Top things not to say during sex

[Bigpaws_Bear]

~Singing~ this.

 

[Bigpaws_Bear]

Mom is coming over, to join us.

 

[DarkWolfNL]

i wanna stuff you just as much as my girlfriend.

 

[Bigpaws_Bear]

i wanna stuff you just as much as my girlfriend.

Said the Taxidermist.

 

[knotinterested]

I think I'm going to be sick

 

[Bigpaws_Bear]

standing back holding a lighter & shouting "COCK ROCKET!"

 

[viviancisawesome]

Would you like to know how much you can save on your car insurance?

 

[GraceDear]

oh wow my brother has a birthmark on his penis too!

 

[knotinterested]

Hey I heard a great joke ....... oh .. uh ... never mind I'll tell you later

 

[Bigpaws_Bear]

well.., your obviously not a Natural Blonde.

 

[DarkWolfNL]

i think i need another beer to not go limp because of your face

 

[Bigpaws_Bear]

Wait a sec, I need to check my Facebook.

 

[Furf2b2b]

UGH ICK , Your Dog just took a Dump under the X-Mas tree !

 

[Erja]

What? Yes, i always wear my marks.

 

[DarkWolfNL]

hope the doctor calls soon about my SOA tests

 

[Erja]

Hè realy looks like 15 inches, doesn't hè ?

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

That’s nothing like 15 inches

 

[Erja]

My mommy gold me IT was 15, i love my mommy

 

[WitchQueen]

Lets watch tv instead of this

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

You need a new fucking tape measure

 

[DarkWolfNL]

so wanna see my vagina?

 

[Bigpaws_Bear]

Hey! I found that other condom finally!

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

Have you rinsed it out

 

[WitchQueen]

Dogs are better than you

 

[Erja]

Is this a yak yak talking contest or are we having passionate sex

 

[knotinterested]

Don't do that

 

[CK4957 STD]

What is it with you? Just go back to your wife and kids, and as far as you're concerned, nothing happened here.

 

[Bigpaws_Bear]

have you been eating cabbage?

 

[DarkWolfNL]

i should have really washed those sheets

 

[Bigpaws_Bear]

So, that's what a BedBug looks like.