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Not that others might see, but quite a few miles have been passed on car trips like this.

HYE "bought a round" of drinks?
 
No, I don't go to bars. But in a sense that I boought alcohol for others to grab for some bonfires or similar events - yes

HYE seen more than one shooting star at once?
 
Yup, although I think that the italian chefs would cry

HYE had an frozen lake crack under you?
 
Yes...as a teen my friend's mom was the "hot mom" and I may have found some undergarments....

HYE found out something disturbing about a close loved one?
 
Yup, but it paid off, and now we're happily together

HYE met The Karen?
 
Yes oh yes!!! She was a handful!

HYE wondered what happened to some of those pervy teachers you heard rumors about in high school?
 
Yes, and I won. Prize was seeing 4 of my friends dicks and two girls naked with post it notes covering their nipples. Nowhere close to WSOP prizes

HYE accidentally pooped yourself
 
Yes, and if you haven't, you're lying

HYE looked at porn using someone else's device? (not a good idea)
 
Parent's PC is technically someone else's device, so yeah, back when I used to live with them, I did.

HYE dyed your hair some unnatural colour?
 
Surprisingly no. I'm a very boldly styled man and I think if my hair were longer, I would try some red or purple

HYE crashed while doing an extreme sport? Like snowboarding, skating, DH mountain cross, parkour, etc.
 
I do not do extreme sports, but I did have some crashes while skiing, or fell while riding a motorcycle once

HYE been in accident that could have easily resulted in your death, just by few seconds, or inches?
 
Yes, a few times during snowboarding, but I came out of each near-death run or crash feeling VERY alive.

HYE saved someone from a near death experience, that if you weren't there, they would have likely died or been hospitalized?
 
Yes, probably one of the most annoying and stressing things that have ever happened to me.

HYE made sexual advances on an animal that wasn't yours?
 
No, but I picture everybody having an orgy in the audience. So there you go.

Have you ever distracted a public speaker with weird antics?
 
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