Jar crime - fave guilty habits
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saddlebum66
Supreme Citizen of ZV
I'm a spook about such things. Once opened, I refrigerate it even if its not necessarily in need. Having spent most of my career chasing pests, I can say its not much fun discovering cigarette beetles in your red and cayenne pepper, almond moths in the nut can, etc.
sarahsingletono98
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
Pringles. Eat all but a couple. Use rubber cement and glue the top back down. Wait for the “wtf” comment from a roommate 
Kristy
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
Funny! Then swear, without even budging, that you bought it that way and didn't know.Pringles. Eat all but a couple. Use rubber cement and glue the top back down. Wait for the “wtf” comment from a roommate
Kristy
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
I knew someone who did not fridge jam, and it was fine over a three day period that I know of.
Tomato sauce? You HAVE to fridge that right after you make it. Unused, still in a jar, fridge it, and most labels say it's only good for two weeks.
Kristy
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
It never hurts to refrigerate anything, and those are, indeed, very good reasons.
Farmhand640
Zooville Settler
Gotta admit, there is seldom anything left of my favorite snacks lol.
Ice cream for me. Like Saddle, everything else goes in the fridge once opened. But I have a habit of eating my ice cream from the tub, putting it back when I am done. Who needs to dirty a bowl?
Ice cream for me. Like Saddle, everything else goes in the fridge once opened. But I have a habit of eating my ice cream from the tub, putting it back when I am done. Who needs to dirty a bowl?
gnikiv
Zooville Settler
That is fucking disgusting!
It’s only ok if the tub is just for you, but otherwise that’s just nasty.
Kristy
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
Do you REALLY believe that if he was sick, or had germs from some ailment and lived with someone else, he would REALLY do that?!?!
THINK before you refer to someone, or something they do, as "disgusting" or "nasty."
Kristy
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
Just like you, I LOVE eating ice cream in the tub!
Oh...wait...that's not really what you said, is it...
I'm with you. When I open my freezer for ice cream, I have my spoon in hand and at the ready.
Farmhand640
Zooville Settler
I am neither disgusting nor nasty. I wash my tongue first!
Farmhand640
Zooville Settler
Well, since my secret is eating ice cream strait from the tub, I am thinking my peanut butter is taken out of the jar with a knife tyvmBS, all of yall got a peanut butter jar with finger swipes run through it
Well, since my secret is eating ice cream strait from the tub, I am thinking my peanut butter is taken out of the jar with a knife tyvm
All of the gallons of milk in my house have been thoroughly mouthed
Kristy
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
Nearly all my peanut butter is eaten with a spoon. Not by the spoonful, but by the lick.
I'm not joking when I tell you this:
I get a lick, my horse gets a lick, I get a lick, he gets a lick, and on it goes. He could lick an entire spoonful with one swipe of his tongue, so for his licks, I put no more on the spoon than I want him to have in one lick. He doesn't like seeing the lid go back on the jar. If I try to give him a carrot after that, he sniffs it first, checking for peanut butter. No peanut butter on it? He won't take it.
I'm not joking when I tell you this:
I get a lick, my horse gets a lick, I get a lick, he gets a lick, and on it goes. He could lick an entire spoonful with one swipe of his tongue, so for his licks, I put no more on the spoon than I want him to have in one lick. He doesn't like seeing the lid go back on the jar. If I try to give him a carrot after that, he sniffs it first, checking for peanut butter. No peanut butter on it? He won't take it.
Farmhand640
Zooville Settler
I medicate all my horses and dogs like that. Or rolled up in bread. My horses love pb in a bread roll
Farmhand640
Zooville Settler
Not as an adult, but as a kid, oh boy was I in trouble a time or two. Frigging glasses were too high to reach was always my excuse.
All of the gallons of milk in my house have been thoroughly mouthed
UR20Z
Dumpster Diver
With dog jizz?
UR20Z
Dumpster Diver
Nope - I hate the greasy feel peanut butter leaves on my fingers if I dip it out that way, so I always use a spoonBS, all of yall got a peanut butter jar with finger swipes run through it
UR20Z
Dumpster Diver
Yep. Unless it's being poured over cereal or similar, milk goes direct from jug to belly for me. I've never found a glass/cup/other container that's the right size - either they're too damned small to hold enough and you gotta refill umpteen times, or they're so big that they don't get finished, which is an unforgivable waste. Straight out of the jug is always "just the right amount".
All of the gallons of milk in my house have been thoroughly mouthed
Kristy
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
My Dad forbade milk to EVER be poured out into the sink. Today, I can never do that to any glass of milk I can't finish. Not even a little. It's just fine, sitting in the fridge until next time, or poured back in the jug.
Adaptation = Survival! Sneak a sip and run!
UR20Z
Dumpster Diver
I think I like your dad
I mix my peanutbutter and jelly in a glass before applying it to the bread and i believe peanut utter is the most viscous, edible thing to exist.. hot water and soap barely fake it offNope - I hate the greasy feel peanut butter leaves on my fingers if I dip it out that way, so I always use a spoon
saddlebum66
Supreme Citizen of ZV
Yep...even when ya got a kitchen bitch to do the dirties, why add an extra step to a process?
We were thoroughly blasted if the trash got the left overs instead of the doggies.. I scold the house now if our scraps aren't fed to the mongarals!
UR20Z
Dumpster Diver
Exactly my point. About the only thing that'll take it off "proper" is gasoline or GOJO/GOJO clone - for some brands of PB, maybe BOTH.