Post your Sweet Little Lies

[chaosbeliever]

I hate dogs.

 

[ascendtoaccept]

I hate chaos

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

I’ve just had puppies

 

[Pillar]

I don't love the above post. At all.

(Can you PM me where you got that art from?)

 

[420Fatty]

I'm the most confident person here.

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

I’m looking forward to eating turkey next year

 

[Pillar]

I go to parties every day.

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

Life is one long party ?

 

[Pillar]

If only it was...*sigh*.

Now for the next one, I am 8 feet tall.

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

If only it was...*sigh*.

Now for the next one, I am 8 feet tall.

Oh your a midget ? I’m nearly 12 feet in heels

 

[Pillar]

I am not surprised at all that there aren't haven't been any posts since Sunday. ?

 

[ascendtoaccept]

I am very, very wealthy

 

[420Fatty]

My cock is much bigger than yoooours!

 

[Pillar]

That totally is not a Cigaro reference to System of a Down. It's not, I swear!

 

[420Fatty]

I've fucked a sheep,
I've fucked a goat,
I rammed my cock right down it's throat, So What?
SO WHAT?!

 

[ukbiuk]

My boy has never given me a blowjob

 

[Pillar]

I wanna give you a blowjob.

 

[zooznz]

I have never sucked my own cock repeatedly on line till i blew my load in my mouth and swallowed it all ... live on cam

 

[420Fatty]

I've never fallen in love with someone from another country.

 

[Pillar]

I've seen women squirt repeatedly in five minutes IRL.

 

[420Fatty]

I'm sure things will be fine.

 

[CK4957 STD]

I do "it" 2-3 times a year...

 

[Fatmanpride]

Ive never had a 3some with a male and female dog at the same time

 

[420Fatty]

Battlefield 1 is the best Battlefield ever.

 

[Pillar]

I ran around naked today. I got a lot of funny looks from people, told the gays I wasn't interested and had some good looking older women stare at me.

 

[Pillar]

My power went out.

 

[Painted Pony]

My power went on.

 

[Painted Pony]

I couldn't resist.

 

[Painted Pony]

I still don't know how to react to a mare trying to chew my cock off. I only offered it as a favor.

 

[420Fatty]

Patience is my strongest virtue.