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Steven Raccoon said:
I've never been caught by other humans. Just a curious cold nose poking my asshole while I'm humping away. Will turn your hair white and shrivel your nutsack from fear and the sudden coldness.

Have you ever stuck your thumb up your ass and whistle "Dixie" during mass or any other public solemn gathering?
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Haha no I can’t say that I have.


Have you ever peed on your balls while sitting on the toilet?
 
A flight check is going up softly, with full safeties (flight leader knowing what is going on, every care system involved.)

Now, that entailed, sometimes the cards are not dealt that way.

Spring 2003. Baghdad. No one, above or below, was watching out for us.

We were assigned one each: Army lieutenant and SP4 driver.

As per my posting, we did not die. Well, some of us...the next morning, we were still breathing. Still breathing is not the same as not dead. Some days I just want to take that last breath and be done.

A flight check, dear son, is making peace with yourself. Do it now, dear. I am very, very angry, as much with myself as with anyone else. I am as prideful as anyone, I have been a good soldier and served my troops, under fire, with will and obedience.
 
WarHorse said:
A flight check is going up softly, with full safeties (flight leader knowing what is going on, every care system involved.)

Now, that entailed, sometimes the cards are not dealt that way.

Spring 2003. Baghdad. No one, above or below, was watching out for us.

We were assigned one each: Army lieutenant and SP4 driver.

As per my posting, we did not die. Well, some of us...the next morning, we were still breathing. Still breathing is not the same as not dead. Some days I just want to take that last breath and be done.

A flight check, dear son, is making peace with yourself. Do it now, dear. I am very, very angry, as much with myself as with anyone else. I am as prideful as anyone, I have been a good soldier and served my troops, under fire, with will and obedience.
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I want to make peace with my self but I find it hard to
 
Yesss! I still don't understand whether it's a troll or a clueless old pervert.

Have you ever fought with someone?
 
omg, YES. I remember once coming home and napping, then waking up at 7pm (just an hour later) thinking it was 7am!

HYE packed and had a picnic lunch?
 
nandajo said:
Yesss! I still don't understand whether it's a troll or a clueless old pervert.

Have you ever fought with someone?
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It's neither, and both at the same time. That's my old friend Warhorse from BF. He's an ignorant old spent guy who got kicked in the head once too often and is awaiting entrance to Valhalla while collecting AARP benefits.
 
There ain't sexual needy animals in Valhalla - as such I suggest delaying the entrance to that boring place until a later time and enjoy staying on earth for a while. ?‍♂️

Puhp said:
HYE packed and had a picnic lunch?
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I eat outside and on travels / pathways very often, even if it doesn't include a fully packed picnic basket - would be too much for one person and dog(s) as well.

Have you ever found a letter to another house number and wholly different receipent in a quarter mile distance in your letter box?
 
Only at the very end of a hike or knowing where I was in relationship to more water.

HYE collected and consumed rainwater for drinkingwater?
 
I did, although that was just experiment, not for actual need to do so

HYE stepped on a nail?
 
Yup, although in my case it was on purpose, not from being drunk. A nice, smooth and fluffy tail plug is something that is lovely to cuddle to while falling asleep :)

HYE got a haircut and instantly regreted it?
 
Thank God no

HYE had intimacy with an ex and regretted it after breaking up with them?
 
No. Anytime I'm with my dogs usually they're behind me busy doing something else... lol. Unless I'm training them to sit still lmao. Then the "staring contests" I guess happen.

HYE been with your animal lover in an actual bed?
 
Lucky. No, might try it next time I have fun with my lovers tho.

HYE taken a drive just to get some alone time with your animal lover? (might do that sometime soon tbh)
 
No, when I still have had my dog, I was too young to be driving. But we got plenty of hikes together, to get out of grit for a bit

HYE bathed in natural hot springs?
 
Sure! Cold springs, too. :brrr:

HYE ate meal blindfolded, or where you otherwise couldn't see?
 
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