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Have you ever...

Nope....Most cemeteries won't let you.

Ever seen a swan take off or land on a lake?
(what? in germany, you're actually required to clean the grave stones of your relatives.)

yes, I've seen both. wasn't all that graceful.

HYE camped out in the woods during winter?
 
Yes as a boy scout, Canadian winter
HYE been caught naked in public? Was not aware that people in the tower across the street could see me jerk off
 
Hesitant and a little uncomfortable about it at first, but it kind of grew on me. It was mostly the "in charge" thing that was something I did not enjoy. But having minions has it's perks, so in the end it worked out well.

HYE written an online guide about sex?
 
Depends on the definition.

HYE gone a decade without masturbating? (Someone doing it to you does not count as masturbating, only selfing)
 
No, haven't.

Have you ever overslept, waking up to firefighters breaking your door in?

(As example because company thought you might have died, extremely paranoid-fearful secretary, revenge of a co-worker or whatever reason ..)
 
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