Horse oral dangerous?

UR20Z said:
(I wonder what kind of nincompoops whoever published this article is relying on for their (mis)information?)
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My best guess is AI generated clickbait. It's not like the average reader proofchecks this shit.
"The number of fatal cases of zoophilic fellatio is estimated each year at around ten"
I mean come on now.
 
canecorso said:
"The number of fatal cases of zoophilic fellatio is estimated each year at around ten"
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It might be more. Where are all the zoos with alligators?
Zooflyer said:
Now I'm just imagining a horse hovering off the ground while cumming. like those videos of people trying to fly by pointing pressure washers at the ground. :LOL:
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Or horse racing where whoever is behind you while jumping gets a facial.
 
How does beast porn stars do it? Do they really make the horse cum in their mouth or just fill their mouth with a substance that looks like cum and spit it out at the right moment?
 
SweetSissyBoy said:
How does beast porn stars do it? Do they really make the horse cum in their mouth or just fill their mouth with a substance that looks like cum and spit it out at the right moment?
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90+% of the time, they're spitting yogurt or simliar. There might be one or two who actually succeed in getting a stallion off, but damn near all "horse cum" you see in videos is 100% fakery.
 
UR20Z said:
90+% of the time, they're spitting yogurt or simliar. There might be one or two who actually succeed in getting a stallion off, but damn near all "horse cum" you see in videos is 100% fakery.
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Oh that's disappointing, I was so jealous of them :cry:
 
I have had limited experience because I am mostly a mare guy. However, I had tried to get my stud off a few times orally, only to have him go soft. There are several triggers they need to really get going, including mounting. So I let my boy mount a mare in heat, and diverted his cock into my mouth.

He gave several hard thrusts and began to flare. I realized that I could not get disconnected at that point, and I did want the total experience. A few seconds later he started to ejaculate and I could not swallow fast enough. Suddenly I was very worried about getting his wad down my lungs, but in the end it came out my nose! Then I could not breath, and almost panicked. However, he quickly went soft and popped out of my mouth. The mare was disappointed, but luckily did not kick me for fucking up her date.

Later I was telling a zoo friend and he confided that he took a load into his lungs and had to be admitted to the hospital when it caused pneumonia! I did not ask him how he explained that :)

Would I recommend it as a bucket list sort of thing? Only as the last item! I have never tried it since. I have nursed a couple of mares, and that is a bit scary too. You have to be really good friends with them before you do either of those.
 
pes said:
How dangerous?
You can drown in horse cum just like in any other cum. :D
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boy now that would be a fun way to go... drowned in cum only because there's so much i couldn't swallow it all. challenge accepted! ;-)
 
joshl72 said:
boy now that would be a fun way to go... drowned in cum only because there's so much i couldn't swallow it all. challenge accepted! ;-)
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You clowns that say crap like this are absolutely, mind-bogglingly stupid.

Here's some reality for you: drowning (or even coming close) is, based on reports from survivors, only slightly less unpleasant than burning alive, and not much better than being literally tortured to death.

You run your yap that you'd be thrilled to die that way, but I guarantee that if you were ever in that situation, you'd be screaming (if you were capable) desperately for it to stop.

Quit being a moron making statements like this. It doesn't impress anybody - it only confirms that you don't have the smarts that god gave a goldfish.
 
UR20Z said:
You clowns that say crap like this are absolutely, mind-bogglingly stupid.

Here's some reality for you: drowning (or even coming close) is, based on reports from survivors, only slightly less unpleasant than burning alive, and not much better than being literally tortured to death.

You run your yap that you'd be thrilled to die that way, but I guarantee that if you were ever in that situation, you'd be screaming (if you were capable) desperately for it to stop.

Quit being a moron making statements like this. It doesn't impress anybody - it only confirms that you don't have the smarts that god gave a goldfish.
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oh look, we found that one guy who always has to be serious.
pillock. it must be sad to be incapable of not understanding when someone is jesting. sod off.
 
joshl72 said:
oh look, we found that one guy who always has to be serious.
pillock. it must be sad to be incapable of not understanding when someone is jesting. sod off.
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Thank you for being an absolutely perfect demonstration of my point. Grow up and act like a rational human being. That includes recognizing when "fun and games" is appropriate. In a (mostly, anyway) serious discussion where newbs are showing up asking questions whose answers can be the difference between life-and-death, it isn't appropriate at all.
 
Lmfao at this title. The honest answer is that Horses, like some big dogs, are just dumb sometimes. They can be having a pleasurable time thanks to your mouth, but then suddenly get spooked by a moth and kick you in the fucking spine
 
pes said:
Yes, there are numerous dangers involved.
1. You might end up liking it.
2. It is a large, heavy, powerful animal and he might slap you with his cock.
3. If you are successful, you could get a pretty large dose of sticky substance in you hair, yucky.

4. Obviously you have to know the animal and the expected behavior. If you do not know what you are doing, it could be dangerous because it is a large and heavy animal. Thrusts are pretty powerful and being in the wrong place might get you hurt.
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Pretty much summed up the thread lmao.
 
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