Have you ever...

[K9Duke697]

Yes. I've regretted not managing to marry her for over 40 years now.

Have you ever met someone of the opposite sex and your first thought was "I want to have babies with her/him"? Not just "have sex", a deep in the gut feeling on "I want to have babies"?

 

[skiguy31]

No

HYE been glad you were dumped? Not right away, but later on

 

[MI694U]

HYE tongue punched a fart box? Nope
Hye had sex with a distant family member, aunt cousin ect..

 

[Knottypat]

No. But I want to.

HYE Cheated on someone with a pet

 

[kinkyhermit]

no but i kinda want to.

HYE done a sexual act for compensation?

 

[skiguy31]

No

HYE paid for sex?

 

[Valkiria]

Never paid, never been paid.

Have you been a victim of sexual abuse?

 

[Knottypat]

No. But kinda want to.

Hye thought about going zoo exclusive

 

[skiguy31]

No

HYE been in a bar fight?

 

[K9Duke697]

No

HYE been in a bar fight?

No.

HYE ever been maced and cuffed for being the biggest guy at the bar when the cops show up for other people fighting?

 

[skiguy31]

No

HYE had to break up a fight?

 

[MrsShemon]

Sure. Can't just let them pummel each other.

HYE won a professional fighting match in a martial arts sport?

 

[Fine_VineXX]

I'm a pacifist.

HYE fallen asleep in the bathtub?

 

[MrAnnihilated]

Yes, though I'm tall enough it's impossible to drown.

HYE gone skating? Ice or roller?

Yes, both! Played hockey

Have you ever been out in the woods hunting?

 

[Katano25]

no

hye masturbated at work?

 

[knotobama]

no

hye masturbated at work?

I have. It's necessary some days lol.

Have you ever been injured during sex?

 

[ZooDonna]

Yes, became very sore from an unusually large partner.

HYE attempted to introduce a new partner to a kink of yours?

 

[ZooDonna]

Yes

HYE been offered a job you thought you wanted, then turned it down?

Yes

HYE taken a job you didn’t particularly care to take but did it out of necessity?

 

[ZooDonna]

Yes, zoo and other interests

HYE acted out someone’s fantasy for them and discovered it was something you really enjoyed as well?

 

[ZooDonna]

Yes a few times

HYE had the pleasure of two dogs together?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Nope

HYE used a magnifying glass to set fire to something?

 

[ZephyrZoo]

Yes, when I was a kid I was fascinated by magnifying glasses and pretty construction paper. Glitter paper does burn, but smells terrible!

HYE had an ant farm?

Haha yes! In one of those little slide see through glass things. I loved it as a kid.

HYE totaled your car?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Haha yes! In one of those little slide see through glass things. I loved it as a kid.

HYE totaled your car?

Whoops sorry lol
I didn't total my car, some asshole driver did that for me though

HYE ran out of gas while driving?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

No

HYE drove off with the gas nozzle still in your car?

(it's not fun)

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Nope.

HYE changed a flat tire only to discover afterwards the spare was just as flat?

LOL noooooo, but I did change a flat just to get another a few miles further down the road (didn't have 2 spares, I'm not a psychopath)

HYE talked your way out of a traffic ticket?

 

[ZephyrZoo]

LOL noooooo, but I did change a flat just to get another a few miles further down the road (didn't have 2 spares, I'm not a psychopath)

HYE talked your way out of a traffic ticket?

Yes! It's South Africa here, I've had at least ten cops outrightly ask me for a bribe for false accusations. I've luckily never ended up getting a ticket though.

HYE hit a pedestrian while driving?

 

[skiguy31]

No

HYE been hit by a car while walking?

 

[saddlebum66]

No

HYE been hit by a car while walking?

About five times, in parking lots. Fortunately, I didn't hit anyone back, though there was one guy who was smart enough to stay in his car.

Have You Ever cruised the Bars in Tijuana after the shops are all closed for the night?

 

[ZephyrZoo]

About five times, in parking lots. Fortunately, I didn't hit anyone back, though there was one guy who was smart enough to stay in his car.

Have You Ever cruised the Bars in Tijuana after the shops are all closed for the night?

No?

Have you ever hurled a printer across the room?

 

[alex30]

No?

Have you ever hurled a printer across the room?

no a television yes during a baseball game

HYE phoned a radio station to participate in a game?