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Have you ever...

Given away a lot of things over my life. Not a Television,but Stereo systems, a car once, Good deeds usually find their way home.

Have You Ever been through a Tornado?
 
a couple and stood on two smaller ones. But not what most people think of, when they're talking about avalanches. Not a enormous mass of snow and ice thundering down the alps to burrow towns. Just the regular kind of alpine avalanches that happen quite often. A couple hundred kilos or a few tons of snow, running down a hill a couple to a few hundred metres.

HYE been to the alps during winter?
 
a couple and stood on two smaller ones. But not what most people think of, when they're talking about avalanches. Not a enormous mass of snow and ice thundering down the alps to burrow towns. Just the regular kind of alpine avalanches that happen quite often. A couple hundred kilos or a few tons of snow, running down a hill a couple to a few hundred metres.

HYE been to the alps during winter?
nope

Have you ever creampied a horse?
 
Yup, back in my young and foolish days....then I picked up a case of strep from a willing milf whose kids hadnt quite begun to be ill yet....icky, because about ten days later I Had it and it blew New Years Eve for me. Lady was a HELL of a kisser though....almost worth it. Never did that again.

Ever been drunk enough at a Holiday party to wonder, next morning, how you managed to make it home?
 
Nope...not the hookup type. Hookups get nervous when you want to buy them breakfast.

Have You Ever rejected a Hookup...holiday or not?
 
Around three or four planetariums so far.

They're interesting pieces of technology.

Have you ever visited one of the Disneylands worldwide?
 
Nope...my parents would be rolling in their respective graves.

Have You Ever seen a Holiday Classic you actually thought the Critics were right about ( except Alistair Sim's "Christmas Carol")?
 
no, I don't give a shit about Christmas and all references to it including movies

HYE thought that you would like to go and live on another planet?
 
Nope...Haven't worn this one out yet.

Have You Ever wondered WHY anyone would want to live in a place he/she has never seen and can't even be sure there's breathable air?
 
Nope....Fell out of a tree from 35 plus feet once....Four fractured Vertebrae say "Don't DO that!"

Have You Ever seen a shark in water you were swimming it at that moment?
 
Often. Finding it is enough to put the 'X' in X-mas....fortunately there's no one here to hear that...<<Grinnn>

Have You Ever made an angel out of an old "Readers Digest" or "Geographic"?
 
No, that never came up....dunno why, they were always doing scout stuff where I could have.

Have you ever strung cranberries and popcorn for garland?
 
Yep, when they were still fairly common. They apparently don't ship as well as some of the newer varieties. Had a 200 year old apple tree in the yard way back....Across the street were three comparably aged Cherry trees....Those we used to fight the birds for....and come home looking like a slaughterhouse....

Have you ever built a tire swing?
 
There's a few orchards near me which have that variety. Pluck your own and pay by weight.



No, but I had one when I was little. We lived in a city at the time and there was one tree in the backyard, which my father put up a tire swing.

HYE ever build a treehouse?
Yes....about a hundred times....One or two actually stayed up...

Have You Ever been in a tree that swayed in the wind enough to make you seasick?
 
Yes, in a friend's treehouse. Again, city living, one tree in the tiny back yard. We were doing the sleepover thing and the thing swayed terribly. One girl actually got sick and kept puking out the opening. Drinks spilled, cookies all over. Eventually we climbed down and went inside. I'm sure the squirrels moved right in afterwards to enjoy all the broken cookies scattered about.

HYE gone white water rafting?
Once....ever broken a rib? I popped four doing that....Hurtz. But it was my own fault....The river level had dropped radically in the week prior...

Have you ever seen a Kangaroo Mouse?
 
Never. And I'm not burning with desire too.

HYE gone to the shop for one small thing and left with 2 full bags of purchases?
 
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