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What's the story behind your username?

Mine , i hope conveys my enjoyment and affection i have toward female animals, particularly female dogs. Large breed, female dogs.
But im an equal opportunity lover, I love humans and animals alike... bUt I always go back to bitch pussy.
 
my usual username has "Lavender" in it but I didn't want this to be exactly the same to avoid someone being able to associate this with my regular online presence, so here I'm only lavend-ish. perhaps one day I will become the lavendest
 
lavendish said:
my usual username has "Lavender" in it but I didn't want this to be exactly the same to avoid someone being able to associate this with my regular online presence, so here I'm only lavend-ish. perhaps one day I will become the lavendest
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And you just told everyone out there who you are. Clever!
 
I like wuffs and all things wuff related. I'm also prone to getting static shocks off of stuff to the point I often hesitate every time I touch something with a lot of metal.
It still gets me by surprise sometimes.

Seriously, I watch someone get in or out of the car nothing, the moment I touch it, zap. I go first, zap. I go last, zap.

I pet the dog or cat, zap-zap-zap, unhappy catto/puppo, someone else pet 'em? No zap.
You know when your cat's being doing something that gets their fur static charged and sparky/zappy sounding when you pet them?
That's me. I am that cat you can stick balloons to.
 
When a dog is hanging his erected cock some people call them a "5 legged dog" as a joke.

My last username sounds boring and very obvious so I changed it some months ago, I also like "zoosexual" instead of "zoophile"
 
Hmmm year I guess I just wish and hope that some day I’ll be mounted again and fucked again knotted again mmmmmm and filled up with the warm sperm jet blasting all up…..
 
"Nobody here" seemed too boring and unoriginal so I changed the phrase "nobody here but us chickens" a little in order to be at least a little bit original and humorous. I really didn't put too much thought into it. :husky_laughing:
 
weeell the handle I usually use on other adult sites I figure shouldnt be used here, so I picked this one. Its sorta latin for canine love, as I find myself romantically attracted to dogs
 
I am a very avid outdoorsman so mountains are something of my sanctuary and place of passion, and since this is kinda something more in the "dark" that I enjoy apart from others in my life, it's a Mountain Midnight :) but had to shorten it a bit
 
Its a simple pun actually. I use the same name across multiple sites.
On here it's obvious to see the reference Knot means dog. On BDSM and kink sites its taken to mean rope. It's the perfect foil but its fun when a zoo fem dances round the subject and l eventually reply " dog cock or rope" ?
 
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