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UR20Z said:
With the way Google is screwing around these days to get as many ad placements as possible, that ain't gonna take a very hard slap...
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I’m not advertising for them… But, if the mods think this should be taken down, then I will take it down
 
This is not really a joke but could not see where to place it, so... Here it goes

Try this, have 10 seconds to do it



Count how many "F" you see on the text below:

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++
FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE-
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIF-
IC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE
EXPERIENCE OF YEARS
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++


And that is it!

Do not scroll down until you finished counting them.






What? Three?

Error: there are six.

Go back, count them again.


Explanation:.

Btain has some trouble dealing with "OF".

Anyone counting six "F" at first time following the time limit "F" is quite genius, four or five us unusuales, three is the norm. Less than three..., get new reading glasses.
 
Two dogs - young and old - talk to each other:
--Sir, what animals are we descended from?
--From wolves, kid!
--Sir, what animals are humans descended from?
--From monkeys, kid!
--Shame, Sir, shame!
 
nature cafe is not a fun place
especially trying to save money only to have a few birds calling me cheap
 
Valkiria said:
Two dogs - young and old - talk to each other:
--Sir, what animals are we descended from?
--From wolves, kid!
--Sir, what animals are humans descended from?
--From monkeys, kid!
--Shame, Sir, shame!
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Ermmm... That seems like it SHOULD be funny, but it seems like something is missing? Did you drop a line in the transcription?
 
Valkiria said:
Everything is there. There are no missing lines.
Evolution is not equally nice and kind to everyone.
Can't you get it? From a wolf - dog. from a monkey - human.
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Oh! I didn't get it either.
I would have gotten it if the last line were about it being so unfair. "It's a shame." I would have gotten.
And yes, it is totally unfair. :)
 
saw a Austrian exchange student at the library asking if they have any war books
the librarian looks at him and said "no way you've lost two books Already, 3rd one ain't happening"
 
A pony walked into a bar...
"Why the long face?"asked the barmaid
To which the pony croaked "Sorry I'm a little hoarse"
 
I once had a friend who kept stuttering.
one time he told me his dad always nicknames him donkey.
I've asked him why? and he looked at me and said "w we well he ah he ah he ah"
 
Some man caught the goldfish.
--Come on, make your two wishes, I'm in a hurry, -- said the goldfish.
--Oh, wait, shouldn't it be three wishes? -- asked the man.
--Look in your pants.
--WOOOOOOAAAH!
--Dude, it's not my first day being a goldfish!
 
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