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Have you tried sex with a dog in the park at midnight?

alexiacage said:
I tried it last night. It was very exciting, at one point panicky, but in the end I was very satisfied and happy. It went very well in the end.
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I am happy that you had a good experience. I am a Zoo Exhibitionist and find great pleasure in having sex with my K9 husband in various places around my small town. I have been doing it for quite a few years and can tell you that I understand the excitement.
Societal Demands dictate that I tell you to be extremely cautious and safe in your endeavors, Happy Humping! :gsd_wink:
 
Dumbest idea ever for 3 reasons:

1. Zoos that get caught end up traumatically having their nonhuman partners forcefully removed from their life and euthanized. Some districts rehome, but most just murder them.

2. Most phone cameras nowdays have decent night vision, and just cuz you can't see them doesn't mean someone doesn't see you.

3. Cops often silently stake out/drive through public areas like that to make sure homeless aren't camping out or people causing trouble.

So please be a more responsible human for your partner. You owe them at least that much. This little risk kink is so mindlessly stupid and dangerous for the nonhuman partners involved. Might as well play one-way Russian roulette with them while you're at it.
 
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JazzyPaws said:
In the parking lot of an urban-ish trail system. It was super late and dead as a doornail, with potential exceptions to gay cruisers. The thrill was worth it, once..

And yea, outside not in the car.
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Okay but why the parking lot and not on grass thats gotta hurt lol
 
KadeBoltz said:
I am happy that you had a good experience. I am a Zoo Exhibitionist and find great pleasure in having sex with my K9 husband in various places around my small town. I have been doing it for quite a few years and can tell you that I understand the excitement.
Societal Demands dictate that I tell you to be extremely cautious and safe in your endeavors, Happy Humping! :gsd_wink:
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That's a very good way to get you and your partner into a ton of trouble! How irresponsible can you get?
 
Wolfmanzoo said:
That's a very good way to get you and your partner into a ton of trouble! How irresponsible can you get?
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Are you fucking serious! You are THE MOST arrogant POS, I've had to talk to on here. In the eyes of every "NORMAL" person on the Planet, your interest and desires for Animals are just as Irresponsible and Troublemaking. You have the fucking nerve to talk down to me, like I am recklessly going out in the fucking Day time and stripping naked in the middle of the streets having sex with my K9 Husband! NO I AM NOT! THESE ARE CONVERSATIONS ABOUT FANTASIES AND DESIRES, YOU DON'T GET TO DICTATE THAT IN OUR LIVES. WE HAVE THE RIGHT TO TALK ABOUT THESE THINGS, NONE OF US CAN CONTROL THE ACTIONS OF OTHERS AND SHAMING PEOPLE DOESN'T STOP RECKLESSNESS!

But what I do and how I do it is done with care and ease. I Love my Husband, I loved my Wife before him and my Wife before her! NOTHING I ever did was reckless enough to harm them and you have the fucking Gall to speak as if I am some dumb child harming the people I love! YOU CAN FUCK OFF, YOU ONE-SIDED CONSERVATIVE ASSHAT! I didn't join this site for all you "Know-It-All/Conservative" fuckers to constantly kink shame me and talk down to me like a child!

I have been a Zoo since as far back as I can remember and I have learned to keep myself and my lovers safe!

I have been an Exhibitionist since I was a teen and I have learned to keep myself and my lovers safe in those endeavors too!

So before you act like some High and Mighty insufferable Know-It-All that has the authority to SHAME me for my lifestyle, take a fucking moment to ask yourself DID THIS PERSON ARRIVE ON EARTH TODAY AND NEEDS TO BE DISCIPLINED or DOES THIS HUMAN ADULT KNOW WHAT HE IS DOING AND NEEDS NO OPINION FROM ME TO GUIDE HIM!

News Flash! It's the Latter! The next time you see me post or comment, just know that as of right now. YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON ON THIS FORUM THAT I DO NOT NEED TO GIVE ME ADVICE OR EVEN OFFER YOUR HOLLOW PATHETIC OPINION!

...and keep that in mind the next time that you see someone else post or comment something about their lives that you don't agree with, NOT EVERYONE IS DUMB OR ARROGANT. Some of us can actually talk about Kinks and Desires with the Knowledge that it's possible to get in trouble because of them, IT'S JUST A FUCKING CONVERSATION! SOME OF US HAVE RESTRAINT AND CAN MANAGE OUR OWN FAMILIES SAFETY!!!
 
TL; DR! I've been a zoo for over 40+ years, and doing this BS out in public is not only dangerous BUT STUPID! No one is being high and mighty; it's called SAFETY and having some common fucking sense! Do it in your private confines, close your doors, blinds, and curtains, and do your thing!

Being an arrogant smartass will get you nowhere! No matter how butthurt you get, facts don't care about your little feelings!

There is a first time for everything and all it takes is ONE MISTAKE AND IT IS ALL OVER! People now have cell phones AND DRONES!

AND YES, being that you started a conversation PUBLICLY, you also open yourself up to some constructive criticism, especially when it comes to being flamboyant and putting your lives at risk! Technology is constantly changing, and so are the chances of getting caught doing something very stupid!

Perhaps if you get all butthurt by someone that does care about your safety and the safety of your mates, you may not want to post! I won't stop giving advice, especially when I do care what happens, or see an idiot in the news that's gotten caught with their pants down because they thought that they knew everything, regardless of their sexual preferences!

So sit back, chill out, and be grateful that someone does care about you and your mates! GROW THE FUCK UP! Silence is golden and perhaps, you might learn something!
 
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Wolfspirit said:
Dumbest idea ever for 3 reasons:

1. Zoos that get caught end up traumatically having their nonhuman partners forcefully removed from their life and euthanized. Some districts rehome, but most just murder them.

2. Most phone cameras nowdays have decent night vision, and just cuz you can't see them doesn't mean someone doesn't see you.

3. Cops often silently stake out/drive through public areas like that to make sure homeless aren't camping out or people causing trouble.

So please be a more responsible human for your partner. You owe them at least that much. This little risk kink is so mindlessly stupid and dangerous for the nonhuman partners involved. Might as well play one-way Russian roulette with them while you're at it.
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You know what's really sad? It's when we try to warn others to act responsibly and they lash out at us, not realizing that many of us and our partners have paid THE ULTIMATE PRICE for being way too "flamboyant"! Yet, being called a conservative, as if that's really supposed to mean something! LOL Safety is NO ACCIDENT!
 
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