Predict Something About the Next Poster

[Cajlatsa]

Nope. I'm using my awesome tongue augmented clitty tip on my VR touch sensitive 100 inch OLED smart surround

TNP indulges in weird fantasies?

 

[YIMBY]

If I indulged it, it wouldn't be a fantasy any more.

The next poster is halfway through a book and have been for a while now.

 

[Puhp]

Does it still count if it's still halfway through a half dozen books?

TNP has had ENOUGH coffee this morning

 

[bee18]

yes

TNP is lazy

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

i friggin wish

TNP has designer clothes somewhere in their wardrobe

 

[bee18]

yes

TNP is still alive

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Wait.............ok, yea just checked I am

TNP is using a laptop

 

[Puhp]

NOPE! Desktop is the way to be!

TNP is d r i n k i n g . t h e i r . c o f f e e

 

[KnotReady]

Yes he is ?

Puhp steps in yard poop

 

[Puhp]

Well, have to admit that it's happened.

TNP HATES when dogwalkers Don't bag up their pet's droppins around the neighborhood.

 

[KnotReady]

Well, have to admit that it's happened.

TNP HATES when dogwalkers Don't bag up their pet's droppins around the neighborhood.

I’ve left a bag of dog poop on a windshield before when someone parked and blocked the sidewalk and i had to walk through wet grass.

 

[Lilcoon]

Tnp needs some breakfast

 

[Cajlatsa]

Eggs over easy ;_)~~~

TNP loves Jalapenos?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

I love spicy food (within reason), so yes

TNP has never ridden a bike

 

[Cajlatsa]

A dyke? never..

TNP is a closet Rev Head?

 

[Puhp]

Cars? Maybe not in the closet ?

TNP LOVES sushi ?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Nope.

TNP has no socks on right now

 

[Puhp]

Shit, dead to rights.

TNP HASN'T HAD THEIR COFFEE YET

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Today is a monster energy drink day lol

TNP has had too much coffee already

 

[Deleted member 76481]

I actually had none today

TNP hates seafood

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Hate is a strong word...........lol

TNP has never had Absinthe

 

[Deleted member 76481]

That would be false

TNP hasn't left the house yet today

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

True, but I have virtual meetings in a few so..........shuddup lol

TNP has no watches

 

[Chiara2003]

Noooo…. Several

Tnp…… 4got 2 eat breakfast

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Yea, maybe lol

TNP likes to drive fast

 

[Puhp]

Guilty! (I'm through with THIS guy)

TNP would give a fuck what kind of pants the son of a bitch who shot them was wearin.

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Are you my cousin Vinny??

TNP would keep the change, being a filthy aminal

 

[Deleted member 76481]

Only if I struggle at the end of the month

TNP has a hole forming on their socks

 

[Cajlatsa]

No. Darned it last night

TNP wears crotchless panties or undies with holes....sometimes?

 

[YIMBY]

If I'm wearing undies with holes it's because I put off doing my washing for too long.

The next poster is hungry.