If you had three wishes, what would they be??

Some natural mechanism to regulate world population to a sustainable level that leaves lots of room for low density population.

intentional Stupidity to be painful and lying even more so

death to not suck, when it is time it just quietly happens in ones sleep, suppose that'd tie into #1
 
1) A wife who loves cooking, cleaning, sewing, renasance fairs, swimming and loves sex with me and animals.
2) All the Bitcoin in lost and abandoned wallets is transferred to my wallet and these transfers are verified as legitimate on the Blockchain.


3) permanent prime of life youth for me and the wife. Me at mid thirties her, well whatever age she wants. I'm sure immortality will eventually get old but my God the projects I could start and the projects I could drag home if I knew I would have forever to finish them.
 
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AtomicCookie said:
Aww thanks! I said 27 because by then you are taken halfway seriously by other people. You're not seen as being immature but if you do something immature people are like, 'well, do it while you're still young.' And my body was at its peak then lol.
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Ah, I misunderstood, I assumed you were 27. I guess I have something to look forward to though, being taken more seriously that is, good news!
 
1) I wish for stupidity to be painful in direct proportion to the level of stupid exhibited, up to and including being fatal.
2) I wish all warning labels, safety covers, protective structures, guards, interlocks, and similar "let's promote the level of stupidity in the human race by protecting idiots from the consequences of their own idiotic actions" devices cease to exist, allowing idiots to easily remove themselves from the gene-pool as rapidly as possible.
3) I wish all politicians currently in office to be instantly transported, exactly as they stand at this precise moment, whether that be stark naked, or fully dressed, with no possessions or supplies other than what they have in their hands at this very instant, to the surface of Mars.
 
100 Billion Dollars "THat should be enough to live comfortably"
A Farm in a rural area, with all my favorite Hand selected animals.
A Group of Strong Men, To happily do all the hard labor on above mentioned Farm, For minimum wage.

YES , That would be all 🙃
 
UR20Z said:
2) I wish all warning labels, safety covers, protective structures, guards, interlocks, and similar "let's promote the level of stupidity in the human race by protecting idiots from the consequences of their own idiotic actions" devices cease to exist, allowing idiots to easily remove themselves from the gene-pool as rapidly as possible.
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Some moron put his eye out trying to open a can with a knife.
As a result - that's it... 👇

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Elven&Werewolf said:
1. ¡Me gustaría hablar todos los idiomas del mundo!
2. Acabar con las religiones con reglas dañinas y humillantes y con líderes que siguen cualquier tipo de extremismo.
3. Crear un país independiente (aprobado por la ONU, la UE y otros países) para las personas que participan en zoológicos y otras minorías sexuales.
Por supuesto que ningún régimen, la gente puede votar por el presidente del zoológico y el gobierno del zoológico.😉

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1.) Unlimited supply of alcohol.

2.) Own every single record/demo that has ever existed.

3.) Annihilation of humanity.
 
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