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Have you ever...

Depends on the definition.

HYE gone a decade without masturbating? (Someone doing it to you does not count as masturbating, only selfing)
 
No, haven't.

Have you ever overslept, waking up to firefighters breaking your door in?

(As example because company thought you might have died, extremely paranoid-fearful secretary, revenge of a co-worker or whatever reason ..)
 
Given away a lot of things over my life. Not a Television,but Stereo systems, a car once, Good deeds usually find their way home.

Have You Ever been through a Tornado?
 
a couple and stood on two smaller ones. But not what most people think of, when they're talking about avalanches. Not a enormous mass of snow and ice thundering down the alps to burrow towns. Just the regular kind of alpine avalanches that happen quite often. A couple hundred kilos or a few tons of snow, running down a hill a couple to a few hundred metres.

HYE been to the alps during winter?
 
Sedirae said:
a couple and stood on two smaller ones. But not what most people think of, when they're talking about avalanches. Not a enormous mass of snow and ice thundering down the alps to burrow towns. Just the regular kind of alpine avalanches that happen quite often. A couple hundred kilos or a few tons of snow, running down a hill a couple to a few hundred metres.

HYE been to the alps during winter?
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nope

Have you ever creampied a horse?
 
Yup, back in my young and foolish days....then I picked up a case of strep from a willing milf whose kids hadnt quite begun to be ill yet....icky, because about ten days later I Had it and it blew New Years Eve for me. Lady was a HELL of a kisser though....almost worth it. Never did that again.

Ever been drunk enough at a Holiday party to wonder, next morning, how you managed to make it home?
 
Nope...not the hookup type. Hookups get nervous when you want to buy them breakfast.

Have You Ever rejected a Hookup...holiday or not?
 
Around three or four planetariums so far.

They're interesting pieces of technology.

Have you ever visited one of the Disneylands worldwide?
 
Nope...my parents would be rolling in their respective graves.

Have You Ever seen a Holiday Classic you actually thought the Critics were right about ( except Alistair Sim's "Christmas Carol")?
 
no, I don't give a shit about Christmas and all references to it including movies

HYE thought that you would like to go and live on another planet?
 
Nope...Haven't worn this one out yet.

Have You Ever wondered WHY anyone would want to live in a place he/she has never seen and can't even be sure there's breathable air?
 
Nope....Fell out of a tree from 35 plus feet once....Four fractured Vertebrae say "Don't DO that!"

Have You Ever seen a shark in water you were swimming it at that moment?
 
Often. Finding it is enough to put the 'X' in X-mas....fortunately there's no one here to hear that...<<Grinnn>

Have You Ever made an angel out of an old "Readers Digest" or "Geographic"?
 
No, that never came up....dunno why, they were always doing scout stuff where I could have.

Have you ever strung cranberries and popcorn for garland?
 
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