Vaginal Sex With Dogs
Preface:
This is illegal in most parts of the world and societies everywhere describe what it is we do as abusive, despicable, disgusting, abhorrent, offensive, immoral, and depraved.
I mention this because having sex with an animal is a bell that cannot be un-rung, and if you have any of that in your subconscious mind, you may struggle with the aftermath a bit.
Health Concerns:
I recommend getting a full health workup for yourself, and your dog. There are communicable diseases which can be passed from dog to human such as ringworm, diarrheal disease (salmonellosis, campylobacteriosis, and intestinal parasites), leptospirosis, brucellosis, Q fever, visceral larva migrans, and echinococcosis, just to name a few.
You don’t want to contract any of those. And you don’t want your dog to have them either.
Our vaginas host delicate colonies of bacteria and yeasts that keep it healthy by maintaining a low pH level to impede infections from developing. Typically, around 4.3 give or take.
For reference, dog semen typically has a pH of about 6.6 give or take, and human semen typically has a pH of about 7.6 give or take.
For many women, having frequent unprotected intercourse with men or dog can throw her pH way off, which in turn throws the bacteria and yeast colonies way off, and conditions may develop leading to itchiness, pain, discharge and less than pleasant odors. These conditions are usually treated with anti-biotics.
Sensitization and allergic reactions to animal saliva and semen may occur, ranging from mild irritation to anaphylaxis.
I mention this because a zoo friend of mine contracted ringworm from a “meetup” she did with a guy and his dog through the internet. While she was able to clear it up with over-the-counter anti-fungal creams, it had gotten so bad so fast she has permanent scarring where some of the larger lesions were.
Be careful and use common sense.
Anal & Oral:
I’m only going to cover vaginal intercourse because there’s an excellent resource for
ANAL and
MASTURBATION/ORAL on this forum already. They are written for men but they're applicable to women as well.
Doin’ It:
A dog’s penis’ is constructed very differently from a mans.
Human men get erections by the spongy tissue in their penis (called corpora cavernosa) to relax and allow blood to flow in and fill the open spaces within that spongy tissue. The more blood, the more pressure, the harder/stiffer his erection. This is how ED medications such as Viagra, Cialis, and Levitra work - they chemically encourage the man’s muscles and arteries to relax which helps more blood fill the spongy tissue and in turn, make his penis harder/stiffer.
Dogs on the other hand, have an actual bone inside their penis called the baculum. When dogs are aroused, they have muscle groups which push his penis out of the sheath and because the baculum is always there and inside his penis, it comes out “erect” and ready to go.
Dogs also experience blood engorgement however it doesn’t make the penis stiffer. Instead, dogs have their spongy tissue surrounding the penis closer to the base where it attaches to their body, and that area will swell to somewhat a ball shape. This is what is often called
the knot.
The baculum keeps the penis straight and capable of instant penetration. Each stroke brings his penis out further than the last. Fully extended might take as little as 5 strokes and as many as 20 depending on the dog. Once he’s fully extended, his knot starts to swell and once there is a fair bit of resistance, the male dog will try to keep it inside the female dog and let it swell the rest of the way. As his knot swells, the female dog’s ring muscles at the entry point of her vagina constrict to keep the knot inside. This maximizes semen retention and increases the likelihood of pregnancy.
Women do not have those ring muscles and therefore the dog’s knot cannot be held the traditional canine way and quite often, the dog’s penis and knot will come out if he pulls too hard. Depending on the size of things (him and you) he may not get his knot inside at all. He might pull out too early for his knot to grow all the way. Or, he may just rip it out at full size which can really, really hurt.
Some of the largest breeds can have an 8-10” long penis (with a bone inside) with a knot about the size of a softball. And yeah, that might very well end up inside you. And it will probably hurt a lot. And it might actually get stuck, not because of the ring muscles you don’t have, but just because it’s so big and you have to stretch so much there can be tremendous pressure between you and that pressure causes friction. The dog will sense that pressure and friction and decide to leave his knot there and just wait for things to unswell, or, he may pull out.
Also be prepared for aggressive sex. Some dogs are gentler than others, but some of them very much have a singular focus and that’s driving their penis as far into you as they can. Some dogs show no mercy in that whatsoever. They’re making puppies and in that moment you’re not their friend or owner, you’re a vagina.
You might have read women’s description about how this feels like their having their insides rearranged. I’ve said this quite a bit myself. That comes from the size and power of what’s happening, but mostly because of the baculum inside the dog’s penis. A man’s penis, no matter how hard it is, has at least a little flexibility because there’s no bone in it and during intercourse both penis and vagina can change curvature a little bit and work together well. A dog’s penis doesn’t have that flexibility so our bodies do all the conforming. That feels very, very different. Not good or bad, just different. And if you are with a larger, hard-thrusting dog, it will feel like your insides are being moved around a little bit. After all, he is inside you.
Generally, once the dog thinks he’s lodged inside, you’ll experience several spurts. The first spurt is pre-ejaculate, the next few are seminal fluid decreasing in volume with each spurt. His seminal fluid is noticeably hotter than a man’s by about 4 degrees Fahrenheit and I can tell the difference. It’s not only hotter, there’s also noticeably more volume. I can feel every spurt, every throb, every nuance of any dog I’ve been with regardless of breed and size. That is my favorite part - experiencing those nuances. Generally for me, every throb and twitch of his, sends orgasmic electricity through my body head to toes. This will be an odd thing to say, the most amazing orgasm (well, series of) I experienced with a dog was with Pluto, my current dog. One time, just after he finished spurting and was just resting on my back as he often does, he sneezed, and that sneeze (while gross on the back of my head) set me further into orgasm land than I had ever experienced in my life. Much of that was from all the twitching he did inside me, but some of it was from me feeling his sneeze all the way down my back from him resting his abdomen and chest on me.
Some dogs will instinctively turn around and try to end up butt-to-butt. That’s possible but not very likely because we don’t have the necessary ring muscles to lock him in and so, more often than not, he’ll end up pulling out if he does try to flip around. Some dogs don’t do that though, and they’ll stay inside you resting on your back or tummy depending whether you’re doing doggy-style or missionary.
In my experience, most of the dogs I’ve been with either rested on my back the first time, or figured out to do that after we had intercourse a few times. There were a few who never did, or chose not to.
The thrusting phase can last 5-20 strokes. The post-thrusting, staying inside you phase can last 5-25 minutes with about 10-15 minutes being the average. Sometimes dogs will stay inside longer but in my experience that’s uncommon. One standard poodle I used to be with regularly would often stay inside me for about 45 minutes and when he pulled off, his knot was almost gone.
The aftermath will likely be messy. You’ll have drool in your hair, most likely you’ll be sweaty (sex sweaty!) and have dog hair stuck to you, and of course you’ll be full of seminal fluid and quite a bit of it will come out during and afterwards.
Depending how it goes and the sizes you two are, your body may need time to recover before you can do it again. Pluto, my dog, is a 170lb Newfoundland and we do it about three times a week on average. I cannot physically take him any more often than every-other-day because he’s so big “down there” and takes his puppy-making seriously. Other dogs I’ve been with I could handle daily no problem. Every person and every dog is different.
Najpogostejša položaja sta misijonarski in doggy style. S prvim nisem imela sreče, ker nisem uspela uskladiti svoje višine s psom, s katerim sem bila, ne glede na to, na kaj sem položila, medtem ko sem preizkušala različne stvari, kot so stoli, tabureji, postelje, otroške posteljice, klubske mizice, napihljive vzmetnice in blazine itd. Zame doggy style ponuja najboljše možnosti, da to dobro izpeljem. Če je moj pes, to počnemo skoraj izključno na podlogi za jogo. Podloge za jogo se tudi enostavno čistijo.
Ker sem zelo visok (185 cm) in nekoliko nesorazmeren, saj so moje noge veliko daljše od trupa, ponavadi držim kolena široko, ko stojim na štirih, da imam pes dovolj prostora za noge, da lahko trdno postavi noge tako, kot želi. Svojo višino nadzorujem tako, da kolena približam ali oddaljujem, da je moja vagina na ravno pravi višini. Pri novem psu bo to morda zahtevalo več poskusov.
Tudi koti so pomembni. Na vseh štirih je ženska vagina pod drugačnim kotom kot vagina samice psa, in če je ta kot pravilen, je psu, s katerim ste, veliko lažje prodreti vate. Zame to pomeni, da sem na kolenih s stegni pravokotno na tla, kolena narazen, kot sem opisala zgoraj, roke pa niso popolnoma iztegnjene, zato je moj hrbet, ki je raven, nekoliko nagnjen proti tlom. Ko je faza sunkanja končana, se običajno spustim na komolce, da ohranim ravnotežje, saj moji možgani običajno ne posvečajo več pozornosti takim stvarem in prevrnitev uniči trenutek.
Ureznine in praske – pasji kremplji lahko pustijo in tudi puščajo sledi. Če poskušate iti misijonarsko, morate skrbeti le za trebuh in boke, medtem ko lahko pri pasjem stilu dobite sledi na zadnji strani meč od zadnjih nog. Obstaja veliko načinov, kako se temu izogniti. Lahko nosite oblačila z izrezanim mednožjem. Psu lahko oblečete nogavice, na dveh ali štirih nogah. Krempe mu lahko pustite zelo kratke in jih spilite, da na obrezanem robu ni ostrih robov. Ali pa lahko uživate v praskah. Nekatere ženske to počnejo. Jaz uporabljam prvo metodo – običajno nosim par tekaških hlač z visokim pasom, skoraj do kolen, iz katerih izrežem mednožje in obrobim odprtino, da preprečim razpletanje blaga. Pri nekaterih psih sem spredaj namestila kos blaga, zaprtocelično peno, da pokrijem trebuh in boke, da se zaščitim pred psi, ki so bili spolno bolj agresivni kot drugi. Pri mojem trenutnem psu imamo stvari urejene tam, kjer nič od tega ni