If you had three wishes, what would they be??

[UR20Z]

1) I wish for stupidity to be painful in direct proportion to the level of stupid exhibited, up to and including being fatal.
2) I wish all warning labels, safety covers, protective structures, guards, interlocks, and similar "let's promote the level of stupidity in the human race by protecting idiots from the consequences of their own idiotic actions" devices cease to exist, allowing idiots to easily remove themselves from the gene-pool as rapidly as possible.
3) I wish all politicians currently in office to be instantly transported, exactly as they stand at this precise moment, whether that be stark naked, or fully dressed, with no possessions or supplies other than what they have in their hands at this very instant, to the surface of Mars.

 

[SovetskiyKozel]

100 Billion Dollars "THat should be enough to live comfortably"
A Farm in a rural area, with all my favorite Hand selected animals.
A Group of Strong Men, To happily do all the hard labor on above mentioned Farm, For minimum wage.

YES , That would be all ?

 

[Valkiria]

2) I wish all warning labels, safety covers, protective structures, guards, interlocks, and similar "let's promote the level of stupidity in the human race by protecting idiots from the consequences of their own idiotic actions" devices cease to exist, allowing idiots to easily remove themselves from the gene-pool as rapidly as possible.

Some moron put his eye out trying to open a can with a knife.
As a result - that's it... ?

 

[Xorolla]

1. ¡Me gustaría hablar todos los idiomas del mundo!
2. Acabar con las religiones con reglas dañinas y humillantes y con líderes que siguen cualquier tipo de extremismo.
3. Crear un país independiente (aprobado por la ONU, la UE y otros países) para las personas que participan en zoológicos y otras minorías sexuales.
Por supuesto que ningún régimen, la gente puede votar por el presidente del zoológico y el gobierno del zoológico.?

meg

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[UR20Z]

Some moron put his eye out trying to open a can with a knife.
As a result - that's it... ?

Depressing, ain't it?

 

[Valkiria]

Depressing, ain't it?

Depressing... maybe. But most of all - a true example of the intellectual collapse of the human race.

 

[Leda and the Swan]

Kill all humans that throw litter in the street

Get all plastic out the ocean

true satisfaction & peace on a core level, no matter the circumstances

 

[leventura]

Kill all humans that throw litter in the street

Get all plastic out the ocean

true satisfaction & peace on a core level, no matter the circumstances

yea I'd also nuke India and China

 

[wishboner]

1. Unlimited wishes
2. Time Machine
3. Spaceship with warp drive

 

[EvaMentok]

1. Invulnerability
2. A world without prejudice
3. Longer life for your loved ones regardless of species

 

[dogandponyshow]

1. For every person to make a minimum livable income.
2. End all fascism.
3. A gorgeous robot boyfriend (like the ones from Westworld) that does everything I need and want.

 

[dogandponyshow]

Some moron put his eye out trying to open a can with a knife.
As a result - that's it... ?

i love these though, that’s 30 less seconds between me and eating it cold out of the can when i’m in feral depression mode ?

 

[iwanttobeabottom]

To disappear from existence entirely with no trace of ever having been

Disregard the other two. Don't need them.

 

[iwanttobeabottom]

100 Billion Dollars "THat should be enough to live comfortably"
A Farm in a rural area, with all my favorite Hand selected animals.
A Group of Strong Men, To happily do all the hard labor on above mentioned Farm, For minimum wage.

YES , That would be all ?

You have $100 billion

But you won't pay the workers that are doing all your hard work anything more than minimum wage????

Fuck that shit. The only hard work I would do is digging a shallow grave to put your cheapskate ass in.

 

[FantasyUnicorn]

-Better mental health for everyone on this planet
-More fairness in taxes and other expenses (rent, electricity etc, food/groceries/necessities are the same, depends on your income/fortune) (considering the difference between "the poor" and "the rich") (the lesser fortunate people should pay less in general taxes, and the more fortunate should pay more, reather based on income, if that makes sense)
-No more fucking warfare (war, school shootings, gang rivalry etc)

 

[FantasyUnicorn]

To disappear from existence entirely with no trace of ever having been

Disregard the other two. Don't need them.

Feels tho

 

[iwanttobeabottom]

Feels tho

Nice username

 

[FantasyUnicorn]

Nice username

Hah thanks

 

[HDL4321]

(You aren't allowed to ask for more wishes)



1) that the pain would stop

2) wish I was shorter

3) lots and lots of money

1) My wife would be ok with a closed triade with another woman
2) I had multiple successful business that provided the ability to start other businesses and to be able to travel when and were I wanted
3) Be able to provide and help my family and good friends with whatever they needed or wanted.

 

[dogandponyshow]

You have $100 billion But you won't pay the workers that are doing all your hard work anything more than minimum wage???? Fuck that shit. The only hard work I would do is digging a shallow grave to put your cheapskate ass in.

i can’t believe he said a group of strong men and it wasn’t for sex reasons tbh

 

[K9D]

1) silver labrador
2) great dane sized rottweiler
3) a pack of wolves

 

[Valkiria]

1) silver labrador
2) great dane sized rottweiler
3) a pack of wolves

Do you know how much money you will spend every day on food?

 

[K9D]

Do you know how much money you will spend every day on food?

I can afford it

 

[SxaBeast]

Do you know how much money you will spend every day on food?

Just go to the playground.

Free wishes are communism. Why do you think Santa is red?

 

[Foxgoblin85]

I’d wish to meet and fall in love with a gorgeous zoo guy
I’d wish for the good health for everyone I loved
And I’d wish for myself and everyone in my family to be rich

 

[Cookiecaretaker]

Why do you think Santa is red?

coca cola

 

[SxaBeast]

coca cola

Commie water

 

[Cookiecaretaker]

Commie water

gimme my sugar water!

 

[cinædi]

More money
More sex
Guilt free unlimited calories