350, and it would be so much fun if that guy who shot me ever came back to try again, neighbors might wonder what the very loud hum is though. bvvvvvvvvvvvvtttt
 
Eh.. fuck it... as long as it doesn't have "AR" in the name, it's good!!! M2 anyone? Hell.. M1 Abrams!
M1 AbRams.

you have a point, it would look nice on the roof of my F350, and it would be so much fun if that guy who shot me ever came back to try again, neighbors might wonder what the very loud hum is though. bvvvvvvvvvvvvtttt
The only way I'd buy a Prius.

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The entire argument about the term assault rifle, and the 3/4 of people on the left who truly believe AR stands for the same phrase, are 4/5ths of the problem... M16 does not have those two evil AR letters in it, fine, ban the AR15, and un-ban, the M16 and M4, problem solved.
lets gooooo Ill trade in all my ar for one M4 you got a deal brotha lol
 
How about the M134? That ain't an assault rifle, sooo.....
I’m pretty sure the M134 is capable of firing a little more than a few rounds in a row, so that might not pass, lol
 
I didn't say AR-15. I know that that "A" stands for Armalite.
I used "AR" as abbreviation, twice.

That doesn't invalidate my point that you're focusing too much on a part of the name for a category of weapon.
Pedantics about "Assault" aren't going to win any discussion about what a category of weapon should be called.

Dogdaddy had a much better point about just setting a standard based on weapon specs
ohh ok sorry bro. Im just so used to people going to that argument lol. I dont think Im overly focused since all the bills are about Assault weapon this and assault weapon that and all anyone hears is assault. there is no such thing as an assault anything you cant hold an assault you commit an assault. I might MIGHT concede that automatic weapons are " assault weapons" but those have been outlawed since the 80s, to get one is super friggin expensive and the background checks are intense not to mention the cost of the stamp. sooo how are they going to ban weapons that have been banned for 40+ years. the problem is if we let them get away with it now that just opens the door for them to classify more and more things as "assault weapons"
 
Sweeeet I vote you for pres ?
HEY Don't get any crazy idea's, the only way I will vote for him over Trump, is if he will also legalize being zoo, or another idea that came to mind, mandate a "treatment program" as the only punishment for being caught engaged in zoo activities. The treatment program would involve, spending time at a designated re-education camp, where you and your zoo mate go, supposedly to be cured, but in reality, to boink all night, and during the day be taught how to practice proper safety so as to not get caught again in the future. puff, your cured!
 
ohh ok sorry bro. Im just so used to people going to that argument lol. I dont think Im overly focused since all the bills are about Assault weapon this and assault weapon that and all anyone hears is assault. there is no such thing as an assault anything you cant hold an assault you commit an assault. I might MIGHT concede that automatic weapons are " assault weapons" but those have been outlawed since the 80s, to get one is super friggin expensive and the background checks are intense not to mention the cost of the stamp. sooo how are they going to ban weapons that have been banned for 40+ years. the problem is if we let them get away with it now that just opens the door for them to classify more and more things as "assault weapons"

You are focused on the term "Assault"...

Come on, read what you wrote there. You even state, "all anyone hears is assault".

Those bills are about "Assault weapons". They're not about "Assault". They're not about "weapons". They're about the combined term "Assault weapons".
The fact that they don't have a good definition of what that definition means, is a different story.
 
Bro! Nice grocery getter.
Some dickhead cuts you off in traffic on your way to Walmart? It'll be the last time they ever will.

Personally though, I'd like to rip a GAU-8 from a Warthog and put it on a Reliant Robin. Or just open carry it.

I absolutely would open carry a 30mm autocannon, regardless of the fact that it would have insane recoil that slows the plane down during firing. And regardless of the fact that it weighs two tons and is 19' long. 3,900 rounds per minute of absolutely FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING BULLSHIT is well worth the physical struggle.
 
You are focused on the term "Assault"...

Come on, read what you wrote there. You even state, "all anyone hears is assault".

Those bills are about "Assault weapons". They're not about "Assault". They're not about "weapons". They're about the combined term "Assault weapons".
The fact that they don't have a good definition of what that definition means, is a different story.
fair enough. I do see your point. If there going to ban the tools committing the act then well knives and bats and cars and all sorts of things need to be banned at the same time.
 
Some dickhead cuts you off in traffic on your way to Walmart? It'll be the last time they ever will.

Personally though, I'd like to rip a GAU-8 from a Warthog and put it on a Reliant Robin. Or just open carry it.

I absolutely would open carry a 30mm autocannon, regardless of the fact that it would have insane recoil that slows the plane down during firing. And regardless of the fact that it weighs two tons and is 19' long. 3,900 rounds per minute of absolutely FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING BULLSHIT is well worth the physical struggle.
Imagine a quickdraw match with those holstered...
 
Some dickhead cuts you off in traffic on your way to Walmart? It'll be the last time they ever will.

Personally though, I'd like to rip a GAU-8 from a Warthog and put it on a Reliant Robin. Or just open carry it.

I absolutely would open carry a 30mm autocannon, regardless of the fact that it would have insane recoil that slows the plane down during firing. And regardless of the fact that it weighs two tons and is 19' long. 3,900 rounds per minute of absolutely FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING BULLSHIT is well worth the physical struggle.
The Gau-8 would effectively propel a robin through the air, sustained fire will actually cause a warthog to stall if they are not careful.

but otherwise i admire your restraint in that post.
 
HEY Don't get any crazy idea's, the only way I will vote for him over Trump, is if he will also legalize being zoo!
Oof, that'd be difficult. A person would need followers of similar loyalty as you-know-who's to pull that off. Anyone else would have their life destroyed before their eyes otherwise.
 
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