DanChrist
Citizen of Zooville
Okay. I will offer a little advice that will help. Talk to girls who like to read books, particularly, vampire and werewolf books. These girls usually fantasize about it but never tell anyone. Look for animal rights activists who do volunteer work as shelters. Trust me! A lot of those girls are hypocrites for many of them are closet zoos. I knew this place that had an animal shelter with a foster program and certain dogs would stay with the volunteers. You people would think that it is the dog with the 10" dick that gets taken home the most. Nope, it's the dog with the 12" tongue that the girls love. I know because I overheard them talk about it.
Look for the girl who walks alone downtown with a Shepherd or Dane; you'll notice that the dog is always male. The hard part is getting her to talk. I think the best thing would be to drop a hint that you are also a Zoo. Smile and say, "M'am that is the sexiest looking dog. I've ever seen. He's certainly a stud," say it kind of jokingly so that you don't come off as creepy. If she says "Thank you," with a smile then tell her, "Well don't get him neutered. that would be a tragedy. He reminds of my dog." Then show her a picture of your dog, and talk about dog issues that only an owner would no about. If you can keep the conversation rolling for an hour than ask for her number.
Stay away from religious girls. If you try that route then tell them that Jesus never condemned it. Mark 16:15 And he said unto them, Go ye into all the world, and preach the gospel to every creature. Galatians 5:14 All the Law says can be summed up in the command to love others [..and animals] as much as you love yourself. Proverbs 12:10, NIV: "The righteous (women) care for the (sexual) needs of their animals, but the kindest acts of the wicked (animal abusers) are cruel." It's a shot in the dark but it might work on a Christian girl. Like I said try to avoid those types.
Own a dog yourself and take it to the park. Many girls will come to you and talk. Women will deny that they like zoo, but I can't begin to tell you how many times I have seen a girl walk up to a guy and talk to him about his dog. They only do this with dogs with huge dicks; they don't do that with chihuahua owners.
If you manage to get a girl into your bed. Pour a few glasses of wine. Once she has had about three glasses then pop in an episode of South Park called Stan's Gay Dog. Have your dog or her dog get into bed and dare her to play red-rocket. Hopes this helps.
Look for the girl who walks alone downtown with a Shepherd or Dane; you'll notice that the dog is always male. The hard part is getting her to talk. I think the best thing would be to drop a hint that you are also a Zoo. Smile and say, "M'am that is the sexiest looking dog. I've ever seen. He's certainly a stud," say it kind of jokingly so that you don't come off as creepy. If she says "Thank you," with a smile then tell her, "Well don't get him neutered. that would be a tragedy. He reminds of my dog." Then show her a picture of your dog, and talk about dog issues that only an owner would no about. If you can keep the conversation rolling for an hour than ask for her number.
Stay away from religious girls. If you try that route then tell them that Jesus never condemned it. Mark 16:15 And he said unto them, Go ye into all the world, and preach the gospel to every creature. Galatians 5:14 All the Law says can be summed up in the command to love others [..and animals] as much as you love yourself. Proverbs 12:10, NIV: "The righteous (women) care for the (sexual) needs of their animals, but the kindest acts of the wicked (animal abusers) are cruel." It's a shot in the dark but it might work on a Christian girl. Like I said try to avoid those types.
Own a dog yourself and take it to the park. Many girls will come to you and talk. Women will deny that they like zoo, but I can't begin to tell you how many times I have seen a girl walk up to a guy and talk to him about his dog. They only do this with dogs with huge dicks; they don't do that with chihuahua owners.
If you manage to get a girl into your bed. Pour a few glasses of wine. Once she has had about three glasses then pop in an episode of South Park called Stan's Gay Dog. Have your dog or her dog get into bed and dare her to play red-rocket. Hopes this helps.
