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Have you tried sex with a dog in the park at midnight?

Wolfmanzoo said:
TL; DR! I've been a zoo for over 40+ years, and doing this BS out in public is not only dangerous BUT STUPID! No one is being high and mighty; it's called SAFETY and having some common fucking sense! Do it in your private confines, close your doors, blinds, and curtains, and do your thing!

Being an arrogant smartass will get you nowhere! No matter how butthurt you get, facts don't care about your little feelings!

There is a first time for everything and all it takes is ONE MISTAKE AND IT IS ALL OVER! People now have cell phones AND DRONES!

AND YES, being that you started a conversation PUBLICLY, you also open yourself up to some constructive criticism, especially when it comes to being flamboyant and putting your lives at risk! Technology is constantly changing, and so are the chances of getting caught doing something very stupid!

Perhaps if you get all butthurt by someone that does care about your safety and the safety of your mates, you may not want to post! I won't stop giving advice, especially when I do care what happens, or see an idiot in the news that's gotten caught with their pants down because they thought that they knew everything, regardless of their sexual preferences!

So sit back, chill out, and be grateful that someone does care about you and your mates! GROW THE FUCK UP! Silence is golden and perhaps, you might learn something!
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You're full of shit, you don't give a fuck about anyone but your own self-righteous Ego! You keep spoutin off all this bullshit like we don't know any of the Risks or Repercussions AGAIN I HAVE TO SAY THAT IT IS ALL A CHAT! No one is trying to start a Reckless Revolution here.

No one is denying Facts and being a Zoo longer than me doesn't mean you get to talk down to me Asshole! I don't know you and I don't want to fucking know you, a Condescending person has no place in my life. Especially when you keep saying that you are just trying to help us keep safe, you need to open up your Old Timey "Old dog can't learn new tricks" mind and accept that people can have conversations about subjects that your Controlling Conservative Soul doesn't agree with.

You reminding me that Technology is changing everyday is the Condescending shit I am talking about! No fucking Duh! Technology is constantly changing, old fuckers like you are the only that learn this shit last and then repeat it to us that ALREADY KNOW! You sound like my elderly Mom when she feels the need to remind me that I can watch Netflix on my phone.

Oh and if you TRULY did "Care about Me and my Mates" you would've opened up a dialogue with me and got to know me to understand why or what I was originally talking about. You Don't Fucking Care about anyone, your first instinct was to publicly shame, that's not Caring.. that's Gloating you moron. If you had any respect for me or anyone else that you have publicly shamed, you would've made that effort to understand. But YOU DON'T FUCKING CARE! You are just an out of touch control freak, that's probably why you are saying shit like Butthurt. As if that's gonna either hurt my feelings or make me fly off the rails. It's just another way for you to deter the subject away from the fact that you were trying to Dictate a conversation between two people that were speaking freely. WE KNOW THE RISKS AND WE KNOW OUR HOMETOWNS, LIFESTYLES and WE KNOW HOW TO CONDUCT OURSELVES IRL!!!

You said that Many of You and Your Partners PAID THE ULTIMATE PRICE, NO ONE IS IGNORING THAT and IF you did ever get caught and paid that Price. That was YOU stop projecting your recklessness on others, not everyone is as dumb as you were! I called you Conservative because you sound like a Trump Supporter that thinks I need FORCED advice and guidance... I don't! You have NOTHING to offer me, that is WORTHY of my time and respect.

OH AND I WASN'T THE ORIGINAL POSTER, DUMBASS!!! THERE ARE NO "OTHERS" COMMENTING ON MY COMMENT, JUST YOU!!! YOU STUPID NAZI.
 
TL; DR! Please, just STFU and move on! You've only proven that liberalism is a disease! Thanks for reaffirming my conversion, since you somehow know of my political views! I'll probably see you on the 10:00 news very soon! I feel sorry for your animals, you fucking impersonal moron! A future Darwin Award Winner is what you are! You truly sound like a Nazi as Nazis are originally DEMOCRATS! YOU ARE SUPPORTING THIS CARELESS ASSED BULLSHIT!

IDIOTS DO NOT DESERVE RESPECT, KAREN! YOU COULD CARE LESS ABOUT YOUR CARELESS THRILLS AND THE DANGERS YOU PUT YOUR ANIMALS IN BY DOING THIS DUMB SHIT! YOU ARE NOT A ZOO, BUT A BESTIALIST! YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT THE WELFARE OF YOUR MATES!!! PERIOD!!!
 
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Wolfmanzoo said:
Only someone that is demented, that thinks that putting lives in jeopardy is a laughing matter would think that it's funny only proves and justifies my point, as you're truly sick!
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I was laughing at you for proving my point that you are just a Control Freak that is as closed minded as a Conservative Trump Hatemonger. You don't know me at all and the fact that you created this idea of me being reckless and putting my K9 Husband in danger as if it were a everyday on the hour risk, is just showing how you would rather make up shit to help you push your own controlling ideas.
I can't help but reiterate that your desperate need to control the way people think and conduct themselves is a very Nazi way of doing things, Shame and Punish everyone for not doing as you say and harass them into submission until they agree to be exactly like you!
I will not bow down to your close minded attacks. YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT ME AND YOU DON'T HAVE A SAY IN WHAT I EXPERIENCE.
You can continue to Passive-Aggressively force the fear of getting caught on me, but I already know that you dense moron. Just like we all take the risk of loving our animal partners, I take the risk of doing it in public places with the full knowledge of the consequences of getting caught, that is my choice... NOT YOURS! So try to understand that YOU don't get to make my (OR ANYONE ELSE'S) choices, nor do YOU get to shame me for it. As I have already proven, YOU don't give a shit about anyone else. YOU just antagonize people for whatever sad reason you have!
 
OffgridK9lover said:
it is like playing Russian roulette, it doesn't matter all the times you get away with it, it is the one time you don't it will be life destroying, for you metaphorically for your dogs literally

So your are Narcissistic and myopic enough to not grasp long term consequences is all your post says about you thus far. I pitty those around you as when you do finaly lose that spin, others will be caught up in the splatter
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Well, good for you! I don't care what you think of me or what I do. You don't know me or how I live my day to day life... go ahead keep thinking this one sided self righteous idea of a person you know jack shit about! If the idea that some people can have a conversation about exciting sexual experiences they had in the past, DESTROYS your perfectly controlled world... then that is an issue you can handle alone! Your need to shame people for talking and experiencing is not my responsibility to appease.
 
OffgridK9lover said:
another thrill is seeing how long you can stand in front of a train! same thing as that and equally fucking retarded. Life is short, sorter when retarded, don't be retarded, if not for your self then for the sake of those around you whom will be the ones left cleaning up the mess for when, not if, it all goes wrong.
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You can stand in front of a train and rid us all of your controlling one sided personality!
 
OffgridK9lover said:
Whelp, guess we'll be seeing you in the tabloids in some point

When I was a kid Digital cameras where just becoming a consumer idea, now days they're all most smaller than your brain, and amazingly clear at night and every where and any where, Ultra 4K night vision wireless internet connect PTZ cameras your average mom and pop can afford.

Even the police are getting caught doing dumb shit on them, trail cams 90 bucks, cheaper when on sale, and then there is you "Muh doggah n me fook every where in town, me safe, me invisible"

I'd bet dollars to donuts you're all ready on video, with luck they will just get a luagh and keep it as a trophy, but you will get that one uptight fucker that can't get laid and they'll report it faster than greased lightning
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Good for you that you caught up with the rest of us on the public knowledge of state of the art security cameras.
 
OffgridK9lover said:
Ya what's that say about you that you don't seem to grasp the danger of them to idiots like your self?
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You don't know shit about me, from your context you seem to think I am out here trying to post up in front all these cameras you think are hidden in every nook and cranny! So how about you calm yourself, take a breath and grasp the idea that I can handle myself and my husband. Maybe worry about you and your life, try to find something that will relax you and will bring you peace. Cause this unnecessary attempt to make me comply with your rules and obey to your hollow gesture of helping me, is pathetic.
 
OffgridK9lover said:
To correct your mental malefunction, Telling you the end consequences of doing stupid risky shit that endangers you and your mate is not controlling you, if you want to fuck a light socket after being warned go ahead, every one needs a good luagh, but the unforgivable thing is endangering the animals, to which all you get is a "fuck you irresponsible nitwit" from those of us that been on this rock for a good while.

To which such a level of cognitive fuck up does indeed make you a special kind of stupid, learn how words work!
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Well, you complete Moron. Saying that you are trying to Control Me, comes from your constant reiteration of what I am doing wrong. As far as my Husband is concerned, he and I having sex in a public park at midnight and it's a park I have spent a GREAT portion of my life in. I Know my hometown and I know how things work in it, so when I saw I know what I am doing. That means I know which parks are safe for him and I to be alone in, if you can get your Close Minded pea-brain out of your insanely tight ass and accept that in my hometown. YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT IT, I know every park and I know what I am doing.
This wouldn't have been such a fucking issue with you if it wasn't in a Post wanting to have a playful conversation about the experiences. Because plenty of people on this site have talked about having sex in their Backyards, the Woods near their home, Open Fields in random places and anyone can get caught ANYWHERE! But you assholes don't seem to be jumping down those peoples throats as they "Confess" those experiences. You condescending jack ass saw a Post you interpreted as a "Celebration" of doing something your close minded ass deemed unworthy of being spoken so freely in your world and you did as every control freak does and "You decided to Educate a bunch of RETARDS!" (as you so pleasantly called us in an earlier comment.).
So, You. You delicate Princess are the special kind of stupid to me!
 
OffgridK9lover said:
Again go ahead and fuck that light socket, just that day when you discover some one left the switch on you'll have no one to blame other then your self for taking needles risks at the expense of your mates life for a cheap thrill.

Your to narcissistic and myopic to grasp shit is rapidly changing and the risk just keeps going up, that's on you, you're a lost cause, for what ever the cognitive defect is, this just serves as a warning to the more intelligent folk to not do retarded shit as you do.

So congrats on serving as a warning. Fun fact, right now you sound like every drug addict I have ever had to deal with in a past profession.
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What is this narrative you have in your head. You keep talking as though, what you are saying has any weight, It doesn't! I am not the one that is Narcissistic and Myopic, you keep saying shit as if I am in anyway inclined to accept it as relevant. You have earned NO respect to say shit to me that will change my life, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnddddd you keep repeating yourself as though your opinion is welcomed with me. As someone that has had both Personal and Professional experience in helping people with Addictions, I can say YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT ADDICTION EITHER! Maybe stay in your lane and push your beliefs on to someone that is willing to be obedient to you in all the ways that you demand.
 
KadeBoltz said:
Good for you that you caught up with the rest of us on the public knowledge of state of the art security cameras.
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Just keep playing around the third rail and you'll eventually get electrocuted! Bought knowledge is the best, but it's repulsive when you have others killed or harmed due to one's own inconsideration and ultimate stupidity!
 
KadeBoltz said:
I am not the one that is DESPERATELY trying to force someone into obedience, because of whatever lame reason you think is relevant. ...and IT'S (You're not Your) Skeeter!
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This irresponsible Karen just isn't worth it! I just feel sorry for the animals that will eventually pay the ultimate price for those cheap "thrills".
 
I actually did something like that couple years ago. My neighbors and my parent’s property has this big ditch between the front and back houses and I got rimmed and licked till I came by 2 sexy labradors. Not sure if it constitutes being in a park but it’s outside nonetheless
 
Wolfmanzoo said:
Actually, no. This thread has its purpose of exposing sheer harm and stupidity at its best, especially when caught in the act, exposing their mates to potential harm, and even death!
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Okay putting your comments snarky tone aside
1. Literally, not what the threads about so my statement still stands.
2. I'll be honest I haven't read your comments much because it's quite much but what is your problem exactly?
You don't like public play? or you don't like beast play? because in that case that's what this forum is about so you're probably in the wrong spot..
 
OffgridK9lover said:
#2, Neither of those apply, we dislike the fact that you are frivolously putting your mates in mortal danger, most places will put the animal down if and when cuaght.

You as a human have full cognizant of the danger, the dog doesn't, do you let them play on the high way? why not if they have fun!? because you know the danger! Well letting them play on the high way is exactly like that, stupid levels of risk for no long term good.

30 years ago it was sort of safe, but technology in many different fields has destroyed that, hell even sex out side on ones own property is nearly becoming impossible due to the encroachment of drones and cameras!
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Really missed the point of my comment but okay lol
 
Wolfmanzoo said:
Just keep playing around the third rail and you'll eventually get electrocuted! Bought knowledge is the best, but it's repulsive when you have others killed or harmed due to one's own inconsideration and ultimate stupidity!
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What reckless thing did you commit in your past so you keep this up! So far, No One has died because of me, yet you keep riding hard on this "Everyone is gonna Die" claim. I may be doing something that you do not accept, but I am also very safe with my habits and I also don't do it as often as your One-Sided Pea Brain is over-exaggerating this. You obviously live in a deep sad little paranoid world and I am happy to burst your closed minded bubble. But just because I walk my husband in the park at night doesn't mean that my small town has military grade night vision camera's hiding inside spy bushes or fake Venus De Milo statues strategically situated around a town that shuts down at midnight. Nor does it mean that EVERY individual that sees us walking into a park at night is IMMEDIATELY thinking that I am a Zoo and we are about to fuck. You need get a life, get laid and calm the fuck down. Because I know the dangers, I know the consequences and I am also not a prisoner to your sad paranoia.

So you go on being unnecessarily angry, needlessly controlling and pathetically annoying. You are not gonna get me to shut up, bow down or obey to your sad narrative.
 
Wolfmanzoo said:
Let's not forget about those silent drones with NIGHT VISION!
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Yeah! Everyone can afford those and Everyone is out to get Everyone! Is that the Paranoid "The Man is out to getcha" narrative you want me to follow. No thanks. I would much rather be happy and living life without the Paranoia you people spill out into the world on your conspiracy podcasts.
 
Wolfmanzoo said:
This irresponsible Karen just isn't worth it! I just feel sorry for the animals that will eventually pay the ultimate price for those cheap "thrills".
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I'm not the Karen, here. Don't forget you already admitted to being a closed minded and one sided hater.

TL; DR! Please, just STFU and move on! You've only proven that liberalism is a disease! Thanks for reaffirming my conversion, since you somehow know of my political views! I'll probably see you on the 10:00 news very soon! I feel sorry for your animals, you fucking impersonal moron! A future Darwin Award Winner is what you are! You truly sound like a Nazi as Nazis are originally DEMOCRATS! YOU ARE SUPPORTING THIS CARELESS ASSED BULLSHIT!
IDIOTS DO NOT DESERVE RESPECT, KAREN! YOU COULD CARE LESS ABOUT YOUR CARELESS THRILLS AND THE DANGERS YOU PUT YOUR ANIMALS IN BY DOING THIS DUMB SHIT! YOU ARE NOT A ZOO, BUT A BESTIALIST! YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT THE WELFARE OF YOUR MATES!!! PERIOD!!!

I wonder how many poor creatures were harmed and/or lost their lives in your care.... Because all of my lovers died of Age or Health issues not related to me. But you keep pushing this narrative that I am causing or will cause a creature to parish. You are a sad, angry and stubborn man that I can't and don't care to help.
 
OffgridK9lover said:
oh no they work just fine crystal clear, now much less people have the top notch stuff but it still good enough to identify one, you're only saving feature is we're not worth enough political browny points to invest as much effort in as a trafficker, but even one normal guy I know has caught normal people sex more then a few times out in the bush, because like the one idiot, they figured they were safe and no one could ever see them.

Sadly modern tech has turned the world into hell if you have any care for the safety of your mates all so why I'd like it legal to shoot down drones that invade your air space, be a small stop gap but as optics improve for small cameras that to will be useless gesture
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I wasn't replying to any comment, just making a statement in regards to the title of the post, but thanks for your input
 
Wolfmanzoo said:
TL; DR! I've been a zoo for over 40+ years, and doing this BS out in public is not only dangerous BUT STUPID! No one is being high and mighty; it's called SAFETY and having some common fucking sense! Do it in your private confines, close your doors, blinds, and curtains, and do your thing!

Being an arrogant smartass will get you nowhere! No matter how butthurt you get, facts don't care about your little feelings!

There is a first time for everything and all it takes is ONE MISTAKE AND IT IS ALL OVER! People now have cell phones AND DRONES!

AND YES, being that you started a conversation PUBLICLY, you also open yourself up to some constructive criticism, especially when it comes to being flamboyant and putting your lives at risk! Technology is constantly changing, and so are the chances of getting caught doing something very stupid!

Perhaps if you get all butthurt by someone that does care about your safety and the safety of your mates, you may not want to post! I won't stop giving advice, especially when I do care what happens, or see an idiot in the news that's gotten caught with their pants down because they thought that they knew everything, regardless of their sexual preferences!

So sit back, chill out, and be grateful that someone does care about you and your mates! GROW THE FUCK UP! Silence is golden and perhaps, you might learn something!
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lmfao, watched one ben shapiro video and now he thinks he's less of a degenerate than the rest of us
 
That's how you:

- Get caught.
- Get jailtime.
- Get your pet euthanized.

Extremely reckless, extremely dumb.
 
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