Top things not to say during sex

[Erja]

Control … Alt ...… Delete

 

[knotinterested]

How about that hahaha

 

[1KnottyGirl]

Not with me your not

 

[DLMEM202]

You said you could take it.....

 

[Fiesta]

What does the fox say!?

 

[Zlob1960]

"And who are you again".......

 

[Fiesta]

So... this is that sex thing huh? Mhmmmmm...

 

[Bigpaws_Bear]

that Old Spice, makes you smell like my dad.

 

[Zlob1960]

I thought it might last longer than 5 seconds

 

[Bigpaws_Bear]

My Bad, I thought you said you were hung like a Donkey, not a door key.

 

[Bigpaws_Bear]

The only part of you I want to see is the top of your head.

 

[CetaceanLover23]

"You should start waxing again."

 

[CetaceanLover23]

*you accidentally spank your own ass and yell out: "MOMMY!!!"*

 

[Fiesta]

?Roooooooooooxanne!?

 

[Furf2b2b]

Don't know Which is Worse ? Your Burp's or Pussy Far's ?

 

[Fiesta]

Rawr x3 nuzzles, pounces on you, uwu you so warm (Ooh) Couldn't help but notice your bulge from across the floor
Nuzzles your necky wecky-tilde murr-tilde, hehe
Unzips your baggy ass pants, oof baby you so musky
Take me home, pet me, and make me yours and don't forget to stuff me
See me wag my widdle baby tail all for your buldgy-wuldgy
Kissies and lickies your neck
I hope daddy likies
Nuzzles and wuzzles your chest (Yuh)
I be (Yeah) gettin’ thirsty

(For those who know xD)

 

[Bigpaws_Bear]

Rawr x3 nuzzles, pounces on you, uwu you so warm (Ooh) Couldn't help but notice your bulge from across the floor
Nuzzles your necky wecky-tilde murr-tilde, hehe
Unzips your baggy ass pants, oof baby you so musky
Take me home, pet me, and make me yours and don't forget to stuff me
See me wag my widdle baby tail all for your buldgy-wuldgy
Kissies and lickies your neck
I hope daddy likies
Nuzzles and wuzzles your chest (Yuh)
I be (Yeah) gettin’ thirsty

(For those who know xD)

Thows his paws to the sky, "it wasn't me.. I swear!"

 

[knotinterested]

Geez my dogs last longer

 

[420Fatty]

Can you go down to her car and get us a condom?

 

[CetaceanLover23]

Girl: What are you doing on your laptop?!!!!!!!
Guy: Spreadsheets.

 

[DLMEM202]

I'm bored

 

[Furf2b2b]

You said ? Put Both Hand's in ? And then Clap ? Tight ?

 

[Zlob1960]

Have you finished yet

 

[420Fatty]

I love you grandma.

 

[Zlob1960]

Grandad did mummy say you could do that

 

[Furf2b2b]

Your 90 yr old Grand Dad , is Bigger , and stay's harder Then you !!

 

[420Fatty]

Ooooh, pudding.

 

[CetaceanLover23]

Are you dead?

 

[Furf2b2b]

YOU must BE BRIT'ISH so cold in BED,Neocolonialism

 

[Zlob1960]

Grandma you want me to put it where!!!