Top things not to say during sex

[oldgoat75]

now that was different

 

[Michioliphant]

Open wider we all lost the condoms

 

[PonyLove]

I am due for my period.

 

[Mikki]

Pick up the phone please

 

[IndecentMom]

Any sort of casual conversation

 

[saddlebum66]

If I cant feel your heart beating on me, Im not deep enough yet, darling....

 

[Michioliphant]

Mmmfrrrggggllleemmmrrmmrrrfffgg

 

[Norrbottnia]

(while inside her)
Her: you know I said I didn't have any STDs.. about that..

 

[FloofyNewfie]

I always poke holes in my condoms to make them more breathable.

 

[k9pat]

Don't tell us you're done already....

 

[ZooDogLover320]

While knotted: "wanna go for a walk? "

 

[Katelyn]

While knotted: "wanna go for a walk? "

Not the worst if you apparently need to pop that cork lol

 

[Alphaking]

"Wanna grab the dog and make this a threesome?"

So hot

 

[Duramax96]

Lady: oh honey your tongue felt amazing

man: that was the dog, not me

lady: ??

 

[Lauren]

My name is NOT Judy!

 

[Lauren]

I ran out of my pills a few days ago, did you just cum?

 

[Vermilion]

SQUIRREL!!!!

 

[Pillar]

(In a non-BDSM setting) Choke me!

 

[k9pat]

Oh yeah ... yeah ... Tom again ....
What? ... my name is not Tom ... !!!

 

[k9pat]

Love are you already inside ....?

 

[Norrbottnia]

She when he stånds naked in front of her;
Aaaw...so cute it is.

 

[Deleted member 76481]

OMG! It's so tiny and cute! Can I take a photo and show it to my friend later? She wouldn't believe me!

 

[Norrbottnia]

...maby we should just be friends instead?

 

[Michioliphant]

You don’t mind genital warts do you?

 

[FloofyNewfie]

I thought everyone's cum was supposed to be green!? When did that change!?

Also...

While knotted: "wanna go for a walk? "

 

[Steven Raccoon]

Can you remove the gerbils from my rectum?

 

[k9pat]

Tomorrow my mother comes to visit us ....

 

[Pillar]

Tomorrow my mother comes to visit us ....

She can join us ?

 

[Michioliphant]

Tomorrow my mother comes to visit us ....

If her mother’s dead? Just take the car keys and go, don’t stop!

 

[saddlebum66]

Can't you read that book in the morning and pay attention?