FinnTheBear
Tourist
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What’s the weirdest thing you’ve wanted to have sex with
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KadeBoltz
Zooville Settler
Getting all We Bare Bears up in this post!Looks like we both have been called
DaydreamSun
Lurker
Piranha plant from Super Mario
I would love to have sex with a great ape about a week before my period, we share 98% of our dna, will I get pregnant? Let's find out. 
valleyyote
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
This would be an interesting experiment.I would love to have sex with a great ape about a week before my period, we share 98% of our dna, will I get pregnant? Let's find out.
Margosha2000
Zooville Settler
dolphin and pokemon))
humananimal
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
Humans has 46 chromosomes, while gorilla, orangutang and chimpanzee has 48. So will be difficult to get pregnant. But sometimes such thing happens. A horse has 64, a donkey 62 and a mule 63. So in the same way a woman with 46 could get pregnant with an ape with 48.I would love to have sex with a great ape about a week before my period, we share 98% of our dna, will I get pregnant? Let's find out.
Or the other way round a female ape and a man.
Intriguing how the offspring will be
tailintheair
Zooville Settler
I thought I was the only one it would be very sexualI would love to have sex with a great ape about a week before my period, we share 98% of our dna, will I get pregnant? Let's find out.
Bigspot
Tourist
Experiments like that exist and were unsuccessfulHumans has 46 chromosomes, while gorilla, orangutang and chimpanzee has 48. So will be difficult to get pregnant. But sometimes such thing happens. A horse has 64, a donkey 62 and a mule 63. So in the same way a woman with 46 could get pregnant with an ape with 48.
Or the other way round a female ape and a man.
Intriguing how the offspring will be
humananimal
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
Really?. Sounds interesting, not least the outcome.
Where can I read about it?
Bigspot
Tourist
Not sure. But its a super old experiment where a bunch of women were injected with chimp sperm. The experiment was shut down. I'm sure if you googled it you could find some information. And I am extremely sure it was not the last of it's kind.
kartog
Tourist
Same. Those videos with the dude gripping and sucking dolphin cock made me jealous.Elk.. I want to be mounted by a buck
Dolphins are sexy too, I would love to jack one off
OneCozyCustomer
Zooville Settler
Rule 34 is a dangerous thing, and has given me some questionable boners in my day, and hard to remember the weirdest of those.
But on another note not exactly a being, but there are some trees in my area with quite smooth bark that I have used a few times to get myself off. Not sure if that quite counts haha!
But on another note not exactly a being, but there are some trees in my area with quite smooth bark that I have used a few times to get myself off. Not sure if that quite counts haha!
mango33457ioo
Tourist
id really wanna suck the cock of a tapir, they have huge cocks and cum a ton!!!!
iwanttobeabottom
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
Let's see if Ash's description of it as a perfect organism leads to perfect orgasms.
I wonder if their dick has a smaller dick inside it that shoots out the end, like their mouths do.
Morwinyon
Tourist
I feel you about monkeys and kangaroos
zander-0-0-0-0-0-0
Tourist
Zootyfruit
Lurker
And that's how AIDs came to be if I remember correctlyI would love to have sex with a great ape about a week before my period, we share 98% of our dna, will I get pregnant? Let's find out.
The idea always fascinated me from an erotica series I read many years ago… wondering what it would feel like… eventually led me to zoo porn… and here. 
marriedkinks
Citizen of Zooville
Oh the list is long:
Because I didn't have access to people, it was always objects. Pencils, pens, markers, fruit, vegetables, fake fruit, tools, bottles, brushes, toothbrush holder, ironing board feet, chair legs, hangers, doll legs, if I had it I tried it.
Because I didn't have access to people, it was always objects. Pencils, pens, markers, fruit, vegetables, fake fruit, tools, bottles, brushes, toothbrush holder, ironing board feet, chair legs, hangers, doll legs, if I had it I tried it.
iwanttobeabottom
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
They were designed to be feminine. And phallic.The underside of a Facehugger from Alien
LustyGSD
Citizen of Zooville
Yep, I know... big fan of Giger's art.