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Have you ever...

Yes, a couple of times for a quick blow job

HYE gave or gotten oral sex in a restroom at a bar or other public place?
 
sarahsingletono98 said:
Calling about my cars warranty - I just speak Portuguese and wait for the silence
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For those, I go into "phone-tree" mode - "If you'd like to fuck off and die, please press 1. If you'd like someone to come shoot you, please press 2. If you know the extension of the person you're trying to reach, please press 3, etc..."

I've actually had two of them "press 2"!!! Yes, I can recognize DTMF tones thanks to several years doing the "phone-phreak" thing. Also used to be able to dial my home number by whistling (which is no mean feat - do you have any idea how difficult it is to whistle two distinct notes at once? There are those who'll tell you it's impossible - don't believe them - It's hard as hell, but it CAN be done with enough practice. But to this day, I *STILL* absolutely *CANNOT* do the "blow your eardrums out" "HEY! I NEED YOUR ATTENTION!!!" whistle, despite having an excellent "make music" whistle that's usually accurate to within 3 hertz of my target note.

baddaddyk9 said:
no

HYE been a shift worker
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Yep. Hated it.

Ever had your arm up a cows ass to the armpit?
 
No, and hopefully I never have to.

HYE attached a condom to the top of a soda bottle with a mentos in the condom and then squeezed it into your ass? :)
 
UR20Z said:
Ever had your arm up a cows ass to the armpit?
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Actually, yes, during assisted calving. It was twisted, so I had one arm up her ass and the other in her vagina. We managed to get the front feet out first, then the head, and then plop, the whole calf! It took a while, but basically, that's the process...lol

PurpleLegs said:
HYE attached a condom to the top of a soda bottle with a mentos in the condom and then squeezed it into your ass? :)
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Ah...hell no...lol

HYE used binary explosives to blow up something like a tree stump? (where legal of course)
 
wishboner said:
Actually, yes, during assisted calving. It was twisted, so I had one arm up her ass and the other in her vagina. We managed to get the front feet out first, then the head, and then plop, the whole calf! It took a while, but basically, that's the process...lol



Ah...hell no...lol

HYE used binary explosives to blow up something like a tree stump? (where legal of course)
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Blowing up an old microwave with tannerite probably doesn't count, huh?

HYE driven a bulldozer?
 
UR20Z said:
Blowing up an old microwave with tannerite probably doesn't count, huh?

HYE driven a bulldozer?
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Yep! I grew up on a dairy farm so I've pretty much done everything lol. We also had an excavator and that was awesome to play with as 10 year old kid. Lol Blowing up those 1lb propane tanks are a lot of fun btw lol

HYE shot a machine gun?
 
wishboner said:
Yep! I grew up on a dairy farm so I've pretty much done everything lol. We also had an excavator and that was awesome to play with as 10 year old kid. Lol Blowing up those 1lb propane tanks are a lot of fun btw lol

HYE shot a machine gun?
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Nope. Just a hand gun lol

Ever cage dived with sharks?
 
bottomwelshguy said:
Nope. Just a hand gun lol

Ever cage dived with sharks?
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I scuba dive with them without a cage! (I know, I'm a bit of a daredevil) Their skin is like sandpaper, and you can grab a hold of them and hang on, and they will pull you! Yeah, it's a wonder I'm still alive...lol

HYE base jumped off the New River gorge bridge and landed in a raft?
 
Yes, and actually only with people I don't really know. Much would have prefered horses anyway ☺️

Have you ever seen an equine flare with your own eyes?
 
Ariin said:
Yes, and actually only with people I don't really know. Much would have prefered horses anyway ☺️

Have you ever seen an equine flare with your own eyes?
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I think that’s everyone’s dream. Closest I have gotten is seeing a stud belly thump a couple times. So no I have never seen it in Person?

HYE ever come across a person masturbating on the hiking trail?
 
Horserider said:
I think that’s everyone’s dream. Closest I have gotten is seeing a stud belly thump a couple times. So no I have never seen it in Person?

HYE ever come across a person masturbating on the hiking trail?
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No, but I have run into a woman getting mounted by a dog! Well, I did not run into them but saw them just off the trail! I still think about that all the time. This was way before cell phone cameras too.

HYE come across a couple getting it on while hiking? I've seen that too...lol
 
wishboner said:
No, but I have run into a woman getting mounted by a dog! Well, I did not run into them but saw them just off the trail! I still think about that all the time. This was way before cell phone cameras too.

HYE come across a couple getting it on while hiking? I've seen that too...lol
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That’s a lucky find for sure.
I have seen several couple getting it in in the woods. They don’t seem to mind too much getting discovered either. Oregon trails are crazy cause people hike nude up there all the time.

HYE watched someone having sex together for more than a quick look?
 
CamoCowboy said:
No. Minus porn of course.


HYE had an itch on your finger that seems to move everytime you try to scratch it?
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Yup, I swear I chased that itch around my hand about three times before it stopped pestering me

HYE scratched a specific spot on you enough over time that it wore a hole in your clothes? (currently dealing with a hole to the left of my pants zipper lol)
 
not in my pants, but in my foot. had a bad case of athletes foot a couple of years back. went to bed, scratch my itching foot the whole night while half a sleep, awoke to blood and pus stained bed and an open foot in the morning.
Much worse, than a hole in your pants.

HYE wondered why you're still doing all of this? (this being whatever you interpret into it)
 
Sedirae said:
not in my pants, but in my foot. had a bad case of athletes foot a couple of years back. went to bed, scratch my itching foot the whole night while half a sleep, awoke to blood and pus stained bed and an open foot in the morning.
Much worse, than a hole in your pants.

HYE wondered why you're still doing all of this? (this being whatever you interpret into it)
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Sometimes, and I don't always like the answer.

HYE been to a different continent?
 
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