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What’s the weirdest thing you’ve wanted to have sex with

lilsarah91 said:
I would love to have sex with a great ape about a week before my period, we share 98% of our dna, will I get pregnant? Let's find out. ?
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Humans has 46 chromosomes, while gorilla, orangutang and chimpanzee has 48. So will be difficult to get pregnant. But sometimes such thing happens. A horse has 64, a donkey 62 and a mule 63. So in the same way a woman with 46 could get pregnant with an ape with 48.
Or the other way round a female ape and a man.
Intriguing how the offspring will be ?
 
humananimal said:
Humans has 46 chromosomes, while gorilla, orangutang and chimpanzee has 48. So will be difficult to get pregnant. But sometimes such thing happens. A horse has 64, a donkey 62 and a mule 63. So in the same way a woman with 46 could get pregnant with an ape with 48.
Or the other way round a female ape and a man.
Intriguing how the offspring will be ?
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Experiments like that exist and were unsuccessful
 
humananimal said:
Really?. Sounds interesting, not least the outcome.
Where can I read about it?
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Not sure. But its a super old experiment where a bunch of women were injected with chimp sperm. The experiment was shut down. I'm sure if you googled it you could find some information. And I am extremely sure it was not the last of it's kind.
 
Rule 34 is a dangerous thing, and has given me some questionable boners in my day, and hard to remember the weirdest of those.

But on another note not exactly a being, but there are some trees in my area with quite smooth bark that I have used a few times to get myself off. Not sure if that quite counts haha!
 
A male centaur… the best of both worlds? ? The idea always fascinated me from an erotica series I read many years ago… wondering what it would feel like… eventually led me to zoo porn… and here. ?
 
Oh the list is long:

Because I didn't have access to people, it was always objects. Pencils, pens, markers, fruit, vegetables, fake fruit, tools, bottles, brushes, toothbrush holder, ironing board feet, chair legs, hangers, doll legs, if I had it I tried it.
 
Let me preface first by saying that, unless its avian anthro by someone with a modicum of talent (eg. nopetrol, torakuta), I'm not into fowl or cloaca -- generally. Don't even raise so much as chickens on this farm like I ought to.

But man... every time I stumble on a bumped thread of Der.Zoomer's ... I get an irrational urge to hop a plane and go spend a night on my knees at his place, sucking 'n swallowing every one of his male ostriches to the last drop. My god, dicks like giant flat slimy tongues, and probably dexterous as a hand! Figure my boars and his ostrich cocks would be about as close to alien extraterrestrial sex as I'll ever get in my lifetime.

Anyway, my hat is off to you, @Der.Zoomer. From your one-of-a-kind contributions, I'll spend the rest of my life wondering what ostrich spunk tastes like :LOL:
 
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