Top things not to say during sex

[MareButtUddrrLovrr]

You only get 10 minutes, and I don't care if you cum or not.

 

[FloofyNewfie]

"Oh, now I realize why you look so familiar! You were basically the entire high school football team's cum dumpster!"

 

[MareButtUddrrLovrr]

It's going to be another $500 dollars for an additional 10 minutes.

 

[Vulpes1972]

I think your mom could have done better.

 

[oldgoat75]

just going to slip into something more comfortable,,(goes outside to the kennel)

 

[draco7215]

Curtains match the carpet

 

[oldgoat75]

I am the Kellogs serial killer

 

[saddlebum66]

" you came? Does that mean I can stop now?"

 

[Furf2b2b]

I can clap MY hand's in YOU !!

 

[Strawberryshortcake]

Wake up!

 

[saddlebum66]

"Ohhh, Honey...what was in that drink? You've NEVER put your Buns in the air so fast in your Life!"

 

[oldgoat75]

What IS that smell

 

[saddlebum66]

Darlin', I think your Pussy caught a mouse.....about four days ago

 

[oldgoat75]

ahhhh,,that eased the burning

 

[Furf2b2b]

Arf ? Look ? Snail track's on the bed sheet ??!! again ?

 

[420Fatty]

I doot as I please!

 

[saddlebum66]

Well sugar....I hate to cum and go, but I gotta load to dump....

 

[kmy9]

Now Clap !

 

[saddlebum66]

Honey....I said I wouldnt lose respect if you blew me....(rinnngggg-inng- "hello?"....) hey cocksucker....it's for you.....!

 

[oldgoat75]

you're just not worth the expenditure of energy,,easier to just do myself

 

[saddlebum66]

There we are sweetie....all together....snug as a bug in a......say....wait a second ....that IS a bug!

 

[oldgoat75]

i'm done,,sort yourself out

 

[saddlebum66]

I, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8..... Damn it, you cheating bitch! That's not a bug.... It's a crab!

 

[sfca]

Wait till I tell Grandma!

 

[420Fatty]

Have you read Mein Kampf?

 

[FloofyNewfie]

 

[sfca]

You weren't as good as your sis.

 

[saddlebum66]

Damn, girl.. Who needs a rag and chloroform....? I'll just take your panties and.... Umm... I'll be back in a bit..

 

[Knottib]

Am I supposed to pay you now or are you not that kind of person?

 

[oldgoat75]

if you were a $100 whore i'd gladly pay $5.50