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knotjen said:
I injured someone several years ago unintentionally. A group of us were playing baseball in a park and I was shortstop. I caught the ball off a bounce and whipped it to first to get the batter out, but unfortunately nailed him in the back of the head. He dropped :(
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Sorry!? I've never hurt a friend luckily but I unfortunately had to shoot at two intruders when I responded to a silent alarm triggered at my business premises in the middle of the night. One of them died and both were armed.
 
knotjen said:
Sadly, I sent him to the hospital barely conscious :(



Wow.

I forgot the HYE part earlier so I'll add that.

HYE used pet names in a human-human relationship?
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Haha only once years ago with my ex girlfriend. Just the typical, "baby", "babe" etc. Needless to say humans aren't my cup of tea as far as relationships are concerned. ?

HYE licked your dog to return the favour of them licking you?
 
no but i would
a fwb has a cat that likes to sit in my lap when i touch myself and ive been tempted to return the favor

HYE fondled or been handsy with a pet that isn't yours?
 
pnwpetlovr said:
no but i would
a fwb has a cat that likes to sit in my lap when i touch myself and ive been tempted to return the favor
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Haha I didn't mean sexually, like when they give you a "bath."
pnwpetlovr said:
HYE fondled or been handsy with a pet that isn't yours?
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Yea when I was younger and didn't understand the concept of owner-hopping.

HYE had someone accidentally discover naughty photos on your PC or phone?
 
knotjen said:
No, I don't take or let others take naughty photos. The closest I got to that was this:

I had a slew of pictures of friends and I who attended a 70's TV show-themed Halloween party in the theater district. Among my friends there was a Daisy Duke, Mork & Mindy, a Laura Ingalls, a Columbo who nailed the mannerisms and vocalizations flawlessly. Several went as a partial cast of M*A*S*H, and there was Vinnie Barbarino and Horshack, and four went as the A*TEAM and the guy who went as Mr. T was a ringer.

I went as Lynda Carter's wonder woman and I had made the costume as true to the original as I could with all the accessories including the gold truth rope coiled on the hip.

Anyway, a friend of mine from work was thumbing through the pictures on my phone as we were talking about our weekends (she was supposed to go but didn't make it) and she had sent a few of the pictures to her work email without asking or me knowing. One of those pictures, which was me aggressively truth-roping Columbo ended up spread around the office a bit. While the picture was G-rated, there were some comments about my figure and that wasn't cool. That was the last time anyone got to touch my phone.
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Ah shit, sorry. I'm also pretty possessive over my devices. Someone touches and they lose fingers?
knotjen said:
HYE had a public embarrassing moment?
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Nothing too bad, worst time was when I was on the beach one time and slipped on some rocks and the barnacles cut my inner thigh. I was about fourteen and I was bleeding badly so on the beach in front of the crowd the lifeguards had to rip off my shorts and I sat there butt naked and free Willy while they patched me up in front of a crowd of like 30 people, some friends amongst them. Could have been much worse haha.

HYE fallen asleep during sex? ?
 
knotjen said:
Yes. I didn't fall asleep because the guy wasn't fun but rather, I had pulled two days at work straight with no sleep and I thought I had the energy for it when I got home but that was just the adrenaline left over from why I worked the two days straight. And, I passed out from exhaustion, during.
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I know the feeling!
knotjen said:
HYE been intimate with someone you met while on vacation, a business trip, or somewhere else far, far away?
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Haha I had a childhood crush (we were like 10 and 8 at the time) who came down to my town on holiday and we met up and sort of rekindled old flames and we got a bit steamy on the beach. But I was a silly teenager. Young dumb, full of... ? Not sure if that counts.

HYE Discovered a dead body?
 
knotjen said:
Other than a few dead squirrel over the years in my complex, no.

HYE had sex on a boat?
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I haven't haha, due to the nature of my relations it's not the sort of thing I do just anywhere? I have a few times in my car though.

HYE had sex on someone else's bed?
 
Nah. 0 human partners since almost two decades, don't miss anything, quite the contrary.
Animals for life. (y)

Have you ever built something yourself and at first glance thought: "A quick project, done in two weeks.. at most." - just to look back after half an year in disbelief how many hours of hassles and bureaucracy it added to your life. :ROFLMAO:
 
knotjen said:
I told her because we've been friends since grade school, and she's extremely kinky. Owns an obedient sissy maid husband, as well as an add-on slave who had a lot of really odd interests that sometimes amuse me. I had forgotten the obvious - just because someone thinks a wild and crazy thing is OK, doesn't mean they will think all wild and crazy things are ok. She came around fast enough but it was a lesson learned for me big time.
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Wow you have an interesting circle of friends!
knotjen said:
HYE maintained a large garden?
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Not massive, my home garden is pretty low maintenance. For work though, I've maintained large areas of wild bush and jungle though. Kept them free of alien plants and maintained the hiking paths that exist there.

HYE been to a therapist/psychologist?
 
knotjen said:
HYE maintained a large garden?
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Yep, multiple of them. At the moment one own land, one rented one and plan to acquire a bigger land stripe a bit farther away from humans in future.

About electrical installations: sure, developing solutions for customers which paid well (basically: "I develop your dreams on-the-fly, build them without beta testing first and on my own costs and it will work on first try!") - but it took too much of my motivation and interest in it, as such I only do it anymore for myself.

House installations as well, have a certificate and allowance for such.
Oh, was too slow in response.

ZephyrZoo said:
HYE been to a therapist/psychologist?
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Uh, I attended for a while to analyze them, as the job profile interested me out of a medical view. I gave them several thought-up but detailed "problems" and analyzed their "solutions", but after a few months of doing so it became horrible frustrating, as they bit every bait and never even thought about how unrealistic my told stories would've been.

Always cared about not to let them get linked to any serious problems on my side (as to no logs appearing after a few years somewhere). It was more of a funny habit while studying.

Have you ever thought after ordering a service (be it installation, maintenance, whatever): "THAT I would have got completed same as fast and in better quality, tho.."? :unsure:
 
YanchaOkami said:
Uh, I attended for a while to analyze them, as the job profile interested me out of a medical view. I gave them several thought-up but detailed "problems" and analyzed their "solutions", but after a few months of doing so it became horrible frustrating, as they bit every bait and never even thought about how unrealistic my told stories would've been.

Always cared about not to let them get linked to any serious problems on my side (as to no logs appearing after a few years somewhere). It was more of a funny habit while studying.
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Haha I did something similar. I've had a handful of specialists all give me completely different diagnoses. It's 90% bullshit I reckon. Not that I thought I needed a therapist, just went out of curiosity.
YanchaOkami said:
Have you ever thought after ordering a service (be it installation, maintenance, whatever): "THAT I would have got completed same as fast and in better quality, tho.."? :unsure:
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Oh too many times! Had an electrician come and sort out an issue I had at my business premises we had due to a lightning strike. Fried some plug sockets and some light bulbs and one or two switches on the dB board. Nothing major though. Took his team of four guys the whole day to get it done, definitely could have done it in an hour or two myself. Insurance covered it though so I had to get a "professional."

On that note

HYE been electrocuted?
 
ZephyrZoo said:
Insurance covered it though so I had to get a "professional."
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Ah, I know that pain. In such cases it's good to have a known reliable person which is independent electrical installateur.. 50% to his company, 50% to me and a nice invoice while we both drink a tea (he mostly a beer) and fix the problems in a few hours together.

knotjen said:
HYE grown marijuana?
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Not on my own land, as there were drug dog runs because neighbors did this sort of things.

But on wild lands which (fortunately) as well were quite sunny and in the near of maintained bee houses. The results were disappointing, tho. Too much rodents, too much wild growth stealing nutrients.

Next time will be comparable to the Canadian(?) drug house with a natural hundred square meters hollow room in the rock bottom mountain bed beneath like they used it for growing Marijuana by (to that time) stealing electricity from official lines which got them busted (together with a nice house on top which never was used lively.. two big no-go's).

They had bomb-proof doors and multiple emergency exits beneath shut flaps, mounted by big rocks, hydraulic activated. Exactly what I need. Just without robbing the energy distributors of power, a hundred square meters on top as solar field and that's no problem anymore thanks to LED growing tech. And if anyone asks: there's a pool in the backyard which needs 12 kW heating energy almost round the year. Plausible.


Have you ever cooked something such well and tasty that you wanted to serve it to friends or known people - but the second and following tries of preparing this dish were not half as good as the initial one? ?
 
YanchaOkami said:
Ah, I know that pain. In such cases it's good to have a known reliable person which is independent electrical installateur.. 50% to his company, 50% to me and a nice invoice while we both drink a tea (he mostly a beer) and fix the problems in a few hours together.


Not on my own land, as there were drug dog runs because neighbors did this sort of things.

But on wild lands which (fortunately) as well were quite sunny and in the near of maintained bee houses. The results were disappointing, tho. Too much rodents, too much wild growth stealing nutrients.

Next time will be comparable to the Canadian(?) drug house with a natural hundred square meters hollow room in the rock bottom mountain bed beneath like they used it for growing Marijuana by (to that time) stealing electricity from official lines which got them busted (together with a nice house on top which never was used lively.. two big no-go's).

They had bomb-proof doors and multiple emergency exits beneath shut flaps, mounted by big rocks, hydraulic activated. Exactly what I need. Just without robbing the energy distributors of power, a hundred square meters on top as solar field and that's no problem anymore thanks to LED growing tech. And if anyone asks: there's a pool in the backyard which needs 12 kW heating energy almost round the year. Plausible.
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Well I just learnt something haha!
YanchaOkami said:
Have you ever cooked something such well and tasty that you wanted to serve it to friends or known people - but the second and following tries of preparing this dish were not half as good as the initial one? ?
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All the time. Any dish with rice in it is damn hard to replicate. One day its fantastic and the next time you try it's like play-dough. I grew up with a parent that knew how to make toast and that was about it. So if I wanted a decent meal I had to use what ingredients I could find and figure it out for myself. Enjoyed cooking from a young age but to this day I just cannot get plain, old, long-grain white rice right.

HYE played an instrument or sung or performed publicly?
 
knotjen said:
If I can't do whatever it is, I'd rather pay someone to do the whole thing because then they own the job and hopefully, warranty their work.

One of several reasons why I chose the HVAC contractor I did a couple years ago was they offered 10 year parts, 10 year labor warranty. None of the other contractors who bid offered anything more than two years labor. For someone like me who considers a furnace to be a shiny box in the basement containing magical mechanical voodoo, that labor warranty is really valuable to me.


I used to do a fair bit of karaoke with friends, though I always let them sing louder than me. There was a reason for that :)
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Nice! I've been in a few bands but mostly garage specials. Nobody except ourselves thought we were any good.?
knotjen said:
HYE taken a ride in a balloon?
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No?

Have you ever been arrested or had the cops called on you?
 
knotjen said:
.. that labor warranty is really valuable to me.
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That's understandable, without a possibility to repair or maintenance those machines yourself it's the best way to let a professional company work on it. If any related problems happen afterwards, then it's at least not that much of a hassle for yourself as long as warranty still is active. (y)

ZephyrZoo said:
Have you ever been arrested or had the cops called on you?
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Oh, yep, a few times. As well been in jail twice for a few days, but that was almost two dozen years ago and in relation to aggressive behavior of other humans against animals. One happened on Silvester, a fence is not built in front to get fireworks thrown over..

Since then I didn't do less illicit stuff.. I just cared more about who knew about this (mostly: none). That's all it needs, together with a bit of planning and no uselessly risky activities.

Laws are a recommendation with lots of grey areas, as such it's fun and interestingly productive to use those grey areas in their possible ways.


Have you ever won in some (for you) astonishing real life game or lottery while you didn't even want to participate beforehand?
 
YanchaOkami said:
That's understandable, without a possibility to repair or maintenance those machines yourself it's the best way to let a professional company work on it. If any related problems happen afterwards, then it's at least not that much of a hassle for yourself as long as warranty still is active. (y)


Oh, yep, a few times. As well been in jail twice for a few days, but that was almost two dozen years ago and in relation to aggressive behavior of other humans against animals. One happened on Silvester, a fence is not built in front to get fireworks thrown over..

Since then I didn't do less illicit stuff.. I just cared more about who knew about this (mostly: none). That's all it needs, together with a bit of planning and no uselessly risky activities.

Laws are a recommendation with lots of grey areas, as such it's fun and interestingly productive to use those grey areas in their possible ways.
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Oh wow, haha that's quite something. Good for you for standing up to them.
YanchaOkami said:
Have you ever won in some (for you) astonishing real life game or lottery while you didn't even want to participate beforehand?
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Sort of... Someone twisted my arm to join him in a game of poker, I'm not a poker person and only barely understand how the game works. I wiped the floor with everyone, just luck.

HYE Stolen anything of reasonably high value?
 
bglass011 said:
No, but apparently I used to steal stuff everytime my mom brought me into a store when I was really young (3-4). She says she could never even be mad at me because I always stole something for each sibling, too:p
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That's hilarious? Steal from the rich and give to the needy haha.
bglass011 said:
HYE gone white water rafting?
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Never but I've gone out to sea on my kayak.

HYE been in a car chase?
 
knotjen said:
HYE gotten a carpet burn?
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Basically friction induced burns on the skin? Quite often.. either technically or by dogs trying to run behind some fast moving living being and I've to stop them with the leashes.

Once because I accidentally touched the backside of a band sander's band, which is basically fibre bound material and moving fast. And some times touching abrasive discs (no, not dicks), but that's directly lost skin, less of a burn.


Have you ever invited someone with the self-assigned task in your mind to clean the flat / house / whatever beforehand their arrival - and at a few hours before they arrived, decided: "Ah, fuck it - they'll surely not die from a little visible mess."?
 
Yes, only to find the back of my foot rubbed raw after a day of walking in them.

HYE bought a Dildo, That looked good, But when you got it home was way to big for you?
 
SovetskiyKozel said:
Yes, only to find the back of my foot rubbed raw after a day of walking in them.

HYE bought a Dildo, That looked good, But when you got it home was way to big for you?
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Nope, but one I found the texture was like sandpaper. Still sitting in the draw unused. Can't exactly hand it down to a friend.?

HYE lived in a tent or a motorhome for a long period of time?
 
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