Top things not to say during sex

[Kristy]

I have said some things I just posted, but not all. Mostly the prego scare ones!

Never a concern for we lesbians, you see. We just fuck to our heart's content.

 

[wishboner]

Never a concern for we lesbians, you see. We just fuck to our heart's content.

All of my scares came early in life, and that's why I decided to get a vasectomy at age 27 because I have always known I was a slut and love variety and didn't want ten fucking kids running around. I have never cheated on anyone, so I'm not that kind of a slut...

My biggest concern is hurting women's feelings because they always fall in love with me, and I'll sacrifice my feelings to avoid hurting them. I have only ever truly loved one person, and that was my first girlfriend.

 

[Kristy]

All of my scares came early in life, and that's why I decided to get a vasectomy at age 27 because I have always known I was a slut and love variety and didn't want ten fucking kids running around. I have never cheated on anyone, so I'm not that kind of a slut...

My biggest concern is hurting women's feelings because they always fall in love with me, and I'll sacrifice my feelings to avoid hurting them. I have only ever truly loved one person, and that was my first girlfriend.

That's really quite nice, WB, and I'm not surprised.
Regarding that vasectomy, also very good, and very smart.

 

[Kristy]

Or right after sex, I get asked to marry them, or they say I love you!

Two things that should never be said right before, during, or right after sex: "I love you" and "marry me." Nor should they be believed.
@wishboner Edit: Unless you're marred or deeply involved.

 

[wishboner]

That's really quite nice, WB, and I'm not surprised.
Regarding that vasectomy, also very good, and very smart.

I wondered what WB stands for. It took me a while to figure it out! hehe

 

[lion06]

Good doggie, good doggie . . . I mean, nice beautiful lady . . .;

 

[Smee]

i left a creamy surprise for your husband

 

[humananimal]

whoa, you are a wonderful cow, just like your mother

 

[MypupandI69]

Don't look at me I'm almost done

 

[Miss_Rachel]

Scream as much as you like. No one's coming to save you...

 

[wishboner]

Scream as much as you like. No one's coming to save you...

Now, I know why you are so good at what you do! hehe

 

[peebooparasite]

Who's that in the window?

 

[blackstallion93]

My ex was better than you.

 

[Steven Raccoon]

Does this dingleberry kinda smell like wet dog paws?

 

[NewToThis33]

Is this a bad time to tell you I'm HIV positive??

 

[MasterWhipYoAss]

I think his knot keeps falling out cause your cunt is worn out.
Perhaps you were right all along...
Size does matter..

 

[Kristy]

Scream as much as you like. No one's coming to save you...

Excellent, Rachel...

 

[wrenchhead96]

OK.... how would you like to pay for that?

 

[OwnThatKinkGirl]

If anyone remembers that heartwarming movie Babe from 1995, those words spoken by the farmer to the pig. "That'll do, pig. That'll do." Unless you're actually having sex with a pig. Then, it's probably just fine.

 

[saddlebum66]

"It rubs the lotion on its skin....."

 

[romanticzoodreamer]

“I googled it, it’s not contagious…”

 

[Hundenarr]

Who let the Dog out.