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Yes, many times. I used to speed on a daily basis. If someone was going 20-30 miles over the speed limit then it was probably me.

Have you ever assisted in apprehending a criminal?
 
knotjen said:
HYE tried something kinky or taboo and didn't like it?
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Where to begin?

Intercourse with humans. Intercourse with male dogs (I don't care about giving them relief through stimulation, tho - just no intercourse or oral). Anal experiences for me. Stimulating of male horses. Females are fine, tho. On the farm animal side I mostly kept to females, as such.. no disliking. Lots of toys without any enjoyment on my side.

Ah, the self-made intimate piercing was another example of "Not necessary to repeat", but the permanent possibility to keep a little stimulating titanium attachment is fine. It as well stimulates both partners and doesn't disturb at any activity, as it is very small and decent.

And dozens of fetishes which I didn't try out myself, as the sheer visiting of such places and ordering a drink on the bar while watching others participate was enough to extensively tell me: "Nope, that's definitely nothing you want to participate at."

Have you ever had a leak while bathing (the drainage, not yourself) and had to stop bathing to fix it (or call a technician) quickly enough?
 
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knotjen said:
HYE flown a kite and got it stuck in something? Trees, power lines?
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Aside from youth experiences with very small kites (which never got stuck, fortunately - but crashed quite a lot) I am happy that the kites I flew (with myself attached to them - as they were wind kites to fly with) never stuck into anything. Would've ended badly.

Have you ever developed something yourself privately which afterwards got bought (the rights to manufacture and sell) by a company?
 
saddlebum66 said:
Ever built a Kite from scratch?
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Just toy kites, balsa wood, epoxy coating after PU glueing and thin polypropylene foil with stainless fixation does the job even in rain if the two to three wires are linked correctly.
But not exactly for myself, just for the kids of a family member.

Have you ever prepared / organized a business event including location, orchestra and catering for > 100 people?
 
knotjen said:
Prepared/organized, no, however I have been a guest speaker at numerous events in the 200-300 attendee range, covering topics such as forensic accounting and women in corporate/business.

HYE "fangled" something to solve a problem and it worked seemingly better than something you could have bought?
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Regularly. Cowboy reengineering.

Have You Ever shaken a Scorpion or a Tarantula out of your boot or shoe?
 
yes many times, the last one in my city they wanted to cut down a century-old tree to make a parking lot! what! no!

HYE been injured during sex?
 
No. Or yes, however then it is not visible from the outside - because that wouldn't end well with an animal.

Have you ever had a day where the cities plane / nature catastrophe alert siren ran for hours due to a technical defect?
 
YanchaOkami said:
No. Or yes, however then it is not visible from the outside - because that wouldn't end well with an animal.

Have you ever had a day where the cities plane / nature catastrophe alert siren ran for hours due to a technical defect?
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Not in a very, very long time. A Siren Test in the summer of '62, failed to cut off. Took them most of the day to fix it.

Have You Ever created a UFO scare that scrambled the local Air Force?
 
Many many years back, I got a little "Honest John" missile from Estes....Came as a kit with a couple of motors....Kinda fun....But we had more fun using old metal lipstick caps. Put a firecracker under one and light the fuse.....and wham! Like baby buggy wheels, lipstick caps were trade goods back in the day....

Have You Ever had a duel with bottle rockets?
 
Yes, that happens on travels alone with dogs.

Have you ever visited a Chinese or Korean buffet restaurant which loved authenticity in terms of their food, workers, language spoken?
 
knotjen said:
yes, when my first dog reached the end, I carried him to the car, then into the vet's several times, and back again. 100lb rottweiler.

HYE fetishized a particular breed of something more than others?
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Friesian stallions. I write stories, draw them, dream about them. Everything about them is captivating.


HYE made up or played a very specific game you only play with your zoo partner? (Like fetch but with a certain object or you jump on a trampoline with your dog etc)
 
knotjen said:
HYE you ever called a significant other by the wrong name?
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An animal? Sure. Don't ask me how often I've called the varying cared-for dogs "Huuuund!", "Arschgeigen", "verdammichtnochmal!", "Vorsicht!" and so on. ? My own ones as well, but mostly by their name.

It's not as if they are personally insulted by human language and it helps accepting their wrongdoings, if another worthy piece of machinery unfortunately broke.

Have you ever read a book which you wished afterwards to have never known - not because of boredom but because of specific information in this book?
 
I haven't, but it would be worse not to get it after that happend, i'm sure.

HTE Just skipped a night sleep, because you just didn't wanted to sleep?
 
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