CK4957 STD
Citizen of Zooville
If you ruled the world, what would you do?
If you ruled the World...
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CetaceanLover23
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
I’d obviously legalize zoophilia. Put a ban on keeping marine mammals in captivity, bring back vcr’s and video cassette, revive analog tv (because it was free), ban global large scale industrial fishing operations and only allow small scale individual fishing to preserve the ocean, anyone caught poaching will be severely punished, make Honey Comb cereal great again, and go back to cars from the 20’s-70’s (but making them environmentally friendly).
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mares4me
Guest
I would have a harem of mares and rename the planet to "Zeta"
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shrimpsoda
Guest
I would put an end to cultural marxism.
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Red Eagle
Guest
burn at the stake any one who uses the word 'hella' xD
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mares4me
Guest
I would make it a custom for every male to lick an animal's pussy upon becoming an adult. They'll have the choice of which one.
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Dm2192
Guest
I'd rid the world of all the hatred, greed, and corruption that plagues it to this day.
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mares4me
Guest
I would make zoophilia legal because I said so.
alexagryphon
Tourist
A puppy for everyone, and no more war...
Muttlieclue
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
Would not be many humans left on the planet, and bet the air would be a lot better to breathe over time..
Muttlieclue
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
Don't know about a puppy for everyone, some people can't care for themselves, let alone a puppy, some can't take care of the dog they have now. But sure if you ruled the world, those type of people will not be around any more.
Muttlieclue
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
LOL... I bet, you will have enough taking care of what you are doing now. LOL...
KinkLink
Tourist
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mares4me
Guest
I would enjoy the company of as many mares as I could before someone inevitably assassinates me.
Wasbitchpolly
Prized Citizen of ZV
I’d give the job a miss
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mares4me
Guest
I would serve the people instead of the other way around.
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Red Eagle
Guest
awwwww that's no fun
BlackMesa1998
Tourist
Legalize Zoophilia, ban fucking twilight, and anything having to do with "sexy" vampires, and force any fans of twilight to sit and watch The Strain from beginning to end. And...I don't know what else really, lol
Wasbitchpolly
Prized Citizen of ZV
I’d ban the X factor in general and Simon cowell in particular
K9trucker
Citizen of Zooville
pinkstray
Tourist
As in long pig? Hmmmmm....
K9trucker
Citizen of Zooville
loll idk honestly sounded funnier in my head with all the cartoon animalsdancing around
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TeslaModel3
Guest
Make zoophilia and interspecies sex legal, and then pass off the job to someone else. Definitely don't want to be in charge unless I can print myself an endless supply of money for me and my family for generations.
pinkstray
Tourist
Imagine the level of outrage created by mandating that farm animals be treated with humanity and dignity. Being raised for food means existing for the purposes of killing as food stock (perhaps humanely - but largely not). My change upon the world would include a hard halt to the hypocrisy that cows/chickens/pigs are treated while as living beings
Wasbitchpolly
Prized Citizen of ZV
If I ruled the world brexit would be over and done with
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DLMEM202
Guest
If I ruled the world I have the following tag teamed by dogs tonsee who could cope with the most - @Wasbitchpolly @K9funfan @knotinterested
Even if I lost I know that I would enjoy every minute of it.