Ted Danson Machine
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
well, the shower gel I used moisturizes, so my skin is soft, and I guess it feels sexy...so a 7? lol
But....gorillas are adorable. Even mangled lolWell considering I look like a hairless gorilla that's been hit by a freight train then electrocuted and then smashed by boulders and beat the hell about a negative 7,682 that's on a good day
I've actually had people tell me I am too ugly to be their friend. I have went to meet to see new people and they have got up and left after they saw me. On any dating site that I'm on my pictures not there but the minute I send it to somebody they quit talking to me.But....gorillas are adorable. Even mangled lol
Honestly most people take it that I'm a dick but it's because most people treat me like shit so I honestly don't care anymore. The people I met off of here most of them have treated me like shit or have used me. I know very few of these people all I see is what they write and by that I could judge everything I want of about them and most of them are assholes.I don't care how attractive someone is, it is disgusting to do something like that to another human being. Sorry you have dealt with some scum of the earth individuals. But honestly I think the "i don't care, i'm doing me" attitude is pretty bad ass
well, i don't think you're a dick. I think you're just honest lolHonestly most people take it that I'm a dick but it's because most people treat me like shit so I honestly don't care anymore. The people I met off of here most of them have treated me like shit or have used me. I know very few of these people all I see is what they write and by that I could judge everything I want of about them and most of them are assholes.
Got my farm got my dogs got my horses got my sheeps got my animals I'm happy.
With that attitude nothing more than a solid 2, I don't care how pretty you think you are.Well... 11 and half
It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again!well, the shower gel I used moisturizes, so my skin is soft, and I guess it feels sexy...so a 7? lol
Don't threaten me with a good timeIt puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again!
Copy that. In the next life I prom to be your dream bitch.With that attitude nothing more than a solid 2, I don't care how pretty you think you are.
Can you be mine in this life tho?Copy that. In the next life I prom to be your dream bitch.
Nah, solitude is a better mistress than you'd be.Copy that. In the next life I prom to be your dream bitch.
Great. I won't give any effort for you and you won't deal with me anymore. Win-win.Nah, solitude is a better mistress than you'd be.
Get over yourself.Jeez, gang. I was feeling all superduper sexy, and then seeing some nonsense argument based on a misunderstanding ... made me feel even smarter and sexier!
Up to a 7!
Dumpster fire is that way, palGet over yourself.
Nah, get that ego in check.Dumpster fire is that way, pal
I see you forgot to look in the mirror.Only ego here is yours, friend: Hubris. It ain’t just for breakfast anymore.