Ted Danson Machine
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
well, the shower gel I used moisturizes, so my skin is soft, and I guess it feels sexy...so a 7? lol
How sexy do you feel
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Animallover
Citizen of Zooville
Well considering I look like a hairless gorilla that's been hit by a freight train then electrocuted and then smashed by boulders and beat the hell about a negative 7,682 that's on a good day
Ted Danson Machine
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
But....gorillas are adorable. Even mangled lol
Animallover
Citizen of Zooville
I've actually had people tell me I am too ugly to be their friend. I have went to meet to see new people and they have got up and left after they saw me. On any dating site that I'm on my pictures not there but the minute I send it to somebody they quit talking to me.
So I take that as I am ugly as shit but I don't care because my animals still love me. Honestly I wish that's how humans were but most of them are so narcissistic that they can't even see past their own fucking assholes to see the world for what it actually is.
Ted Danson Machine
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
I don't care how attractive someone is, it is disgusting to do something like that to another human being. Sorry you have dealt with some scum of the earth individuals. But honestly I think the "i don't care, i'm doing me" attitude is pretty bad ass
Animallover
Citizen of Zooville
Honestly most people take it that I'm a dick but it's because most people treat me like shit so I honestly don't care anymore. The people I met off of here most of them have treated me like shit or have used me. I know very few of these people all I see is what they write and by that I could judge everything I want of about them and most of them are assholes.
Got my farm got my dogs got my horses got my sheeps got my animals I'm happy.
Ted Danson Machine
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
well, i don't think you're a dick. I think you're just honest lol
ziggyhoof2
Tourist
I feel like a 3...but hey, there is a Sexy Dog that treats me like a 20 <3
Chiara2003
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
I’m exhausted n feeling like a “4”
Ted Danson Machine
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
Had a good time today. Feel like a 9
Davenchurch
Lurker
I have low self esteem so 4~5...my partner says I'm cute but that's a different vibe than sexy 
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Guest
0. Feeling sexy sounds 
farmergalwi
Tourist
Maybe a 6 or 7.
With that attitude nothing more than a solid 2, I don't care how pretty you think you are.
Puhp
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again!
Ted Danson Machine
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
Don't threaten me with a good time
Valkiria
Citizen of Zooville
Copy that. In the next life I prom to be your dream bitch.
Ted Danson Machine
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
Can you be mine in this life tho?
lol
Nah, solitude is a better mistress than you'd be.
Valkiria
Citizen of Zooville
Great. I won't give any effort for you and you won't deal with me anymore. Win-win.
Get over yourself.Jeez, gang. I was feeling all superduper sexy, and then seeing some nonsense argument based on a misunderstanding ... made me feel even smarter and sexier!
Up to a 7!
Puhp
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
Dumpster fire is that way, palGet over yourself.
Nah, get that ego in check.
I see you forgot to look in the mirror.