Predict Something About the Next Poster

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Ruben

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Your goal is to predict something correctly about the person who posts after you. Be a good forecaster. Try to predict the truth.
(And don't forget to say whether the previous user's prediction about you was correct.)

My prediction:
The next user to post here is a Zooville member.
 
The next poster will be a Pontificator or Bush Lawyer or Soothsayer or Flim Flammer or Troll ctsy of the Dumpster Swamp
 
Nope.

The next poster happened to be smaller when they were twelve years old than they are now.
 
Woah, that's true. Impressive.

The next poster has the letter E in their username.
 
Hey I can neither confirm or deny that when standing in front of the tiger cage.

The next poster has been drunk at least once in their life
 
🇺🇸 here

the next poster will be a 5 foot 2 and a half inches, female, 42 years olds, with super hairy crotch, just now able to stand after her Great Dane pounded the living daylights out of her, now just about to have pepperoni pizza, drinking an iced rum and cola drink with a straw, ABBA’s “Waterloo” is blasting and the movie Galaxy Quest is playing on the tv.

👌🏻
 
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